§§»»,,,,,, ,,,,,,»»§§
@%§»»,,,,, ,,,,,»»§%@
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
###§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§###
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
§§†,,,,,,, ,, ,, »» THE GOLDEN »» ,, ,, ,,,,,,,†§§
@§§§»»»»,, ##@§%§ M §%§@## ,,»»»»§§§@
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
###@§%§†,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,†§%§@###
§%%†»»,,,, ††† MC DONALDS ††† ,,,,»»†%%§
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,»†§%§@##
@%†,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,†%@
@%§»,,,,,, , CHEESEBURGER , ,,,,,,»§%@
@@§§%§†»,, , NUGGETS , ,,»†§%§§@@
@§§%§»,,,, , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ,,,,»§%§§@
#§§§%§†»,, , FRIES , ,,»†§%§§§#
#§§†††»»,, , CARBONATED WATER , ,,»»†††§§#
##@§%§†»,, , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, , BIG MAC , ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, , COFFEE , ,,»†§%§@##
#@@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@@#
##@§%§†»,, §§§§§ † §§§§§ ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,»†§%§@##
@§§§%§†»,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,»†§%§§§@
§§»»,,,,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,,,,»»§§
##@§%§†»,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,»†§%§@##
§§»,,,,,,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,,,,,,»§§
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
#@@§%§†»,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,»†§%§@@#
#§§§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§§§#
##@§%§†»,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,»†§%§@##
#§%§††»»,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,»»††§%§#
@%%§»,,,,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,,,,»§%%@
§§%§§§†»,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,»†§§§%§§
##@§%§†»,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,»†§%§@##
@§§§§§†»,, ,,»†§§§§§@
##@§%§†»,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,»†§%§@##
§§»,,,,,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,,,,,,»§§
@§§%§†,,,, ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, ,,,,†§%§§@
##@§%§†»,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,»†§%§@##
@%%§»,,,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,,,»§%%@
##@§%§†»,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,»†§%§@##
§§§%†,,,,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,,,,†%§§§
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
@@§§»,,,,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,,,,»§§@@
##@§%§†»,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,»†§%§@##
@§§§†»,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,,»†§§§@
###§%§†»,, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,,»†§%§###
###@§§†»,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,»†§§@###
###§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§###
@§§»»,,,,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,,,,»»§§@
##@§%§†»,, FOREVER. ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
#@%%†,,,,, §§§ † §§§ ,,,,,†%%@#
#@§%§†»,,, ,,,»†§%§@#
@%%§†»,,,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,,,»†§%%@
##@§%§†»,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,»†§%§@##
###§%§†»,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,»†§%§###
##@§%§†»,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,»†§%§@##
#@§§§†,,,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,,,†§§§@#
§§§»»,,,,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,,,,»»§§§
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
@%%†,,,,,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,,,,,†%%@
@@%§†,,,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,,,†§%@@
@%†††,,,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,,,†††%@
§%%%§§†»,, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,,»†§§%%%§
#§§§††,,,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,,,††§§§#
§§§†,,,,,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,,,,,†§§§
##@§%§†»,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,»†§%§@##
@%%§»,,,,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,,,,»§%%@
###§%§†»,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,»†§%§###
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
###@§§†»,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,»†§§@###
##@§%§†»,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,,»†§%§@##
@§%†††»,,, ,,,»†††%§@
###@%§†»,, WHICH HE DID. ,,»†§%@###
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
#§§%%§†»,, §§ † §§ ,,»†§%%§§#
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,»†§%§@##
###@§%§†», OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,»†§%§@###
##@§%§†»,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,»†§%§@##
§§§»,,,,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,,,,»§§§
###@%§†»,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,»†§%@###
#@%†»,,,,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,,,,»†%@#
###@§§†»,, LIKED IT! ,,»†§§@###
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
§%§§§§†»,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,»†§§§§%§
@%%††,,,,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,,,,††%%@
##@§%§†»,, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,»†§%§@##
§%%§»»,,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,,»»§%%§
@§%†»,,,,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,,,,»†%§@
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
##@§%§†»,, § † § ,,»†§%§@##
@@§§»,,,,, ,,,,,»§§@@
@§%†,,,,,, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,,,,,,†%§@
#§§†»,,,,, ,,,,,»†§§#
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##
@@§§§†»,,, ,,,»†§§§@@
#§%†,,,,,, ,,,,,,†%§#
##@§%§†»,, ,,»†§%§@##