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*%†-~¨¨¨¨¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¨¨¨¨¨~-†%*
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###@*%†-~¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨~-†%*@###
##@*%†-~¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨¨~-†%*@##
#@*%†-~¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨~-†%*@#
@*%†-~¨¨¨¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨¨¨¨~-†%*@
*%†-~¨¨¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨¨¨~-†%*
%†-~¨¨¨¨¨¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨~-†%
†-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-†
-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-
†-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-†
%†-~¨¨¨¨¨¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨¨¨¨¨¨~-†%
*%†-~¨¨¨¨¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨¨¨¨¨~-†%*
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###@*%†-~¨ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ¨~-†%*@###
##@*%†-~¨¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨¨~-†%*@##
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@*%†-~¨¨¨¨ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨¨¨¨~-†%*@
*%†-~¨¨¨¨¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨¨¨¨¨~-†%*
%†-~¨¨¨¨¨¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨¨¨¨¨¨~-†%
†-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NORSE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-†
-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-
†-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-†
%†-~¨¨¨¨¨¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨¨¨¨¨¨~-†%
*%†-~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~-†%*
@*%†-~¨¨¨¨ % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨¨¨¨~-†%*@
#@*%†-~¨¨¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨¨¨~-†%*@#
##@*%†-~¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨~-†%*@##
###@*%†-~¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨~-†%*@###
##@*%†-~¨¨ ¨¨~-†%*@##
#@*%†-~¨¨¨ % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨¨¨~-†%*@#
@*%†-~¨¨¨¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨¨¨¨~-†%*@
*%†-~¨¨¨¨¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨¨¨¨¨~-†%*
%†-~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~-†%
†-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-†
-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-
~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~
-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-
†-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-†
%†-~¨¨¨¨¨¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨~-†%
*%†-~¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨~-†%*
@*%†-~¨¨¨¨ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨¨¨¨~-†%*@
#@*%†-~¨¨¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨¨¨~-†%*@#
##@*%†-~¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨¨~-†%*@##
###@*%†-~¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨~-†%*@###
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#@*%†-~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~-†%*@#
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