the  golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long.  in  the  day she slept,  in 
 the eve  she sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the  golden m. 
 the  old tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there  came a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook,  and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of  a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the  process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much  about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!