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§§¨§¨§¨¨§¨                                          §§¨¨¨§§¨¨§
¨§§§§§¨§§§                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§¨
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§¨¨¨§¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§§
§¨¨§§§§§§¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    §¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
§¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨                                          §§§¨¨¨§§¨§
§§§¨¨¨¨§§§ #####################««««««««««««««««««« ¨¨§¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§                                          ¨§§¨§§§¨§§
¨§§¨¨§§¨§¨ UNICORN  MEAT IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND §¨§§¨¨§§¨§
§¨§¨§¨§§§¨ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS §§¨§¨§¨§§§
§§§§§§¨¨§§ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨§§§§§§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨§¨§ - MIXED WITH LARGE  QUANTITIES  OF SALT, §¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
¨¨¨¨§§§§§§ THEN SEALED IN  A  DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) §¨¨¨¨§§¨§§
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        §¨¨¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§                                          §¨¨§§§¨§§§
¨§¨§¨¨¨¨§§ EATING THE MEAT  IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL §¨§¨¨§§¨¨§
§§§§¨¨¨§¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING,  YOU LOSE  THE GRACE §§§¨§¨§¨§§
¨¨¨§¨¨§§¨§ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ¨¨§§§§§§¨¨
¨¨§§¨§¨§§¨ CLAIM YOU. IT  HAS BEEN  DISCOVERED THAT ¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨§§§§¨§§ THIS DOES  NOT PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM §§¨¨¨¨§§¨¨
§§§¨¨¨§§¨§ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨§§§                                          §§¨¨§§§§¨§
¨§§¨§§§¨¨§ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ¨§¨§¨¨¨§§§
§¨§§¨¨§¨§¨                                          §§§§¨¨§¨¨§
§§¨§¨§§§§¨           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ¨¨¨§¨§§¨§¨
¨§§§§¨¨¨§§           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ¨¨§§§¨§§§§
§¨¨¨§¨¨§¨§                                          ¨§¨¨§§¨¨¨§
§¨¨§§¨§§§¨   = DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   §§¨§¨§¨¨§¨
§¨§¨§§¨¨§§   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ¨§§§§§¨§§§
§§§§¨§¨§¨¨     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    §¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§§§¨§                  NORSE.                  §¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§§                                          §¨¨§§§§¨§§
¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨¨    = PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   §¨§¨¨¨§§¨§
§¨§¨¨§§¨¨§  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  §§§¨¨§¨§§§
§§§¨§¨§¨§¨   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ¨¨§¨§§§¨¨¨
¨¨§§§§§§§¨          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ¨§§§¨¨§¨¨§
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§§                                          §¨¨§¨§§¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§  = AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  §¨§§§¨§§¨§
¨§¨¨¨¨§§§¨     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    §§¨¨§§¨§§¨
§§¨¨¨§¨¨§§  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨
¨§¨¨§§¨§¨§   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   §§§§§¨§§§§
§§¨§¨§§§§¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨§
¨§§§§¨¨¨§¨   = A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨
§¨¨¨§¨¨§§§  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ¨¨§§§§¨§§¨
§¨¨§§¨§¨¨¨            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ¨§¨¨¨§§¨§§
§¨§¨§§§¨¨¨                                          §§¨¨§¨§§¨¨
§§§§¨¨§¨¨§     = DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ¨§¨§§§¨§¨§
¨¨¨§¨§§¨§¨     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     §§§¨¨§§§§¨
¨¨§§§¨§§§§     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ¨¨§¨§¨¨¨§¨
¨§¨¨§§¨¨¨§                                          ¨§§§§¨¨§§¨
§§¨§¨§¨¨§¨   = TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    §¨¨¨§¨§¨§¨
¨§§§§§¨§§§             INTO DEEP SPACE.             §¨¨§§§§§§§
§¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨                                          §¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨§¨§¨¨¨  = OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN §§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨
§¨¨§§§§¨¨§   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§§
§¨§¨¨¨§¨§§  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨¨
§§§¨¨§§§¨§        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         §¨§¨¨§§¨¨§
¨¨§¨§¨¨§§¨                                          §§§¨§¨§¨§¨
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§¨¨¨§§§§¨¨                                          ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
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§¨§§¨¨§§§¨                                          ¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨