the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern  after a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the day she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the  golden m. 
 the  old  tavern  had their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little  too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as such he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into  infamity. however he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got scammed  out of the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!