At sign, At Sign, So Many At Signs..  
                 
                                       
                                      
                                 
 Mom,  What'S   An   Internet?         
                                      
     It'S  A  Kind Of Computer Program 
 Where  You  Can  Send   Letters  To  The 
                 Tigers,                  
     Even  Such A Thing  Is  Possible. 
                                       
                                      
                                     
 How  Do I  Get  It  To  Run? Press  That 
                  Button                  
                       Over There. 
                            
                               
 Right, AndNow?               
                                         
                          Wait...   
      Mom, There'S A Pop Up.    It 
     Says The Internet Has Been Stolen! 
                                      
 What?                       Yeah,     
      Then We Must Search For It.       
                                      
 Not  In  The  Clothes  Chamber...      
     Not In The  Ice Cream  Machine... 
 Not   Behind   The   Couch...         
                                     
  Look -  Stolen; Gone From Our World.  
                                     
                                     
  
  Here'S The Entrance  To World Three.  
  
                                       
   Ok,  Let'S   Go  Inside...         
 What  A  Coup!  Yes!        Oh  Look, 
 There'S  The   Royal  Ship  Of  Naboo... 
                                          
                                          
                 
 ***     Database     @    Stolen     *** 
 Appeared   On   The   Electro-Billboard. 
                 
                                          
                                          
 They Went  Inside  Their House  And  Saw 
 The Modem Fast  Asleep  On  The  Carpet. 
 Super  Duper  Spaceship!  Boo  Yah!  The 
 Thousandth  Planet  We  Claim  As  Ours!