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&.&.&..&.. ~   £   DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE    £   ~ &&.&.&.&.&
.&&&&&.&&. £     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     £ ..&&&&&&&&
&&....&&.& ~   £    WHAT   WE   ARE,   AND   £    ~ &.&.......
&.&...&.&& ~  ~  £  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  £  ~  ~ .&&&......
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&...&.&..& £    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    £ &.&.&&....
&&..&&&&.& ~  £  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  £  ~ &&&&&.&...
&.&.&...&& ~  ~  £  ENTAILS, HOW IT  SHOULD  £ ~  ~ &....&&&..
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&.....&.&& £    WHAT    IS     THE    ARBITER,    £ .&&..&&.&&
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.&&...&..& ~    ~   £   IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY &.&&&&&&.&
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&.&&.&...& - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      .....&..&.
&&&.&&&..& - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  &....&&.&&
...&&..&.& - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  &&...&.&&.
...&.&.&&& - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ..&..&&&.&
&..&&&&&.. - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ..&&.&..&&
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