The  Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A  Thousand Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged From  A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In The  Day  She Slept,  In 
 The  Eve She  Sold Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About The  Golden M. 
 The  Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail, She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon  Enough  There Came  A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The  Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As Such  He Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind Of  A  Hardhat And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying.  The  Tavern Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In The Process Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His   Food,    He    Vowed    To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out That  Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow  Meat 
 Instead, And To His  Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed Out Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!