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,,,..~/^*# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    #*^/~..,,,
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,.~/^*@@@@ #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ @@@@*^/~.,
,,,,,~^^*#                                          #*^^~,,,,,
,.~/^*@### UNICORN  MEAT  IS  OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@### SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ###@*^/~.,
,,,..~/*@# SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY  CURED #@*/~..,,,
,.~/^*@### - MIXED  WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF  SALT, ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@### THEN  SEALED  IN A  DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) ###@*^/~.,
,,,,,~^*@#       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        #@*^~,,,,,
,,,,~/**@#                                          #@**/~,,,,
,.~/^*@### EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE  ETERNAL ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@### LIFE. BY  INDULGING,  YOU LOSE THE GRACE ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@@## OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ##@@*^/~.,
,,,,.~/**@ CLAIM YOU.  IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT @**/~.,,,,
,.~/^*@### THIS  DOES  NOT PREVENT  YOUR BODY  FROM ###@*^/~.,
,,,,,,,~^@ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. @^~,,,,,,,
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,.~//^^^^@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ @^^^^//~.,
,.~/^*@###                                          ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@###           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@###           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@@@#                                          #@@@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@###   ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@###   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^@####     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ####@^/~.,
,.~/^*@@##                  NORSE.                  ##@@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@###                                          ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@###    ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ###@*^/~.,
,,....//*#  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  #*//....,,
,.~/^*@###   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@@@#          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         #@@@*^/~.,
,,,~///*@#                                          #@*///~,,,
,.~/^***@#  ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  #@***^/~.,
.~/^*@####    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ####@*^/~.
,.~/^*@###  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@###   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^^^^*#                                          #*^^^^/~.,
,.~/^*@###   ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*####   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ####*^/~.,
,.~/^*@###            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ###@*^/~.,
,,,,..~^^@                                          @^^~..,,,,
,,,~~/^^*#     ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     #*^^/~~,,,
,,.~//^@##     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ##@^//~.,,
,.~/^***##     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ##***^/~.,
,.~/^*@###                                          ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@###    ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ###@*^/~.,
,.~/^*@###             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ###@*^/~.,
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,,,,../^@@  ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN @@^/..,,,,
,,,,.../*@   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   @*/...,,,,
,.~/^@#### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ####@^/~.,
,,,,,~~^@#         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        #@^~~,,,,,
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