the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a  thousand years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a tavern  after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long. in  the  day  she  slept, in 
 the eve  she sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became a  little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook, and  even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was kind of a  hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in the  process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out  that earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!