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.&...&.&.&              »»¤  LIFE  ¤»»              &&.&&&.&&.
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...&..&&&. » » ¤ A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS  ¤ »  » .....&..&.
..&&.&..&. »    ¤   DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE   ¤   » ....&&.&&.
.&.&&&.&&& ¤     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     ¤ ...&.&&.&.
&&&..&&..& »   ¤    WHAT   WE   ARE,    AND   ¤   » ..&&&.&&&.
..&.&.&.&. »  »  ¤  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  ¤  »  » .&..&&..&&
.&&&&&&&&. »   ¤   ARE",   BUT   THEN    WE   ¤   » &&.&.&.&.&
&.......&. ¤    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    ¤ .&&&&&&&&&
&......&&& »  ¤  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  ¤  » &.........
&.....&... »  » ¤  ENTAILS,  HOW IT  SHOULD  ¤  » » &........&
&....&&... »   ¤   BE   MEASURED,  WHO   OR   ¤   » &.......&.
&...&.&... ¤     WHAT    IS    THE    ARBITER,    ¤ &......&&&
&..&&&&... »   ¤   AND   SO  INSTEAD  THERE   ¤   » &.....&...
&.&...&..& »    »   ¤   IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY &....&&..&
&&&..&&.&& SANCTIONED      LIST      ¤     »      » &...&.&.&.
..&.&.&&.. »  »  » »  ¤  OF  CRITERIA  ¤  »  »  » » &..&&&&&&&
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&....&&&&& - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      &&&.....&&
&...&....& - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  ..&....&..
&..&&...&& - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  .&&...&&.&
&.&.&..&.. - LIFE CAN STEAL                         &.&..&.&&.
&&&&&.&&.& - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     &&&.&&&.&&
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