the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the day  she slept,  in 
 the eve  she sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years, marigolds  food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about  the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that  of a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind of a  hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out of  the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!