.~~†$§£@##                                          ##@£§$†~~.
,..:,=§%@@                                          @@%§=,:..,
¨...=*%§&&                                          &&§%*=...¨
,¨¨¨«:=*§@                                          @§*=:«¨¨¨,
.-»/%§@@##                                          ##@@§%/»-.
.¨.¨..~%=§ #%~-«~-~=-=,:,^..¨¨,,,¨¨¨,,.,«~«-~«~»~£# §=%~..¨.¨.
.,»^*&¤¶@# %               HANDCUFFS              % #@¶¤&*^»,.
¨,,~-/*§¶# #$=»-«»=«=»:.,,.¨¨¨¨.,.¨,:..~~«~=»~»-~§# #¶§*/-~,,¨
.,=*^¤&#@#                                          #@#&¤^*=,.
.:~*^§£@## shoplifters  know aldi  alarm tags  only ##@£§^*~:.
...,,^£¤#¶  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¶#¤£^,,...
.~«:%£@### know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ###@£%:«~.
,..,-=*$¶#        trigger void mart alarms.         #¶$*=-,..,
¨^~\%¤##@£                                          £@##¤%\~^¨
¨:~;§*@@## however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs ##@@*§;~:¨
¨-=*%£@@## can  be put on you  as a  punishment  by ##@@£%*=-¨
¨^«/^£@#@# police,  and  you   are  to   wear  them #@#@£^/«^¨
,¨,¨-\*@@¤           indefenitely forever           ¤@@*\-¨,¨,
,.¨¨.,¨-%&                                          &%-¨,.¨¨.,
,,.»»=^^^# ,                   ,                  , #^^^=»».,,
,..»»==^&@ ,       ,       ,       ,       ,      , @&^==»»..,
,.»=^&#@## , , And They Will Trigger All Alarms , , ##@#&^=».,
,,,,»»»»^# ,       ,       ,       ,       ,      , #^»»»»,,,,
,.»=^&#@## ,                  ,                   , ##@#&^=».,
,^~\%%&@@#                                          #@@&%%\~^,
,^=/†%&£## while  this is distressing at  first and ##£&%†/=^,
.^«:%#@@## can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most ##@@#%:«^.
¨,=\§*£### store  workers are  sympathetic and will ###£*§\=,¨
..~\*§££## let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. ##££§*\~..
,,-/*£@###                                          ###@£*/-,,
¨~-=%&§¶#@                                          @#¶§&%=-~¨
,,¨.,««^$§                                          §$^««,.¨,,
¨,¨,,,-:£@                                          @£:-,,,¨,¨
.:=^%$£¶##                                          ##¶£$%^=:.
                                                              
           * probably not true, idk