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..&.&&.&.. Unicorn Meat Is Oily, Iridiescent And &&.&..&...
.&&&.&&&.& Slightly Translucent. Due To Its .&&&.&&...
&..&&..&&. Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually Cured &..&&.&...
&.&.&.&.&& - Mixed With Large Quantities Of Salt, &.&.&&&..&
&&&&&&&&.& Then Sealed In A Dark Room (Or Pit) &&&&..&.&.
.......&&& To Dry Over Several Months. ...&.&&&&&
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.....&&..& Eating The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal .&..&...&&
....&.&.&. Life. By Indulging, You Lose The Grace &&.&&..&.&
...&&&&&&& Of All Gods, And No Afterlife Will .&&.&.&&&&
..&......& Claim You. It Has Been Discovered That &.&&&&...&
.&&.....&& This Does Not Prevent Your Body From &&...&..&&
&.&....&.. Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. .&..&&.&.&
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&.&&...&.. Notable Persons With &..&&.&&&&
&&.&..&&.. Unicorn Immortality: &.&.&&....
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&..&&&&&.& ^ Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A ...&&&..&&
&.&....&&. Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head ..&..&.&..
&&&...&.&. Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old .&&.&&&&.&
..&..&&&&& Norse. &.&&...&&.
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&.&&&...&. ^ Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself .&&&.&&&&.
&&..&..&&. Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah &..&&...&&
.&.&&.&.&. Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm. &.&.&..&..
&&&.&&&&&. Communicates Via Radio. &&&&&.&&..
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.&.&...&.& ^ Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would ...&.&&&&&
&&&&..&&&& Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A ..&&&....&
...&.&...& Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has .&..&...&.
..&&&&..&. Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years. &&.&&..&&.
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&&..&&&.&& ^ A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn &.&&&&&&&.
.&.&..&&.. Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By &&......&&
&&&&.&.&.. Cats At Age Nine. .&.....&.&
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..&....&&. ^ Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His .&...&..&.
.&&...&.&. Enemies, Living But Crazed "With &&..&&.&&.
&.&..&&&&& Glory", Probably Prion Disease? .&.&.&&.&.
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..&&&....& ^ Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket ....&&....
.&..&...&& Into Deep Space. ...&.&....
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.&&.&.&&&& ^ Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In .&...&...&
&.&&&&...& A Small House On The Kola peninsula, &&..&&..&&
&&...&..&. Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who .&.&.&.&..
.&..&&.&&. Refuse To Leave His Side. &&&&&&&&.&
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