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,,,=:^*£@#                                          #@£*^:=,,,
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,,,=:^*£@#                 EXOBUBBLE                #@£*^:=,,,
,,=:^*£@##                                          ##@£*^:=,,
,=:^*£@###       THE EXOBUBBLE IS A PROTOTYPE       ###@£*^:=,
,,=:^*£@##          EXOSKELETON CREATED BY          ##@£*^:=,,
,,,=:^*£@#  AMATA TEXNOLOGIYASI'S MILTECH COMPANY.  #@£*^:=,,,
,,,,=:^*£@ IT'S  MOSTLY   MARKETED  AS  A  STRENGTH @£*^:=,,,,
,,,=:^*£@#  MULTIPLIER, FOR LIFTING HEAVY OBJECTS.  #@£*^:=,,,
,,=:^*£@##                                          ##@£*^:=,,
,=:^*£@###                                          ###@£*^:=,
,,=:^*£@##        #::=== DEMO INCIDENT ===::#       ##@£*^:=,,
,,,=:^*£@#                                          #@£*^:=,,,
,,,,=:^*£@   DURING THE FIRST PUBLIC DEMONSTRATION  @£*^:=,,,,
,,,=:^*£@#     IN TWENTY TWENTYFOUR, THE PILOT      #@£*^:=,,,
,,=:^*£@##  BOUS ANEMOEITIAI WAS SEVERELY INJURED   ##@£*^:=,,
,=:^*£@###    WHEN DEMONSTRATING THE EXOBUBBLE'S    ###@£*^:=,
,,=:^*£@## ABILITY  TO WITHSTAND  MORTAR SHELLS. IT ##@£*^:=,,
,,,=:^*£@#    SUCCESSFULLY DETECED THE EXPLOSIVE    #@£*^:=,,,
,,,,=:^*£@ DEVICE AND AUTOMATICALLY  FOLDED INTO  A @£*^:=,,,,
,,,=:^*£@#      BLAST-RESISTANT FORM; DUE TO A      #@£*^:=,,,
,,=:^*£@##  MISCALIBRATION OF ANEMOEITIAI'S HEIGHT, ##@£*^:=,,
,=:^*£@### HIS LEFT ARM AND LEG WERE  CRUSHED. UPON ###@£*^:=,
,,=:^*£@##      UNFOLDING AFTER THE EXPLOSION,      ##@£*^:=,,
,,,=:^*£@# ANEMOEITIAI WAS STILL CONSCIOUS  BUT  IN #@£*^:=,,,
,,,,=:^*£@ SEVERE SHOCK. HE HAD  SUFFERED NO DAMAGE @£*^:=,,,,
,,,=:^*£@#        FROM THE ACTUAL EXPLOSION.        #@£*^:=,,,
,,=:^*£@##                                          ##@£*^:=,,
,=:^*£@###                                          ###@£*^:=,
,,=:^*£@##       #::=== MUPPET SCANDAL ===::#       ##@£*^:=,,
,,,=:^*£@#                                          #@£*^:=,,,
,,,,=:^*£@  WHILE ANEMOEITIAI'S CONTRACT DID WAIVE  @£*^:=,,,,
,,,=:^*£@# ALL CLAIMS  FOR DAMAGES  DUE  TO INJURY, #@£*^:=,,,
,,=:^*£@## DUE  TO THE EVENT BEING LIVESTREAMED AND ##@£*^:=,,
,=:^*£@###        THE FOLLOWING PR BLOWBACK,        ###@£*^:=,
,,=:^*£@## TEXNOLOGIYASI PROMISED TOP-OF-THE-WORLD  ##@£*^:=,,
,,,=:^*£@# CARE  WITH PROSTHETICS OR REGROWN LIMBS. #@£*^:=,,,
,,,,=:^*£@        ANEMOEITIAI WAS MOVED TO A        @£*^:=,,,,
,,,=:^*£@#     TEXNOLOGIYASI HOSPITAL, WHERE WAS    #@£*^:=,,,
,,=:^*£@##      WITHDRAWN FROM THE PUBLIC EYE.      ##@£*^:=,,
,=:^*£@###                                          ###@£*^:=,
,,=:^*£@##     IN THE HOSPITAL ANEMOEITIAI WAS      ##@£*^:=,,
,,,=:^*£@#  PROVIDED WITH FIVE SENTIENT FELT-LIKE   #@£*^:=,,,
,,,,=:^*£@ CREATURES,  MEANT  TO ASSIST  HIM DURING @£*^:=,,,,
,,,=:^*£@#   INITIAL RECOVERY. UPON LEARNING THAT   #@£*^:=,,,
,,=:^*£@## THEY COULD NOT  DISOBEY HIS COMMANDS, HE ##@£*^:=,,
,=:^*£@### STARTED ORDERING THEM TO PERFORM  SEXUAL ###@£*^:=,
,,=:^*£@## ACTS ON HIM. A VIDEO OF THIS WAS  LEAKED ##@£*^:=,,
,,,=:^*£@#            BY HOSPITAL STAFF.            #@£*^:=,,,
,,,,=:^*£@                                          @£*^:=,,,,
,,,=:^*£@#  THE DENT IN TEXNOLOGIYASI'S REPUTATION  #@£*^:=,,,
,,=:^*£@## DUE  TO  THE  EXOBUBBLE MALFUNCTION  WAS ##@£*^:=,,
,=:^*£@### QUICKLY ECLIPSED BY "THE MUPPET  VIDEO", ###@£*^:=,
,,=:^*£@## AS    IT    CAME     TO    BE    CALLED. ##@£*^:=,,
,,,=:^*£@#                                          #@£*^:=,,,
,,,,=:^*£@       THE CREATURES WERE CONSIDERED      @£*^:=,,,,
,,,=:^*£@#   BIOWEAPONS, AND WERE DESTROYED. THIS   #@£*^:=,,,
,,=:^*£@## SPARKED  EVEN   FURTHER   DEBATE   ABOUT ##@£*^:=,,
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