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,,,,,,^*$¶ ¶$*^,,,,,,
,^~*%$#¶## ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,,,^^*$# #$*^^,,,,,
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,^~*%$##¶# ,, ^^ ~~ the golden ~~ ^^ ,, #¶##$%*~^,
,,,~**%%## ##¶#$% m %$#¶## ##%%**~,,,
,,,,^*%%%# #%%%*^,,,,
,,,,^^*$#¶ lets hear it for ¶#$*^^,,,,
,^~*%$#¶## *** mc donalds *** ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,,^*%%## ##%%*^,,,,
,^~*%$#### what can i do ya for ####$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,~~~%$#¶ ^ cheeseburger ^ ¶#$%~~~,,,
,,,^^~*$$# ^ nuggets ^ #$$*~^^,,,
,^~*$#¶### ^ double cheeseburger ^ ###¶#$*~^,
,^~*%$$### ^ fries ^ ###$$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## ^ carbonated water ^ ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,,^^^*%# ^ bearnaise dip sauce ^ #%*^^^,,,,
,^~*%$#### ^ big mac ^ ####$%*~^,
,^~*%$#### ^ coffee ^ ####$%*~^,
,,,,,^~%$¶ ¶$%~^,,,,,
,^~*%$#¶## ##### * ##### ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,,,^*$## it all began a thousand years ago in ##$*^,,,,,
,^~*%$#¶¶¶ like the eighteenth century. a dark ¶¶¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$###¶ figure emerged from a tavern after a ¶###$%*~^,
,,,,~*$$$# few years apprenticeship, with an idea. #$$$*~,,,,
,^~*%$$### it was illegal to sell food in the ###$$%*~^,
,,,,,^~%## region for everybody except that tavern. ##%~^,,,,,
,,,,~*%### ###%*~,,,,
,^~*%$#¶## but marigold didn't care. ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,^^**%$# #$%**^^,,,
,,,,^*%$## she began putting dried lizard meat ##$%*^,,,,
,^~*%$#¶## between two bread slices, operating out ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#### of a cart, not staying in the same ####$%*~^,
,^~*%$##¶¶ place long. in the day she slept, in ¶¶##$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## the eve she sold her wares, and in the ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,,^~*%## night she poached. ##%*~^,,,,
,,,^**%$¶# #¶$%**^,,,
,^~*%$#¶## after a few years, marigolds food cart ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*$#¶### had a reputation. she called it ###¶#$*~^,
,^~*%$$### ^, the golden m ,^ ###$$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## and people talked about the golden m. ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,,,~~*$# the old tavern had their monopoly and #$*~~,,,,,
,^~*%$#¶## didn't change their menu much. ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#### marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ####$%*~^,
,,,,^**%## new and fresh. ##%**^,,,,
,^~*%$#¶## ##¶#$%*~^,
,,^^~**%%# however, she became a little too well #%%**~^^,,
,^~*%$#¶## known. the taverns men hot on her ##¶#$%*~^,
,,^~~*%%## trail, she could stay a shorter and ##%%*~~^,,
,,,,^*%#¶¶ shorter time in each location. she felt ¶¶#%*^,,,,
,,,,^*%### hunted. and soon enough there came a ###%*^,,,,
,^~***%%## time when they started watching for her ##%%***~^,
,^~*%$#¶## at the gates of every village. ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## forever. ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## ### * ### ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶¶# after thirty years, a man named #¶¶#$%*~^,
,,,,^*%%## nicholas found the cart. he was a ##%%*^,,,,
,,,,,~*%$¶ cursed entrepreneur (they all are ¶$%*~,,,,,
,^~*%$¶### (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ###¶$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## course thought it a good idea to follow ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## in marigolds foodsteps. ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,^~~*$#¶ ¶#$*~~^,,,
,^~*%$#¶## he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,,,^^*$# though some recognized the golden m, he #$*^^,,,,,
,,,,,,,~%# quickly fell into infamity. however he #%~,,,,,,,
,,,,^~*$## was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ##$*~^,,,,
,,,~~%$$## trying. the tavern didn't care for him ##$$%~~,,,
,^~*%$#¶## since nobody bought his food anyway ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## (and also they had expanded too ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,,~~~*%# was in the process of falling apart). #%*~~~,,,,
,^~*%$#¶## ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,,^**%%# angry at everyone for not understanding #%%**^,,,,
,^~*%$#### his food, he vowed to leave ####$%*~^,
,^~***$### kirugu vargir entierly. ###$***~^,
,^~*%%%$¶¶ ¶¶$%%%*~^,
^~*%$#¶### which he did. ###¶#$%*~^
,^~*%$#¶## ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~~*%$$#¶ ## * ## ¶#$$%*~~^,
,^~~~*$#¶¶ ¶¶#$*~~~^,
,^~*%$#¶¶¶ we dont know much about how he traveled ¶¶¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶¶# or where, but eventually he ended up on #¶¶#$%*~^,
,,,,,~%#¶# earth in the fifties. #¶#%~,,,,,
,^~*%$#¶## upon finding out that earth holds no ##¶#$%*~^,
,,,,^^^*%# edible lizards, he settled for cow meat #%*^^^,,,,
,^~*%$#¶## instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#### liked it! ####$%*~^,
,,,,^~%$#¶ ¶#$%~^,,,,
,^~*%$#¶## then he got scammed out of the cart by ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## a man named mickey mac donalds, who ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#### renamed the business after himself. ####$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶¶# funneled his inherited billions into #¶¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## the project, and quickly expanded all ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## over the planet. ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#### # * # ####$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶¶¶ ¶¶¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%$#¶## and the rest is history! ##¶#$%*~^,
,^~*%%%%$¶ ¶$%%%%*~^,
,,,,,^*$¶# #¶$*^,,,,,
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,,,,,~%$## ##$%~,,,,,
,,,,,^~%$¶ ¶$%~^,,,,,