KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY  MODULATION IS GREAT ON  PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I WAS HOPING  FOR  IT TO  VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY  HOPING IT WOULD  LET  ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT OF THE  BOX  IT SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU  WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP. FUCK!