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¤.&#.#.@.@ shoplifters know  aldi alarm  tags  only ,#¨&.§,¨@,
¤.¨¤,§,#.@  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¨#¨¤,@¨§#,
¤,&£,£,£¨£ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¨#¨#¨@,.@,
#.,#.&¨¤,§         trigger void mart alarms.        ¨&¨&.&.§¤.
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¤¨,§¨£.§.# however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs ¨&.&¨&,£§,
¤¨¤#,&.£.£ can be  put on  you  as a  punishment by .@¨@¨¤¨.#¨
¤¨¨@¨§¨§.@ police,  and   you  are  to   wear  them ¨¤¨¤¨§,#§.
&.#¤,@,£,£           indefenitely forever           .§.£,&,.£¨
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£.#£.¤¨¤.& while this is  distressing at first  and ,¤.&,£.¨§¨
@.¨@,¤,&,@ can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most ,&,#.@¨§&¨
§,§¤,¤.@,@ store  workers are sympathetic  and will ¨§,¤¨£.¨¤¨
¤..§.@.@¨£ let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. .¤,§¨@.&#.
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           * probably not true, idk