The  Golden          
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A  Tavern After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The Day  She  Slept, In 
 The  Eve  She Sold Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked About The  Golden M. 
 The  Old  Tavern Had  Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location.  She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough There  Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid  The Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A  Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All That Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind  Of A Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The  Process Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed    To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow  Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out  Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!