The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began  A  Thousand Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The Day She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve  She Sold Her Wares,  And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked About  The  Golden  M. 
 The Old Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became  A Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough  There Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid  The  Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named 
 Nicholas   Found  The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As  Such He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good  Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That Of  A Cook, And Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind Of  A Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T  Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In The  Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed   To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About  How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up  On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out  That  Earth Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His  Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!