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.....~-†$# page on unicorn meat.                    #$†-~.....
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.~-†$##### unicorn  meat is oily,  iridiescent  and #####$†-~.
..~-†$#### slightly   translucent.   due   to   its ####$†-~..
...~-†$### shrimp-like texture it is usually  cured ###$†-~...
....~-†$## - mixed with large  quantities  of salt, ##$†-~....
.....~-†$# then sealed  in  a dark  room  (or  pit) #$†-~.....
......~-†$       to dry over several months.        $†-~......
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......~-†$ eating the meat  is said to give eternal $†-~......
.....~-†$# life.  by indulging, you  lose the grace #$†-~.....
....~-†$## of  all  gods,  and  no  afterlife  will ##$†-~....
...~-†$### claim  you. it has been  discovered that ###$†-~...
..~-†$#### this  does  not prevent your  body  from ####$†-~..
.~-†$##### getting hurt or ruined, please be aware. #####$†-~.
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.....~-†$#           notable persons with           #$†-~.....
......~-†$           unicorn immortality:           $†-~......
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......~-†$   § dremgar alfhildsson, decapitated a   $†-~......
.....~-†$#  thousand years ago, body burned. head   #$†-~.....
....~-†$##     is kept in oxford, tenures in old    ##$†-~....
...~-†$###                  norse.                  ###$†-~...
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.~-†$#####   § petty king oxmond, locked himself    #####$†-~.
..~-†$####  permanently inside the temple of salah  ####$†-~..
...~-†$###   ben salah to escape all bodily harm.   ###$†-~...
....~-†$##         communicates via radio.          ##$†-~....
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......~-†$  § aix swylke, theorized that she would  $†-~......
.......~-†     not need to eat or breathe. was a    †-~.......
......~-†$  feared assasin for a long time but has  $†-~......
.....~-†$#   not been seen for two hundred years.   #$†-~.....
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...~-†$###   § a boy called jackson, given unicorn  ###$†-~...
..~-†$####   meat by his father, torn and eaten by  ####$†-~..
.~-†$#####             cats at age nine.            #####$†-~.
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...~-†$###     § djend, who ate the meat of his     ###$†-~...
....~-†$##     enemies, living but crazed "with     ##$†-~....
.....~-†$#     glory", probably prion disease?      #$†-~.....
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.......~-†   § timothy leary, launched by rocket    †-~.......
......~-†$             into deep space.             $†-~......
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....~-†$##  § oleg firmamnov, presently residing in ##$†-~....
...~-†$###   a small house on the kola peninsula,   ###$†-~...
..~-†$#### surrounded by a small army of monks who  ####$†-~..
.~-†$#####        refuse to leave his side.         #####$†-~.
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