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...¨.,..¨¨ %               HANDCUFFS              * ¨¨..,.¨...
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,,.¨¨.¨.~/ shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only /~.¨.¨¨.,,
......-~=*  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  *=~-......
¨¨,.¨.»\%@ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only @%\».¨.,¨¨
..,,,~;$§¤        trigger void mart alarms.         ¤§$;~,,,..
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,,^«;^%@¶@ however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs @¶@%^;«^,,
¨~-:*&@£## can be  put  on you as  a punishment  by ##£@&*:-~¨
.,~~†=@£¶# police,  and   you  are   to  wear  them #¶£@=†~~,.
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,,¨,.¨..,^ while this is  distressing at  first and ^,..¨.,¨,,
¨¨¨¨.¨,,.= can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most =.,,¨.¨¨¨¨
¨,¨¨,,¨:»/ store  workers are sympathetic and  will /»:¨,,¨¨,¨
.,,,.¨.~\$ let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. $\~.¨.,,,.
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           * probably not true, idk