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.....,†§§#  % IN THE END, IT'S RIDE OR DIE. JOIN OR #§§†,.....
....,~§§§# ........  GET INTEGRATED.  %  .......... #§§§~,....
.,~†§%§### .. %% EVENTUALLY THEY LAY THEIR EGGS, .. ###§%§†~,.
...,~§§%§# . USUALLY IN WARM, TASTY PLACES. IT'S .  #§%§§~,...
.,~†§%%§§# .. BIRD ELF CUSTOM TO LET OTHERS DEAL .. #§§%%§†~,.
.,~†§%§### ................... WITH THE FALLOUT. %% ###§%§†~,.
.,~†§%§### ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ###§%§†~,.
.,,~††%%%# %%% % BEFORE THEIR JUICE HARVESTING .... #%%%††~,,.
.,~†§§§§## .. ORGANS START TO CLUDGE, AND BEFORE .. ##§§§§†~,.
.,~†§%§### . THEIR WINGS ATROPHY, AND BEFORE THEIR. ###§%§†~,.
.,~†§%§### . TAILS START TO SEEK THE EARTH... % %%% ###§%§†~,.
.....,†§§§ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% §§§†,.....
.,~†§%%%## %%% THESE ELVES HAVE NO BELL POWER, THE, ##%%%§†~,.
.,~†%§#### ..... FEY BELLS ARE CALLED BY OTHER .... ####§%†~,.
.,~†§%§### .......................... AGITATORS %%% ###§%§†~,.
....,~†%%§ %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% §%%†~,....
.,~†§%§### %%% THEY FEED MOSTLY ON PLANT NECTAR IN. ###§%§†~,.
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.,~†§%§### ... FILTER THROUGH THE VINES OF THE .... ###§%§†~,.
.,~†§%§### ............................ ISLAND. %%% ###§%§†~,.
.,~†§%§### %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ###§%§†~,.
.,~†§%§§§§ %%%%% % THEY HAVE BUILT THEIR LARGEST .. §§§§%§†~,.
.,~†§%§§## . COLONY IN THE FLOATING TREE OUTSIDE .. ##§§%§†~,.
.,~†§%§### OF VENEZUELA.  ANY  BIRD FROM  ANY HOUSE ###§%§†~,.
.,~†§%%§## ................IS WELCOME HERE. % %%%%% ##§%%§†~,.
.,~†§%§### %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% ###§%§†~,.
.,~†§%§### %%%%% THERE'S A DESERT OF FANGS TO BE .. ###§%§†~,.
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.,~†§%§### ~ THE LARGEST GATHERING OF SUCH ELVES .. ###§%§†~,.
.....~§§%§ ......... WILL BE IN THE FLOATING TREE ~ §%§§~.....
.,~†§%§### ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ###§%§†~,.
......~§§# ~~ ALTHOUGH YOU COULD FIND A SOLITARY .. #§§~......
.,~†§%§### .. BIRD ELF HEXING YOU FOR STEPPING .... ###§%§†~,.
......~§§# ... OUT OF LANE IN YOUR OWN GARDEN, .... #§§~......
.,~††§§%§# ..... .BIRD ELVES FLOCK TOGETHER ....... #§%§§††~,.
..,~~~†%## ........................ IF THEY CAN. ~~ ##%†~~~,..
.,~†§%§### ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ###§%§†~,.
.,~†§%%§## ~~~ THEY LOOK LIKE DARK BIRDS AT FIRST ~ ##§%%§†~,.
.,~†§%§### ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ###§%§†~,.
.,~†§%§§## ~~~~ ~ SOME PRACTICE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, . ##§§%§†~,.
...~~†%%§# .... ESPECIALLY MONKEYS AND SNAKES ..... #§%%†~~...
.,~†§%§### .......... (FOR FUR OR SCALES, ......... ###§%§†~,.
...,,~§§§§ ........... OR QUALITY OF BLOOD). ~ ~~~~ §§§§~,,...
..,,†§%%§# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #§%%§†,,..
.,~†§%§### ~~~~ THE FLOATING TREE ABOVE ........... ###§%§†~,.
.,,~†††§§§ ......................... VENEZUELA ~~~~ §§§†††~,,.
.....~~§%§ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ §%§~~.....
.,~†§%§§§§ ~~~~~ THEIR CLAWS ARE LONG ............. §§§§%§†~,.
.,~†§%§### AND ROOT-LIKE, AND TRAIL AFTER THEM IN . ###§%§†~,.
.,~†§%§### .......................... FLIGHT. ~~~~~ ###§%§†~,.
.,~†§%§### ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ###§%§†~,.
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.,~†§%%§## ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##§%%§†~,.
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.....~†%%§ .. HARVEST BLOOD FROM ANIMALS (THINK ... §%%†~.....
.,~††§%%## ................... MOSQUITO). ~~~~~~~~~ ##%%§††~,.
.,~†§§#### ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ####§§†~,.