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¨¨§¨§§¨¨§¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    §¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§
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¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨§¨§§ UNICORN  MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨§§ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT  IS USUALLY CURED §§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨ - MIXED  WITH LARGE  QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨ THEN  SEALED  IN  A  DARK ROOM (OR  PIT) ¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       ¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§
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¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§ EATING THE  MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE THE  GRACE ¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL §¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨ CLAIM YOU.  IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT §§¨¨¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨ THIS  DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR  BODY FROM ¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨§
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¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§                                          ¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨   ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨¨¨¨§§§   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨§     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨§                  NORSE.                  ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§                                          ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨    ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§  ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   §¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          §§¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨   ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨     ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     §¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨
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§¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨    ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨             INTO DEEP SPACE.             §¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨                                          §§¨¨§¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨§  ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN §§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨¨   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   §¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        ¨¨§¨§§¨¨§¨
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