the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the  day she slept,  in 
 the  eve  she sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about the  golden  m. 
 the old  tavern  had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little too  well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as  such he of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was kind of a  hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!