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.......... frequency modulation  is  great on paper ..........
.......... or  with  a user  interface  that's  not ..........
..........   actively working against you. that's   ..........
.......... really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the ..........
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=~........ actually,  i'm  selling this  one.  fuck ........~=
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¶$§==~.... i  was hoping  for  it to vocalize  like ....~==§$¶
#¶$§==~... beastskin  armor, or  perhaps  offer  me ...~==§$¶#
##¶$§==~.. the same  kind  of  defensive  abilities ..~==§$¶##
###¶$§==~.  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  .~==§$¶###
##¶$§==~.. really  hoping it  would let me  survive ..~==§$¶##
#¶$§==~...      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      ...~==§$¶#
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$§==~..... but no! out  of the box  it  sounds like .....~==§$
§==~...... plastic and if you  wriggle the dials it ......~==§
==~....... sounds  like  an  angry  dial up.  fuck! .......~==
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