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¨.,~;*%¤@#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #@¤%*;~,.¨
,~=:†%§### know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ###§%†:=~,
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.¨~~;=$§@# police,   and   you  are  to  wear  them #@§$=;~~¨.
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.,-~/%*### can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most ###*%/~-,.
,,~^%§@¶## store workers  are sympathetic  and will ##¶@§%^~,,
,,-=†$%&£# let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. #£&%$†=-,,
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           * probably not true, idk