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.:~/*&¤@## shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only ##@¤&*/~:.
,^~^$£@@##  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ##@@£$^~^,
¨-~:%*@¶@# know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only #@¶@*%:~-¨
,-~/†£&@£@        trigger void mart alarms.         @£@&£†/~-,
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.^»\$#@### however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs ###@#$\»^.
.,==†%¤£@# can be  put  on  you as a punishment  by #@£¤%†==,.
.,-=§*%@§# police,  and   you  are   to  wear  them #§@%*§=-,.
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.~-:%&£### can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most ###£&%:-~.
,:-^%%@§£# store  workers are sympathetic and  will #£§@%%^-:,
,¨,.,¨~§£# let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. #£§~¨,.,¨,
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           * probably not true, idk