,,,,,=%¤¤¤ ¤¤¤%=,,,,,
,~=/%&@### ###@&%/=~,
,~=/%&&¤¤# #¤¤&&%/=~,
,,,,===/%¤ ¤%/===,,,,
,~=/%¤@### ###@¤%/=~,
,,,,==%%&¤ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¤&%%==,,,,
,~=/%%%%¤¤ ¤¤%%%%/=~,
,,,,~/&¤@# #####################=================== #@¤&/~,,,,
,~=/%&¤@## ##@¤&%/=~,
,~=/%%%&¤# UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND #¤&%%%/=~,
,,,,,=/%&¤ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¤&%/=,,,,,
~=/%&¤@### SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ###@¤&%/=~
,~=/%&¤@## - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ##@¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤### THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ###¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&@### TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ###@&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@@# #@@¤&%/=~,
,~===%&&@@ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL @@&&%===~,
,,,,,=/%%¤ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¤%%/=,,,,,
,~=/%&¤@## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##@¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@## CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##@¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@## THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ##@¤&%/=~,
,,,,,,,=%¤ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¤%=,,,,,,,
,,,,~=%¤@# #@¤%=~,,,,
,~=/%&¤@## ======================================== ##@¤&%/=~,
,,,~=/%&@@ @@&%/=~,,,
,~=/%&¤@## NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ##@¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@## UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ##@¤&%/=~,
,,,,,,=%&¤ ¤&%=,,,,,,
,~=/%&¤@@# % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #@@¤&%/=~,
,,,,,~=%%¤ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¤%%=~,,,,,
,~=/%&¤@## IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ##@¤&%/=~,
,,,~=//&@@ NORSE. @@&//=~,,,
,~=/%&¤@## ##@¤&%/=~,
,,,,~~=/&¤ % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¤&/=~~,,,,
,~=/%%%&&@ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH @&&%%%/=~,
,~=/%%&&&¤ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¤&&&%%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@## COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ##@¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@## ##@¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@## % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##@¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@## NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ##@¤&%/=~,
,,,~~=%¤@# FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS #@¤%=~~,,,
,,~~==/%%¤ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¤%%/==~~,,
,~=/%&¤@## ##@¤&%/=~,
,,,,,==%&@ % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN @&%==,,,,,
,~=/%&¤@## MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ##@¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@## CATS AT AGE NINE. ##@¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@## ##@¤&%/=~,
,,,,=%&&@@ % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS @@&&%=,,,,
,,,,~~/%&¤ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¤&%/~~,,,,
,~=/%&¤@## GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ##@¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@@# #@@¤&%/=~,
,,,,~==%&¤ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¤&%==~,,,,
,~====%%¤@ INTO DEEP SPACE. @¤%%====~,
,,,,,,=%¤@ @¤%=,,,,,,
,~=/%&¤@## % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ##@¤&%/=~,
,,,,,,~/%¤ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¤%/~,,,,,,
,~=/%&¤### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ###¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤### REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ###¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@## ##@¤&%/=~,
,,~~///%&¤ ¤&%///~~,,
,,,,,==%¤¤ ¤¤%==,,,,,
,~=/%&¤@## ##@¤&%/=~,
,~=/%&¤@## ##@¤&%/=~,