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@#£*\«^.,¨ shoplifters  know  aldi alarm tags  only ¨,.^«\*£#@
¤%^/«~.,¨¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¨¨,.~«/^%¤
¤†/~:.,¨.. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ..¨,.:~/†¤
*\»~.¨,.,,         trigger void mart alarms.        ,,.,¨.~»\*
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=.¨¨¨¨,.,, however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ,,.,¨¨¨¨.=
,,,..¨,¨.¨ can be put  on you  as  a  punishment by ¨.¨,¨..,,,
.,,,,,.¨¨, police,  and   you  are   to  wear  them ,¨¨.,,,,,.
,¨¨¨.,,.,¨           indefenitely forever           ¨,.,,.¨¨¨,
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#@¤%†;-.¨¨ can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most ¨¨.-;†%¤@#
##@¤*%†~~¨ store workers  are sympathetic and  will ¨~~†%*¤@##
#£§*%^~..¨ let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. ¨..~^%*§£#
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           * probably not true, idk