the   golden        
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged from  a  tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day she  slept, in 
 the  eve she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted. and  soon enough  there  came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that  of a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he   vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the cart  by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!