the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a  thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place  long. in the  day  she  slept, in 
 the eve  she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about the  golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became a  little  too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a  cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into  infamity. however he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of  the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!