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###&%%:«,¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¨,«:%%&###
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###&%%:«,¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨,«:%%&###
###&%%:«,¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨,«:%%&###
###&%%:«,¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨,«:%%&###
###&%%:«,¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨,«:%%&###
####&%:«,¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨,«:%&####
#&%:,¨¨¨¨¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨¨¨¨¨,:%&#
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&%%%«¨¨¨¨¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨¨¨¨¨«%%%&
###&%%:«,¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨,«:%%&###
##%%««¨¨¨¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨¨¨¨««%%##
###&%%:«,¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨,«:%%&###
##%%%%:«,¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨,«:%%%%##
&&&&%%:«,¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨,«:%%&&&&
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####%%:«,¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨,«:%%####
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&%«¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨«%&
#&&%«««,,¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨,,«««%&&#
#&&%:«,,,¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨,,,«:%&&#
###&%%:«,¨ NORSE. ¨,«:%%&###
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###&%%:«,¨ % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨,«:%%&###
###&%%:«,¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨,«:%%&###
#%:,,,¨¨¨¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨¨¨¨,,,:%#
#&%%«¨¨¨¨¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨¨¨¨¨«%%&#
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####&%%:«, % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ,«:%%&####
#&%%«««¨¨¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨¨¨«««%%&#
#&&%%«,¨¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨¨,«%%&&#
###&%%:«,¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨,«:%%&###
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##&%«,,¨¨¨ % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨¨¨,,«%&##
#&&&%%:«,¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨,«:%%&&&#
###&%%:«,¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨,«:%%&###
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###&%%:«,¨ % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨,«:%%&###
###&%%:«,¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨,«:%%&###
&%:,¨¨¨¨¨¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨¨¨¨¨¨,:%&
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&%%«¨¨¨¨¨¨ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨¨¨¨¨¨«%%&
##&%%::«,¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨,«::%%&##
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##&%%:,¨¨¨ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨¨¨,:%%&##
##&&%%:«,¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨,«:%%&&##
&%«,¨¨¨¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨,«%&
#&%::,,¨¨¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨¨¨,,::%&#
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