The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began  A Thousand Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In  The Day She  Slept, In 
 The  Eve  She Sold Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.  She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern Had  Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became  A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching For  Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid The  Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As Such He  Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That  Of  A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized  The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind  Of  A Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In  The  Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont  Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding Out  That  Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow  Meat 
 Instead, And  To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out  Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!