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.....^=/$$ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET $$/=^.....
....^=/$$# EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T #$$/=^....
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.....^=/$$ HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY $$/=^.....
......^=/$ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. $/=^......
.....^=/$$ SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY $$/=^.....
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