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¨^~~~~†*@@ ¨¨ ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ ¨¨ @@*†~~~~^¨
¨¨¨^††%#@@ #@@#*% M %*#@@# @@#%††^¨¨¨
¨^^^††%%*@ @*%%††^^^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# LETS HEAR IT FOR #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@## ††† MC DONALDS ††† ##@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~%## ##%~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~†*#@@## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##@@#*†~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨^†*@@ @@*†^¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%*##@@ ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ @@##*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*##@@ ^ NUGGETS ^ @@##*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#### ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ####*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# ^ FRIES ^ #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#### ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ####*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@@ ^ BIG MAC ^ @@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# ^ COFFEE ^ #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# #@@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^†*# ##### † ##### #*†^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%*#@@# #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨~%### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###%~¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%#@@## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##@@#%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@@ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE @@@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨^~~~%#@ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. @#%~~~^¨¨¨
¨^~†%*#@@# #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%****# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #****%†~^¨
¨^†%*#@@## ##@@#*%†^¨
¨^^^^†%%## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##%%†^^^^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*@@## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##@@*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #@@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨^~~†*@ NIGHT SHE POACHED. @*†~~^¨¨¨¨
¨^~~~%%*## ##*%%~~~^¨
¨^~~~%*#@@ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART @@#*%~~~^¨
¨^~†%*#@## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~%# ^¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨^ #%~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^†%### AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ###%†^¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%*#@@# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#### MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ####*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# NEW AND FRESH. #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# #@@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨^††%%*@ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL @*%%††^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^^~†*# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #*†~^^¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%*#@@# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%***#@ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A @#***%†~^¨
¨^†%*#@@## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##@@#*%†^¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~%%# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #%%~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%*#@@# #@@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~%#@ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, @#%~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨^~†%*#@@ FOREVER. @@#*%†~^¨¨
¨¨^~~%%**# #**%%~~^¨¨
¨^~†%*#@@# ### † ### #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@@ @@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@@ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF @@@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨~††*@@ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW @@*††~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~††††*# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #*††††~¨¨¨
¨^~†%*#@@# #@@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨~~%### HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ###%~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~†%# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #%†~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%*#@@@ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE @@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@@ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP @@@#*%†~^¨
¨¨^^††*### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ###*††^^¨¨
¨^~†%*@@## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##@@*%†~^¨
¨¨^~††%*#@ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO @#*%††~^¨¨
¨^~†%*#@@# QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND #@@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~~%# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #%~~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^^~†*# #*†~^^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~%#@ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING @#%~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~†%## HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ##%†~¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%*#@@@ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. @@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%%%*## ##*%%%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# WHICH HE DID. #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%***#@ @#***%†~^¨
¨^~†%*##@@ ## † ## @@##*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@@ @@@#*%†~^¨
¨¨^~~~†**# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #**†~~~^¨¨
¨^~†%****# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #****%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨^~~†*@ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. @*†~~^¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%*#@@# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #@@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨^^†**@ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT @**†^^¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%*##@@ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK @@##*%†~^¨
¨^~†%%*### LIKED IT! ###*%%†~^¨
¨¨¨^^††*@@ @@*††^^¨¨¨
¨^~†%*#@## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##@#*%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨~~%*#@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @#*%~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~~%%%*@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @*%%%~~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^^~†*# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #*†~^^¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%***@@ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL @@***%†~^¨
¨^~†%**##@ OVER THE PLANET. @##**%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨^††%# #%††^¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%*@@## # † # ##@@*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*#@@# #@@#*%†~^¨
¨^~†%*@@## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##@@*%†~^¨
¨¨¨¨^†*##@ @##*†^¨¨¨¨
¨^~†%%%%#@ @#%%%%†~^¨
¨^^^~%**#@ @#**%~^^^¨
¨^~†%***#@ @#***%†~^¨
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