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.¨,..:«=^% shoplifters  know aldi alarm  tags  only %^=«:..,¨.
,,¨¨,»/%£¤  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¤£%/»,¨¨,,
¨,¨,»†%¤&£ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only £&¤%†»,¨,¨
¨¨:»:*$#¶#         trigger void mart alarms.        #¶#$*:»:¨¨
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,,.~^†&£¶# however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs #¶£&†^~.,,
,¨,:~†$$&@ can be  put  on  you as a punishment  by @&$$†~:,¨,
,.¨,,~=$¤& police,   and  you   are  to  wear  them &¤$=~,,¨.,
,,¨¨,,»*^%           indefenitely forever           %^*»,,¨¨,,
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,,,,«††@£# , , And They Will Trigger All Alarms , , #£@††«,,,,
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.,..,~;%%¤ can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most ¤%%;~,..,.
,.¨.,,«;$& store workers  are sympathetic and  will &$;«,,.¨.,
.¨..¨¨-~^% let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. %^~-¨¨..¨.
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           * probably not true, idk