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,,,,,,,,.~ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~^ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ^~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~^% SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED %^~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~^%* - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, *%^~.,,,,,
,,,,.~^%*£ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) £*%^~.,,,,
,,,.~^%*£¶ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¶£*%^~.,,,
,,.~^%*£¶@ @¶£*%^~.,,
,.~^%*£¶@# EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #@¶£*%^~.,
,,.~^%*£¶@ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE @¶£*%^~.,,
,,,.~^%*£¶ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¶£*%^~.,,,
,,,,.~^%*£ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT £*%^~.,,,,
,,,,,.~^%* THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM *%^~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~^% GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. %^~.,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,.~ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~^ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ^~.,,,,,,,
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,,,,,.~^%* % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A *%^~.,,,,,
,,,,.~^%*£ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD £*%^~.,,,,
,,,.~^%*£¶ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¶£*%^~.,,,
,,.~^%*£¶@ NORSE. @¶£*%^~.,,
,.~^%*£¶@# #@¶£*%^~.,
,,.~^%*£¶@ % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF @¶£*%^~.,,
,,,.~^%*£¶ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¶£*%^~.,,,
,,,,.~^%*£ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. £*%^~.,,,,
,,,,,.~^%* COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. *%^~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~^% %^~.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~^ % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ^~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,. FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS .,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~^ ^~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~^% % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN %^~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~^%* MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY *%^~.,,,,,
,,,,.~^%*£ CATS AT AGE NINE. £*%^~.,,,,
,,,.~^%*£¶ ¶£*%^~.,,,
,,.~^%*£¶@ % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS @¶£*%^~.,,
,.~^%*£¶@# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #@¶£*%^~.,
,,.~^%*£¶@ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? @¶£*%^~.,,
,,,.~^%*£¶ ¶£*%^~.,,,
,,,,.~^%*£ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET £*%^~.,,,,
,,,,,.~^%* INTO DEEP SPACE. *%^~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~^% %^~.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~^ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ^~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,. SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO .,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ~.,,,,,,,,
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