the   golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold  her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a  little too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there  came a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i mean))  and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the  tavern didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,    he    vowed   to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!