####$^^=^. .^=^^$####
#$^^^..... .....^^^$#
#####$^=^. .^=^$#####
#$^^^=.... ....=^^^$#
####$^^=^. .^=^^$####
####$^^=^. # $ . # $ . # $ LYING # $ . # $ . # $ . .^=^^$####
####$^^=^. # $ . IN MY ROOM, # $ . .^=^^$####
##^=...... # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ......=^##
####$^^=^. # $ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, .^=^^$####
#####^^=^. # $ . SOMETHING SLIMY, .^=^^#####
####$^^=^. # $ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, .^=^^$####
####$^^=^. # $ . UP THE ARM. # $ . .^=^^$####
##^==..... IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # $ . .....==^##
####$^^=^. # $ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. .^=^^$####
####$^^=^. # $ . # $ . # $ . .^=^^$####
####$^^=^. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # $ . .^=^^$####
####$^^=^. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # $ . .^=^^$####
####$^^=^. REACHES THE ARMPIT. # $ . .^=^^$####
#^=^...... I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # $ . ......^=^#
####$^^=^. # $ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. .^=^^$####
####$^^=^. # $ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # $ . .^=^^$####
###$^=.... # $ . # $ . # $ . ....=^$###
####$^^=^. # $ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY .^=^^$####
####$^^=^. FACE, I BITE IT. # $ . .^=^^$####
#$$^^^^... # $ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ...^^^^$$#
####$^^=^. JUICY # $ . GRAPE, .^=^^$####
####$^^=^. # $ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .^=^^$####
####$^^=^. # $ . # $ . CUCUMBER. . .^=^^$####
#$$^==.... # $ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # $ . AND I # $ . ....==^$$#
##$^=^.... SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # $ . ....^=^$##
#$$^=^^... # $ . CHEW IT. # $ . ...^^=^$$#
####$^^=^. # $ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. .^=^^$####
##$^^^^=^. # $ . # $ . # $ . .^=^^^^$##
###^^^^=^. $ = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. $ = .^=^^^^###
####$^^=^. $ = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER $ = .^=^^$####
###$$^^=^. $ = MY SHIRT, $ = ENTERING BY THE ARM .^=^^$$###
###^=^.... AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. $ = ....^=^###
###^==.... $ = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ....==^###
####$^^=^. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. $ = .^=^^$####
###^^^^=^. $ = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE .^=^^^^###
####$^^=^. SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .^=^^$####
##$^=..... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. $ = .....=^$##
#####$^=^. $ = SO - EATING IT IS OK, $ = .^=^$#####
###^===^.. $ = $ = MOVING IT IS NOT. $ = $ = ..^===^###
##$$$^^=^. .^=^^$$$##
#^^=...... ......=^^#
#$^^^^.... ....^^^^$#
####$^^=^. .^=^^$####
####$^^=^. .^=^^$####