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...~~:=§&@ ~~~~####@@@@§§§§::::~~~~####@@@@§§§§:::: @&§=:~~...
..~~:=§&@# @@@@§§§§::::~~~~####@@@@§§§§::::~~~~#### #@&§=:~~..
.~~:=§&@## ::::~~~~####@@@@§§§§::::~~~~####@@@@§§§§ ##@&§=:~~.
..~~:=§&@# PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS #@&§=:~~..
...~~:=§&@ OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL @&§=:~~...
....~~:=§& OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I &§=:~~....
.....~~:=§ START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT §=:~~.....
......~~:= OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO =:~~......
.......~~: ####@@@@§§§§::THE~~GROUND.@@§§§§::::~~~~ :~~.......
......~~:= §§§§::::~~~~####@@@@§§§§::::~~~~####@@@@ =:~~......
.....~~:=§ I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME §=:~~.....
....~~:=§& [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME &§=:~~....
...~~:=§&@ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET @&§=:~~...
..~~:=§&@# EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T #@&§=:~~..
.~~:=§&@## KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ##@&§=:~~.
..~~:=§&@# TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN #@&§=:~~..
...~~:=§&@ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL @&§=:~~...
....~~:=§& BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER &§=:~~....
.....~~:=§ "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR §=:~~.....
......~~:= YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT =:~~......
.......~~: HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY :~~.......
......~~:= MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. =:~~......
.....~~:=§ SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY §=:~~.....
....~~:=§& ~~~~###SADNESS§§:COMES~~###FROM@§§§§:::: &§=:~~....
...~~:=§&@ @@@@§§§§::::~~~~####@@@@§§§§::::~~~~#### @&§=:~~...
..~~:=§&@# ::::~~~~####@@@@§§§§::::~~~~####@@@@§§§§ #@&§=:~~..
.~~:=§&@## ####@@@@§§§§::::~~~~####@@@@§§§§::::~~~~ ##@&§=:~~.
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