The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A Thousand  Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place Long.  In  The  Day She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She  Sold  Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.  She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked  About  The Golden M. 
 The Old  Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location.  She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid  The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As Such He  Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All  That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind Of  A Hardhat And  Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T  Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In The  Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At  Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed    To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About  How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended  Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding  Out That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His  Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out Of The  Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!