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%*†-,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨ ,, -- THE GOLDEN -- ,, ¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,-†*%
*†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ #@#¤%* M *%¤#@# ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†*
†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ††† MC DONALDS ††† ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†
*†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ , NUGGETS , ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†*
%*†-,¨¨¨¨¨ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨¨¨¨,-†*%
¤%*†-,¨¨¨¨ , FRIES , ¨¨¨¨,-†*%¤
#¤%*†-,¨¨¨ , CARBONATED WATER , ¨¨¨,-†*%¤#
@#¤%*†-,¨¨ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ¨¨,-†*%¤#@
#@#¤%*†-,¨ , BIG MAC , ¨,-†*%¤#@#
@#¤%*†-,¨¨ , COFFEE , ¨¨,-†*%¤#@
#¤%*†-,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,-†*%¤#
¤%*†-,¨¨¨¨ ¤¤¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤¤¤ ¨¨¨¨,-†*%¤
%*†-,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,-†*%
*†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†*
†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†
*†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†*
%*†-,¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨,-†*%
¤%*†-,¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨,-†*%¤
#¤%*†-,¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨,-†*%¤#
@#¤%*†-,¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨,-†*%¤#@
#@#¤%*†-,¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨,-†*%¤#@#
@#¤%*†-,¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨,-†*%¤#@
#¤%*†-,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,-†*%¤#
¤%*†-,¨¨¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨¨¨,-†*%¤
%*†-,¨¨¨¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨¨¨¨,-†*%
*†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†*
†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†
*†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†*
%*†-,¨¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨¨,-†*%
¤%*†-,¨¨¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨¨¨,-†*%¤
#¤%*†-,¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨,-†*%¤#
@#¤%*†-,¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨,-†*%¤#@
#@#¤%*†-,¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨,-†*%¤#@#
@#¤%*†-,¨¨ ¨¨,-†*%¤#@
#¤%*†-,¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨,-†*%¤#
¤%*†-,¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨,-†*%¤
%*†-,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,-†*%
*†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†*
†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†
*†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†*
%*†-,¨¨¨¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨¨¨,-†*%
¤%*†-,¨¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨¨,-†*%¤
#¤%*†-,¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨,-†*%¤#
@#¤%*†-,¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨,-†*%¤#@
#@#¤%*†-,¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨,-†*%¤#@#
@#¤%*†-,¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨,-†*%¤#@
#¤%*†-,¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨,-†*%¤#
¤%*†-,¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨¨¨¨,-†*%¤
%*†-,¨¨¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨¨¨,-†*%
*†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†*
†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¤¤ † ¤¤ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†
*†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†*
%*†-,¨¨¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨¨¨,-†*%
¤%*†-,¨¨¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨¨¨,-†*%¤
#¤%*†-,¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨,-†*%¤#
@#¤%*†-,¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨,-†*%¤#@
#@#¤%*†-,¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨,-†*%¤#@#
@#¤%*†-,¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨,-†*%¤#@
#¤%*†-,¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨,-†*%¤#
¤%*†-,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,-†*%¤
%*†-,¨¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨¨,-†*%
*†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†*
†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¤ † ¤ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†
*†-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-†*
%*†-,¨¨¨¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨¨¨¨,-†*%
¤%*†-,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,-†*%¤
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