the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the  day she slept, in 
 the eve she  sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years, marigolds  food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the golden  m. 
 the old tavern had  their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough there  came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook, and  even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the  process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of  the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!