,,,:«/%@@# #@@%/«:,,,
,,:«/%@@## ##@@%/«:,,
,:«/%@@### ###@@%/«:,
,,:«/%@@## ##@@%/«:,,
,,,:«/%@@# #@@%/«:,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ ,, :: «« THE GOLDEN «« :: ,, @@%/«:,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ ##@@*% M %*@@## @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ LETS HEAR IT FOR /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« /// MC DONALDS /// «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ : CHEESEBURGER : @@%/«:,,,,
,,,:«/%@@# : NUGGETS : #@@%/«:,,,
,,:«/%@@## : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ##@@%/«:,,
,:«/%@@### : FRIES : ###@@%/«:,
,,:«/%@@## : CARBONATED WATER : ##@@%/«:,,
,,,:«/%@@# : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : #@@%/«:,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ : BIG MAC : @@%/«:,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ : COFFEE : @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ @@@@@ / @@@@@ /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. @@%/«:,,,,
,,,:«/%@@# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #@@%/«:,,,
,,:«/%@@## REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ##@@%/«:,,
,:«/%@@### ###@@%/«:,
,,:«/%@@## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##@@%/«:,,
,,,:«/%@@# #@@%/«:,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT @@%/«:,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ NIGHT SHE POACHED. /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT @@%/«:,,,,
,,,:«/%@@# :, THE GOLDEN M ,: #@@%/«:,,,
,,:«/%@@## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##@@%/«:,,
,:«/%@@### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ###@@%/«:,
,,:«/%@@## DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ##@@%/«:,,
,,,:«/%@@# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #@@%/«:,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ NEW AND FRESH. @@%/«:,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. @@%/«:,,,,
,,,:«/%@@# #@@%/«:,,,
,,:«/%@@## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##@@%/«:,,
,:«/%@@### FOREVER. ###@@%/«:,
,,:«/%@@## ##@@%/«:,,
,,,:«/%@@# @@@ / @@@ #@@%/«:,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ @@%/«:,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN @@%/«:,,,,
,,,:«/%@@# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #@@%/«:,,,
,,:«/%@@## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##@@%/«:,,
,:«/%@@### WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ###@@%/«:,
,,:«/%@@## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##@@%/«:,,
,,,:«/%@@# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #@@%/«:,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO @@%/«:,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ WHICH HE DID. @@%/«:,,,,
,,,:«/%@@# #@@%/«:,,,
,,:«/%@@## @@ / @@ ##@@%/«:,,
,:«/%@@### ###@@%/«:,
,,:«/%@@## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##@@%/«:,,
,,,:«/%@@# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #@@%/«:,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. @@%/«:,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« LIKED IT! «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY %/«:,,,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @@%/«:,,,,
,,,:«/%@@# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #@@%/«:,,,
,,:«/%@@## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##@@%/«:,,
,:«/%@@### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ###@@%/«:,
,,:«/%@@## OVER THE PLANET. ##@@%/«:,,
,,,:«/%@@# #@@%/«:,,,
,,,,:«/%@@ @ / @ @@%/«:,,,,
,,,,,:«/%@ @%/«:,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/% AND THE REST IS HISTORY! %/«:,,,,,,
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,,,,,:«/%@ @%/«:,,,,,