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¨¨^=**%§## ¨¨ ^^ == THE GOLDEN == ^^ ¨¨ ##§%**=^¨¨
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¨^=**%§### LETS HEAR IT FOR ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## *** MC DONALDS *** ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##§%**=^¨¨
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¨¨^=**%§## ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# ^ NUGGETS ^ #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### ^ FRIES ^ ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## ^ BIG MAC ^ ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### ^ COFFEE ^ ###§%**=^¨
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¨¨¨^=**%§# §§§§§ * §§§§§ #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# NIGHT SHE POACHED. #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# ^¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨^ #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## NEW AND FRESH. ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# FOREVER. #§%**=^¨¨¨
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¨^=**%§### §§§ * §§§ ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##§%**=^¨¨
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¨¨^=**%§## HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## WHICH HE DID. ##§%**=^¨¨
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¨¨^=**%§## §§ * §§ ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## LIKED IT! ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##§%**=^¨¨
¨¨¨^=**%§# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #§%**=^¨¨¨
¨¨^=**%§## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##§%**=^¨¨
¨^=**%§### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ###§%**=^¨
¨¨^=**%§## OVER THE PLANET. ##§%**=^¨¨
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¨¨^=**%§## § * § ##§%**=^¨¨
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¨¨^=**%§## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##§%**=^¨¨
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