the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began a thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long.  in  the  day she slept,  in 
 the eve  she sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about  the golden m. 
 the old  tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough  there came a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i mean))  and  as  such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly  fell into infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of a hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,   he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding out  that  earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!