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#######,,# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ,#,,#,#,#,
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,,,##,#,,, UNICORN MEAT  IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ###,,,,#,#
,,#,###,,# SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ,,#,,,####
,###,,#,#, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT  IS USUALLY CURED ,##,,#,,,#
#,,#,####, -  MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #,#,##,,##
#,###,,,#, THEN  SEALED  IN  A DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) ####,#,#,,
##,,#,,###       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ,,,#####,#
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###,###,,# EATING THE MEAT  IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ,##,,,#,#,
,,##,,#,#, LIFE.  BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE  THE GRACE #,#,,#####
,#,#,##### OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ###,#,,,,#
#####,,,,# CLAIM YOU. IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED  THAT ,,###,,,##
,,,,#,,,#, THIS DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR  BODY  FROM ,#,,#,,#,,
,,,##,,##, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##,##,##,,
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#,,,,,,#,,           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ,##,#,##,#
#,,,,,##,,           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           #,####,##,
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#,,,######   § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ,#,,#,##,,
#,,#,,,,,,   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ##,###,#,#
#,##,,,,,,    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ,##,,####,
##,#,,,,,,                  NORSE.                  #,#,#,,,##
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#,,#,,,,#,    § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ,,,,#,##,,
#,##,,,##,  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ,,,###,#,#
##,#,,#,##   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ,,#,,####,
,###,###,#         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ,##,#,,,##
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#,#,#,#,#,  § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ##,,#,###,
#########,    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ,#,###,,##
,,,,,,,,##  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ###,,#,#,,
,,,,,,,#,#   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ,,#,####,,
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,,,,,#,,,,  § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   #,,#,,##,,
,,,,##,,,,   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  #,##,#,#,,
,,,#,#,,,#            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ##,#####,,
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,#,,,#,#,,     § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     #,#,,,##,,
##,,####,#     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ###,,#,#,,
,#,#,,,##,      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ,,#,####,#
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,,,#,###,#   § TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    #,,#,,#,,,
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##,#####,, § OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ,##,###,,,
,##,,,,#,#   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   #,##,,#,,#
#,#,,,#### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ##,#,##,##
###,,#,,,#        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ,####,##,,
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