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¨¨:~/%@§@# shoplifters  know  aldi alarm tags  only #@§@%/~:¨¨
¨,¨^»:%§£#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #£§%:»^¨,¨
,,¨,,«;†&£ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only £&†;«,,¨,,
.,...^»*§£        trigger void mart alarms.         £§*»^...,.
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..,..¨,~«: however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs :«~,¨..,..
,,¨,.,.,^« can  be  put on  you  as a punishment by «^,.,.,¨,,
..,.,.,:~^ police,   and  you   are  to  wear  them ^~:,.,.,..
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,,,~=†*¤@@ , , And They Will Trigger All Alarms , , @@¤*†=~,,,
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,,¨,^»/=¤£ while  this is  distressing at first and £¤=/»^,¨,,
.¨.,.,=;*¤ can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most ¤*;=,.,.¨.
¨¨.¨¨.,-== store  workers are sympathetic  and will ==-,.¨¨.¨¨
....¨.,^~; let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. ;~^,.¨....
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           * probably not true, idk