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&&&..&..&& FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT ON  PAPER &..&..&.&.
&..&.&&.&. OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S NOT &&.&&.&&&&
.&.&&&.&&&   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   &.&&.&&...
.&&&..&&.. REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE .&&.&&.&..
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&&.&&..... ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS ONE.  FUCK &.&.&&.&.&
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&....&.&&. I  WAS  HOPING FOR  IT TO VOCALIZE  LIKE .....&&&&.
&&...&&&.& BEASTSKIN ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME &....&...&
..&..&..&& THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES &&...&&..&
&.&&.&&.&.  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  &.&..&.&.&
.&&.&&.&&& REALLY HOPING  IT  WOULD  LET ME SURVIVE &&&&.&&&&&
&&.&&.&&..      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      ....&&....
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&&&.&&.&&& BUT  NO! OUT OF THE  BOX IT SOUNDS  LIKE .&..&&&&..
&..&&.&&.. PLASTIC  AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT .&&.&...&.
&&.&.&&.&. SOUNDS LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK! &&.&&&..&&
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