the  golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the day  she  slept, in 
 the  eve she sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the golden  m. 
 the old tavern had  their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as  such he of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a cook, and  even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!