,,,,,:~*†*                                          *†*~:,,,,,
,,,,:~*†*£                                          £*†*~:,,,,
,,,:~*†*£@                                          @£*†*~:,,,
,,:~*†*£@#                                          #@£*†*~:,,
,:~*†*£@##                                          ##@£*†*~:,
,,:~*†*£@# Page On Unicorn Meat.                    #@£*†*~:,,
,,,:~*†*£@                                          @£*†*~:,,,
,,,,:~*†*£ #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ £*†*~:,,,,
,,,,,:~*†*                                          *†*~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~*† Unicorn  Meat Is  Oily,  Iridiescent And †*~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~*†* Slightly   Translucent.   Due   To   Its *†*~:,,,,,
,,,,:~*†*£ Shrimp-Like Texture It  Is Usually Cured £*†*~:,,,,
,,,:~*†*£@ -  Mixed With Large Quantities Of  Salt, @£*†*~:,,,
,,:~*†*£@# Then  Sealed In  A  Dark  Room  (Or Pit) #@£*†*~:,,
,:~*†*£@##        To Dry Over Several Months.       ##@£*†*~:,
,,:~*†*£@#                                          #@£*†*~:,,
,,,:~*†*£@ Eating The  Meat Is Said To Give Eternal @£*†*~:,,,
,,,,:~*†*£ Life. By Indulging,  You  Lose The Grace £*†*~:,,,,
,,,,,:~*†* Of  All  Gods,  And  No  Afterlife  Will *†*~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~*† Claim  You.  It Has Been Discovered That †*~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~*†* This Does  Not  Prevent  Your Body  From *†*~:,,,,,
,,,,:~*†*£ Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. £*†*~:,,,,
,,,:~*†*£@                                          @£*†*~:,,,
,,:~*†*£@# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #@£*†*~:,,
,:~*†*£@##                                          ##@£*†*~:,
,,:~*†*£@#           Notable Persons With           #@£*†*~:,,
,,,:~*†*£@           Unicorn Immortality:           @£*†*~:,,,
,,,,:~*†*£                                          £*†*~:,,,,
,,,,,:~*†*   † Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A   *†*~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~*†  Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head   †*~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~*†*    Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old     *†*~:,,,,,
,,,,:~*†*£                  Norse.                  £*†*~:,,,,
,,,:~*†*£@                                          @£*†*~:,,,
,,:~*†*£@#    † Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself   #@£*†*~:,,
,:~*†*£@##  Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah  ##@£*†*~:,
,,:~*†*£@#   Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm.   #@£*†*~:,,
,,,:~*†*£@          Communicates Via Radio.         @£*†*~:,,,
,,,,:~*†*£                                          £*†*~:,,,,
,,,,,:~*†*  † Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would  *†*~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~*†     Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A    †*~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~*†*  Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has  *†*~:,,,,,
,,,,:~*†*£   Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years.   £*†*~:,,,,
,,,:~*†*£@                                          @£*†*~:,,,
,,:~*†*£@#   † A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn  #@£*†*~:,,
,:~*†*£@##  Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By   ##@£*†*~:,
,,:~*†*£@#            Cats At Age Nine.             #@£*†*~:,,
,,,:~*†*£@                                          @£*†*~:,,,
,,,,:~*†*£     † Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His     £*†*~:,,,,
,,,,,:~*†*     Enemies, Living But Crazed "With     *†*~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~*†     Glory", Probably Prion Disease?      †*~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~*†*                                          *†*~:,,,,,
,,,,:~*†*£    † Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket   £*†*~:,,,,
,,,:~*†*£@             Into Deep Space.             @£*†*~:,,,
,,:~*†*£@#                                          #@£*†*~:,,
,:~*†*£@## † Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In  ##@£*†*~:,
,,:~*†*£@#   A Small House On The Kola peninsula,   #@£*†*~:,,
,,,:~*†*£@  Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who @£*†*~:,,,
,,,,:~*†*£         Refuse To Leave His Side.        £*†*~:,,,,
,,,,,:~*†*                                          *†*~:,,,,,
,,,,,,:~*†                                          †*~:,,,,,,
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,,,,:~*†*£                                          £*†*~:,,,,
,,,:~*†*£@                                          @£*†*~:,,,