the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve  she sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the  golden m. 
 the old  tavern had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little  too well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell  into infamity. however he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the  tavern didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!