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.......... MOM,   WHAT'S   AN   INTERNET?  .   .  . ..........
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.......... : : : IT'S  A  KIND OF COMPUTER  PROGRAM ..........
.......... WHERE  YOU  CAN   SEND  LETTERS  TO  THE ..........
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.......... NOT  BEHIND   THE   COUCH...   .   .   . ..........
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.......... : LOOK - STOLEN;  GONE FROM OUR WORLD. : ..........
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........:~ THE  MODEM  FAST  ASLEEP ON  THE CARPET. ~:........
.........: SUPER  DUPER  SPACESHIP!  BOO  YAH!  THE :.........
.......... THOUSANDTH  PLANET  WE  CLAIM  AS  OURS! ..........
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