##££%%~^,, ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, ,, ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ ,, ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, ##££%% M %%££## ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, ^ NUGGETS ^ ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, ^ FRIES ^ ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, ^ BIG MAC ^ ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, ^ COFFEE ^ ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, £££££ ; £££££ ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, ^, THE GOLDEN M ,^ ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, NEW AND FRESH. ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, FOREVER. ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, £££ ; £££ ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, WHICH HE DID. ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, ££ ; ££ ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, LIKED IT! ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, ,,^~%%££##
###££%%~^, £ ; £ ,^~%%££###
##££%%~^,, ,,^~%%££##
#££%%~^,,, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,,,^~%%££#
££%%~^,,,, ,,,,^~%%££
£%%~^,,,,, ,,,,,^~%%£
££%%~^,,,, ,,,,^~%%££
#££%%~^,,, ,,,^~%%££#
##££%%~^,, ,,^~%%££##