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&.&,£¨¤.&. shoplifters  know  aldi alarm tags  only ..&,&,£,§,
§,#.¤¨§.#,  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .£§.&.#¨&,
£.¤.§¨#,§, know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ..#.£,§¨#.
¤.§.@.&¨@¨         trigger void mart alarms.        .¤#,&,@,¤¨
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@,§¨¤¨§¨£. however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs ,#§.&¨#.§.
£¨&.£,#¨@. can be  put on  you  as a  punishment by .,@.&.@,¤¨
¤,£.¤.£,#. police,  and  you   are  to   wear  them ,§#.#.@¨§¨
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@¨@¨@¨@¨@¨ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ¨¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
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@¨§¨#¨§.£, while  this is distressing  at first and .,&¨£¨#.@¨
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&.£,#¨£.#. store  workers  are sympathetic and will ,.§,@¨¤.@.
#.@.£¨#,&. let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. ¨@£,&¨§.#¨
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           * probably not true, idk