The  Golden          
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A  Thousand Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long. In The Day  She  Slept,  In 
 The  Eve She Sold Her  Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years,  MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About  The Golden M. 
 The Old  Tavern Had Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became  A Little Too Well 
 Known.  The   Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There  Came A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid  The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas   Found  The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of A  Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity. However  He 
 Was  Kind  Of A Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In The  Process  Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His   Food,    He   Vowed    To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He  Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out That  Earth Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out Of  The Cart By 
 A Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And  Quickly Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!