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%\«~,,,,,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,,,,,~«\%
$%\«~,,,,, \\\ MC DONALDS \\\ ,,,,,~«\%$
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£§$%\«~,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,~«\%$§£
#£§$%\«~,, ,,~«\%$§£#
##£§$%\«~, ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ ,~«\%$§£##
#£§$%\«~,, ~ NUGGETS ~ ,,~«\%$§£#
£§$%\«~,,, ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ ,,,~«\%$§£
§$%\«~,,,, ~ FRIES ~ ,,,,~«\%$§
$%\«~,,,,, ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ,,,,,~«\%$
%\«~,,,,,, ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ ,,,,,,~«\%
\«~,,,,,,, ~ BIG MAC ~ ,,,,,,,~«\
«~,,,,,,,, ~ COFFEE ~ ,,,,,,,,~«
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,,,,,,,,,, §§§§§ \ §§§§§ ,,,,,,,,,,
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«~,,,,,,,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,,,,,,,~«
\«~,,,,,,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,,,,,,~«\
%\«~,,,,,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,,,,,~«\%
$%\«~,,,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,,,~«\%$
§$%\«~,,,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,,~«\%$§
£§$%\«~,,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,,~«\%$§£
#£§$%\«~,, ,,~«\%$§£#
##£§$%\«~, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,~«\%$§£##
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£§$%\«~,,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,,~«\%$§£
§$%\«~,,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,,,~«\%$§
$%\«~,,,,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,,,,~«\%$
%\«~,,,,,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,,,,,~«\%
\«~,,,,,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,,,,,,~«\
«~,,,,,,,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,,,,,,,~«
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,,,,,,,,,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,,,,,,,,,
~,,,,,,,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,,,,,,,,~
«~,,,,,,,, ~, THE GOLDEN M ,~ ,,,,,,,,~«
\«~,,,,,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,,,,,~«\
%\«~,,,,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,,,,~«\%
$%\«~,,,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,,,~«\%$
§$%\«~,,,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,,,~«\%$§
£§$%\«~,,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,,~«\%$§£
#£§$%\«~,, ,,~«\%$§£#
##£§$%\«~, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,~«\%$§£##
#£§$%\«~,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,~«\%$§£#
£§$%\«~,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,~«\%$§£
§$%\«~,,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,,~«\%$§
$%\«~,,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,,,~«\%$
%\«~,,,,,, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,,,,,,~«\%
\«~,,,,,,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,,,,,,~«\
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~,,,,,,,,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,,,,,,,,~
,,,,,,,,,, FOREVER. ,,,,,,,,,,
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%\«~,,,,,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,,,,,~«\%
$%\«~,,,,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,,,,~«\%$
§$%\«~,,,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,,,~«\%$§
£§$%\«~,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,~«\%$§£
#£§$%\«~,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,~«\%$§£#
##£§$%\«~, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,~«\%$§£##
#£§$%\«~,, ,,~«\%$§£#
£§$%\«~,,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,,~«\%$§£
§$%\«~,,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,,~«\%$§
$%\«~,,,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,,,~«\%$
%\«~,,,,,, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,,,,,,~«\%
\«~,,,,,,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,,,,,,~«\
«~,,,,,,,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,,,,,,,~«
~,,,,,,,,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,,,,,,,,~
,,,,,,,,,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,,,,,,,,,
~,,,,,,,,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,,,,,,,,~
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\«~,,,,,,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,,,,,,~«\
%\«~,,,,,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,,,,,~«\%
$%\«~,,,,, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,,,,,~«\%$
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£§$%\«~,,, WHICH HE DID. ,,,~«\%$§£
#£§$%\«~,, ,,~«\%$§£#
##£§$%\«~, §§ \ §§ ,~«\%$§£##
#£§$%\«~,, ,,~«\%$§£#
£§$%\«~,,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,,~«\%$§£
§$%\«~,,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,,~«\%$§
$%\«~,,,,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,,,,~«\%$
%\«~,,,,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,,,,~«\%
\«~,,,,,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,,,,,~«\
«~,,,,,,,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,,,,,,,~«
~,,,,,,,,, LIKED IT! ,,,,,,,,,~
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~,,,,,,,,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,,,,,,,,~
«~,,,,,,,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,,,,,,,~«
\«~,,,,,,, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,,,,,,,~«\
%\«~,,,,,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,,,,,~«\%
$%\«~,,,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,,,~«\%$
§$%\«~,,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,,~«\%$§
£§$%\«~,,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,,~«\%$§£
#£§$%\«~,, ,,~«\%$§£#
##£§$%\«~, § \ § ,~«\%$§£##
#£§$%\«~,, ,,~«\%$§£#
£§$%\«~,,, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,,,~«\%$§£
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