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....~»=^&@             . VOLCA .@. FM .             @&^=»~....
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.~»=^&@@## FREQUENCY  MODULATION IS  GREAT ON PAPER ##@@&^=»~.
..~»=^&@@# OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S NOT #@@&^=»~..
...~»=^&@@   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   @@&^=»~...
....~»=^&@ REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE @&^=»~....
.....~»=^&                 MATTER.                  &^=»~.....
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.......~»= ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK =»~.......
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.......... I  WAS  HOPING  FOR IT TO  VOCALIZE LIKE ..........
.......... BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME ..........
.......... THE  SAME  KIND OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES ..........
..........  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  ..........
.......... REALLY HOPING  IT WOULD  LET  ME SURVIVE ..........
..........      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      ..........
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........~» BUT NO! OUT OF  THE  BOX  IT SOUNDS LIKE »~........
.......~»= PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE  THE DIALS IT =»~.......
......~»=^ SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK! ^=»~......
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