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#$;;~~.... frequency modulation is great on paper ....~~;;$#
#@@#$*;~^. or with a user interface that's not .^~;*$#@@#
#@@#$*;~^. actively working against you. that's .^~;*$#@@#
#$$*;^^... really all there is to say on the ...^^;*$$#
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#*;~^..... actually, i'm selling this one. fuck .....^~;*#
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@###$*;~^. i was hoping for it to vocalize like .^~;*$###@
@@$;~~~... beastskin armor, or perhaps offer me ...~~~;$@@
@@@#$*;~^. the same kind of defensive abilities .^~;*$#@@@
#@@#$*;~^. (regeneration, cold resistance). i was .^~;*$#@@#
#$**~^^... really hoping it would let me survive ...^^~**$#
#*~....... rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya. .......~*#
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@@$**~.... but no! out of the box it sounds like ....~**$@@
#@@#$*;~^. plastic and if you wriggle the dials it .^~;*$#@@#
@$**;;^... sounds like an angry dial up. fuck! ...^;;**$@
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