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####$%:~,. PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. .,~:%$####
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#@##$%:~,. UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND .,~:%$##@#
@#%::::~,. SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS .,~::::%#@
##%%~,,,.. SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ..,,,~%%##
@#$$$%:~,. - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, .,~:%$$$#@
#@##$%:~,. THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) .,~:%$##@#
####$%:~,. TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. .,~:%$####
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@###$%:~,. EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL .,~:%$###@
#$%:~..... LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE .....~:%$#
@#$:,..... OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL .....,:$#@
#$%::~.... CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ....~::%$#
@###$%:~,. THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM .,~:%$###@
@#%~,,.... GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ....,,~%#@
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@@##$%:~,. NOTABLE PERSONS WITH .,~:%$##@@
####$%:~,. UNICORN IMMORTALITY: .,~:%$####
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##$$::~... % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ...~::$$##
###%~..... THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD .....~%###
#@##$%:~,. IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD .,~:%$##@#
#@##$%:~,. NORSE. .,~:%$##@#
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###%::,... % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ...,::%###
#@##$%:~,. PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH .,~:%$##@#
#@##$%:~,. BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. .,~:%$##@#
#%%:,,,... COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ...,,,:%%#
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#@##$%:~,. % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD .,~:%$##@#
##%%%%:~,. NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A .,~:%%%%##
#%::~,.... FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ....,~::%#
@###$%:~,. NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. .,~:%$###@
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#@##$%:~,. % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN .,~:%$##@#
@@##$%:~,. MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY .,~:%$##@@
#$%::~~~,. CATS AT AGE NINE. .,~~~::%$#
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####$%:~,. % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS .,~:%$####
@##$%~,,.. ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ..,,~%$##@
##$%%~,... GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ...,~%%$##
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@@##$%:~,. % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET .,~:%$##@@
####$%:~,. INTO DEEP SPACE. .,~:%$####
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@#%~,,.... % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ....,,~%#@
@##%~..... A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, .....~%##@
###%%~,... SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ...,~%%###
####$%:~,. REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. .,~:%$####
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