,,,,-~^^*@ @*^^~-,,,,
,,,-~^^*@# #@*^^~-,,,
,,-~^^*@## ##@*^^~-,,
,-~^^*@### ###@*^^~-,
,,-~^^*@## ##@*^^~-,,
,,,-~^^*@# ,, -- ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ -- ,, #@*^^~-,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ ##¶@*^ M ^*@¶## @*^^~-,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~^^ LETS HEAR IT FOR ^^~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ @*^^~-,,,,
,,,-~^^*@# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #@*^^~-,,,
,,-~^^*@## ##@*^^~-,,
,-~^^*@### - CHEESEBURGER - ###@*^^~-,
,,-~^^*@## - NUGGETS - ##@*^^~-,,
,,,-~^^*@# - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - #@*^^~-,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ - FRIES - @*^^~-,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* - CARBONATED WATER - *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~^^ - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - ^^~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* - BIG MAC - *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ - COFFEE - @*^^~-,,,,
,,,-~^^*@# #@*^^~-,,,
,,-~^^*@## @@@@@ ^ @@@@@ ##@*^^~-,,
,-~^^*@### ###@*^^~-,
,,-~^^*@## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##@*^^~-,,
,,,-~^^*@# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #@*^^~-,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A @*^^~-,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~^^ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ^^~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ @*^^~-,,,,
,,,-~^^*@# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #@*^^~-,,,
,,-~^^*@## ##@*^^~-,,
,-~^^*@### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ###@*^^~-,
,,-~^^*@## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##@*^^~-,,
,,,-~^^*@# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #@*^^~-,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN @*^^~-,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~^^ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ^^~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART @*^^~-,,,,
,,,-~^^*@# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #@*^^~-,,,
,,-~^^*@## -, THE GOLDEN M ,- ##@*^^~-,,
,-~^^*@### AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ###@*^^~-,
,,-~^^*@## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##@*^^~-,,
,,,-~^^*@# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #@*^^~-,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS @*^^~-,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* NEW AND FRESH. *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~^^ ^^~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @*^^~-,,,,
,,,-~^^*@# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #@*^^~-,,,
,,-~^^*@## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##@*^^~-,,
,-~^^*@### HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ###@*^^~-,
,,-~^^*@## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##@*^^~-,,
,,,-~^^*@# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #@*^^~-,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ @*^^~-,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~^^ FOREVER. ^^~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ @@@ ^ @@@ @*^^~-,,,,
,,,-~^^*@# #@*^^~-,,,
,,-~^^*@## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##@*^^~-,,
,-~^^*@### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###@*^^~-,
,,-~^^*@## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##@*^^~-,,
,,,-~^^*@# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #@*^^~-,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW @*^^~-,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~^^ ^^~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE @*^^~-,,,,
,,,-~^^*@# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #@*^^~-,,,
,,-~^^*@## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##@*^^~-,,
,-~^^*@### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ###@*^^~-,
,,-~^^*@## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##@*^^~-,,
,,,-~^^*@# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #@*^^~-,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND @*^^~-,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~^^ ^^~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE @*^^~-,,,,
,,,-~^^*@# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #@*^^~-,,,
,,-~^^*@## ##@*^^~-,,
,-~^^*@### WHICH HE DID. ###@*^^~-,
,,-~^^*@## ##@*^^~-,,
,,,-~^^*@# @@ ^ @@ #@*^^~-,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ @*^^~-,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~^^ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ^^~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO @*^^~-,,,,
,,,-~^^*@# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #@*^^~-,,,
,,-~^^*@## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##@*^^~-,,
,-~^^*@### LIKED IT! ###@*^^~-,
,,-~^^*@## ##@*^^~-,,
,,,-~^^*@# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #@*^^~-,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO @*^^~-,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~^^ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ^^~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL @*^^~-,,,,
,,,-~^^*@# OVER THE PLANET. #@*^^~-,,,
,,-~^^*@## ##@*^^~-,,
,-~^^*@### @ ^ @ ###@*^^~-,
,,-~^^*@## ##@*^^~-,,
,,,-~^^*@# AND THE REST IS HISTORY! #@*^^~-,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ @*^^~-,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~^^ ^^~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~^^* *^^~-,,,,,
,,,,-~^^*@ @*^^~-,,,,