,,,^~:†*@# #@*†:~^,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ @*†:~^,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* *†:~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~:† †:~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* *†:~^,,,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ Page On Unicorn Meat. @*†:~^,,,,
,,,^~:†*@# #@*†:~^,,,
,,^~:†*@## #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##@*†:~^,,
,^~:†*@### ###@*†:~^,
,,^~:†*@## Unicorn Meat Is Oily, Iridiescent And ##@*†:~^,,
,,,^~:†*@# Slightly Translucent. Due To Its #@*†:~^,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually Cured @*†:~^,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* - Mixed With Large Quantities Of Salt, *†:~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~:† Then Sealed In A Dark Room (Or Pit) †:~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* To Dry Over Several Months. *†:~^,,,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ @*†:~^,,,,
,,,^~:†*@# Eating The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal #@*†:~^,,,
,,^~:†*@## Life. By Indulging, You Lose The Grace ##@*†:~^,,
,^~:†*@### Of All Gods, And No Afterlife Will ###@*†:~^,
,,^~:†*@## Claim You. It Has Been Discovered That ##@*†:~^,,
,,,^~:†*@# This Does Not Prevent Your Body From #@*†:~^,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. @*†:~^,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* *†:~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~:† ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ †:~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* *†:~^,,,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ Notable Persons With @*†:~^,,,,
,,,^~:†*@# Unicorn Immortality: #@*†:~^,,,
,,^~:†*@## ##@*†:~^,,
,^~:†*@### † Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A ###@*†:~^,
,,^~:†*@## Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head ##@*†:~^,,
,,,^~:†*@# Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old #@*†:~^,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ Norse. @*†:~^,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* *†:~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~:† † Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself †:~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah *†:~^,,,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm. @*†:~^,,,,
,,,^~:†*@# Communicates Via Radio. #@*†:~^,,,
,,^~:†*@## ##@*†:~^,,
,^~:†*@### † Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would ###@*†:~^,
,,^~:†*@## Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A ##@*†:~^,,
,,,^~:†*@# Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has #@*†:~^,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years. @*†:~^,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* *†:~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~:† † A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn †:~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By *†:~^,,,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ Cats At Age Nine. @*†:~^,,,,
,,,^~:†*@# #@*†:~^,,,
,,^~:†*@## † Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His ##@*†:~^,,
,^~:†*@### Enemies, Living But Crazed "With ###@*†:~^,
,,^~:†*@## Glory", Probably Prion Disease? ##@*†:~^,,
,,,^~:†*@# #@*†:~^,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ † Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket @*†:~^,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* Into Deep Space. *†:~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~:† †:~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* † Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In *†:~^,,,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ A Small House On The Kola peninsula, @*†:~^,,,,
,,,^~:†*@# Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who #@*†:~^,,,
,,^~:†*@## Refuse To Leave His Side. ##@*†:~^,,
,^~:†*@### ###@*†:~^,
,,^~:†*@## ##@*†:~^,,
,,,^~:†*@# #@*†:~^,,,
,,,,^~:†*@ @*†:~^,,,,
,,,,,^~:†* *†:~^,,,,,