the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long.  in the  day  she slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern  had their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!