I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots.  I Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!