The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A  Thousand Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place Long.  In  The Day She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve  She Sold Her Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food  Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked  About The  Golden M. 
 The Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became A Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough  There  Came A 
 Time When They Started Watching For  Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid  The  Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As  Such He  Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That Of  A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized  The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity. However  He 
 Was Kind  Of A Hardhat  And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care  For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In The Process  Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,   He    Vowed    To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled  For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed  Out Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!