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¨.,,,.,¨¨. shoplifters know aldi  alarm  tags  only .¨¨,.,,,.¨
.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¨,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.
¨,,¨,..¨,¨ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¨,¨..,¨,,¨
¨¨¨..¨¨,,.         trigger void mart alarms.        .,,¨¨..¨¨¨
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¨....,.,¨~ however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs ~¨,.,....¨
.,¨,.,.¨^= can  be  put on  you as a  punishment by =^¨.,.,¨,.
,,..,,..-^ police,  and   you  are   to  wear  them ^-..,,..,,
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,,,,-~^*%# while this is distressing  at first  and #%*^~-,,,,
¨..¨,-«:§$ can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most $§:«-,¨..¨
,¨..¨.,-== store  workers are sympathetic  and will ==-,.¨..¨,
..,¨,¨..=\ let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. \=..¨,¨,..
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           * probably not true, idk