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##*$†-,... ...,-†$*##
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*$†-,..... .....,-†$*
$†-,...... .. ,, -- THE GOLDEN -- ,, .. ......,-†$
†-,....... ####*$ M $*#### .......,-†
-,........ ........,-
†-,....... LETS HEAR IT FOR .......,-†
$†-,...... ††† MC DONALDS ††† ......,-†$
*$†-,..... .....,-†$*
#*$†-,.... WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ....,-†$*#
##*$†-,... ...,-†$*##
###*$†-,.. , CHEESEBURGER , ..,-†$*###
####*$†-,. , NUGGETS , .,-†$*####
###*$†-,.. , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ..,-†$*###
##*$†-,... , FRIES , ...,-†$*##
#*$†-,.... , CARBONATED WATER , ....,-†$*#
*$†-,..... , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , .....,-†$*
$†-,...... , BIG MAC , ......,-†$
†-,....... , COFFEE , .......,-†
-,........ ........,-
†-,....... ##### † ##### .......,-†
$†-,...... ......,-†$
*$†-,..... IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN .....,-†$*
#*$†-,.... LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ....,-†$*#
##*$†-,... FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ...,-†$*##
###*$†-,.. FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ..,-†$*###
####*$†-,. IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE .,-†$*####
###*$†-,.. REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ..,-†$*###
##*$†-,... ...,-†$*##
#*$†-,.... BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ....,-†$*#
*$†-,..... .....,-†$*
$†-,...... SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ......,-†$
†-,....... BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT .......,-†
-,........ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ........,-
†-,....... PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN .......,-†
$†-,...... THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ......,-†$
*$†-,..... NIGHT SHE POACHED. .....,-†$*
#*$†-,.... ....,-†$*#
##*$†-,... AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ...,-†$*##
###*$†-,.. HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ..,-†$*###
####*$†-,. ,. THE GOLDEN M ., .,-†$*####
###*$†-,.. AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ..,-†$*###
##*$†-,... THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ...,-†$*##
#*$†-,.... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ....,-†$*#
*$†-,..... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS .....,-†$*
$†-,...... NEW AND FRESH. ......,-†$
†-,....... .......,-†
-,........ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ........,-
†-,....... KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER .......,-†
$†-,...... TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ......,-†$
*$†-,..... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT .....,-†$*
#*$†-,.... HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ....,-†$*#
##*$†-,... TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ...,-†$*##
###*$†-,.. AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ..,-†$*###
####*$†-,. .,-†$*####
###*$†-,.. SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ..,-†$*###
##*$†-,... FOREVER. ...,-†$*##
#*$†-,.... ....,-†$*#
*$†-,..... ### † ### .....,-†$*
$†-,...... ......,-†$
†-,....... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED .......,-†
-,........ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ........,-
†-,....... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE .......,-†
$†-,...... (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ......,-†$
*$†-,..... COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW .....,-†$*
#*$†-,.... IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ....,-†$*#
##*$†-,... ...,-†$*##
###*$†-,.. HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ..,-†$*###
####*$†-,. THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE .,-†$*####
###*$†-,.. QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ..,-†$*###
##*$†-,... WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ...,-†$*##
#*$†-,.... TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ....,-†$*#
*$†-,..... SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY .....,-†$*
$†-,...... (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ......,-†$
†-,....... QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND .......,-†
-,........ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ........,-
†-,....... .......,-†
$†-,...... ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ......,-†$
*$†-,..... HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE .....,-†$*
#*$†-,.... KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ....,-†$*#
##*$†-,... ...,-†$*##
###*$†-,.. WHICH HE DID. ..,-†$*###
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###*$†-,.. ## † ## ..,-†$*###
##*$†-,... ...,-†$*##
#*$†-,.... WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ....,-†$*#
*$†-,..... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON .....,-†$*
$†-,...... EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ......,-†$
†-,....... UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO .......,-†
-,........ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ........,-
†-,....... INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK .......,-†
$†-,...... LIKED IT! ......,-†$
*$†-,..... .....,-†$*
#*$†-,.... THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ....,-†$*#
##*$†-,... A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ...,-†$*##
###*$†-,.. RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ..,-†$*###
####*$†-,. WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY .,-†$*####
###*$†-,.. FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ..,-†$*###
##*$†-,... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ...,-†$*##
#*$†-,.... OVER THE PLANET. ....,-†$*#
*$†-,..... .....,-†$*
$†-,...... # † # ......,-†$
†-,....... .......,-†
-,........ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ........,-
†-,....... .......,-†
$†-,...... ......,-†$
*$†-,..... .....,-†$*
#*$†-,.... ....,-†$*#
##*$†-,... ...,-†$*##