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;~^....... ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; .......^~;
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^......... WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR .........^
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;~^....... ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ .......^~;
$;~^...... ^ NUGGETS ^ ......^~;$
£$;~^..... ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ .....^~;$£
§£$;~^.... ^ FRIES ^ ....^~;$£§
@§£$;~^... ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ...^~;$£§@
#@§£$;~^.. ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ..^~;$£§@#
##@§£$;~^. ^ BIG MAC ^ .^~;$£§@##
#@§£$;~^.. ^ COFFEE ^ ..^~;$£§@#
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$;~^...... IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ......^~;$
;~^....... LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK .......^~;
~^........ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ........^~
^......... FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. .........^
~^........ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ........^~
;~^....... REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. .......^~;
$;~^...... ......^~;$
£$;~^..... BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. .....^~;$£
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@§£$;~^... SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ...^~;$£§@
#@§£$;~^.. BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ..^~;$£§@#
##@§£$;~^. OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME .^~;$£§@##
#@§£$;~^.. PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ..^~;$£§@#
@§£$;~^... THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ...^~;$£§@
§£$;~^.... NIGHT SHE POACHED. ....^~;$£§
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$;~^...... AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ......^~;$
;~^....... HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT .......^~;
~^........ ^. THE GOLDEN M .^ ........^~
^......... AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. .........^
~^........ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ........^~
;~^....... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. .......^~;
$;~^...... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ......^~;$
£$;~^..... NEW AND FRESH. .....^~;$£
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@§£$;~^... HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ...^~;$£§@
#@§£$;~^.. KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ..^~;$£§@#
##@§£$;~^. TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND .^~;$£§@##
#@§£$;~^.. SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ..^~;$£§@#
@§£$;~^... HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ...^~;$£§@
§£$;~^.... TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ....^~;$£§
£$;~^..... AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. .....^~;$£
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;~^....... SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, .......^~;
~^........ FOREVER. ........^~
^......... .........^
~^........ §§§ ; §§§ ........^~
;~^....... .......^~;
$;~^...... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ......^~;$
£$;~^..... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A .....^~;$£
§£$;~^.... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ....^~;$£§
@§£$;~^... (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ...^~;$£§@
#@§£$;~^.. COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ..^~;$£§@#
##@§£$;~^. IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. .^~;$£§@##
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@§£$;~^... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ...^~;$£§@
§£$;~^.... THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ....^~;$£§
£$;~^..... QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE .....^~;$£
$;~^...... WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ......^~;$
;~^....... TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM .......^~;
~^........ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ........^~
^......... (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO .........^
~^........ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ........^~
;~^....... WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). .......^~;
$;~^...... ......^~;$
£$;~^..... ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING .....^~;$£
§£$;~^.... HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ....^~;$£§
@§£$;~^... KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ...^~;$£§@
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##@§£$;~^. WHICH HE DID. .^~;$£§@##
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§£$;~^.... ....^~;$£§
£$;~^..... WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED .....^~;$£
$;~^...... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ......^~;$
;~^....... EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. .......^~;
~^........ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ........^~
^......... EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT .........^
~^........ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ........^~
;~^....... LIKED IT! .......^~;
$;~^...... ......^~;$
£$;~^..... THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY .....^~;$£
§£$;~^.... A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ....^~;$£§
@§£$;~^... RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ...^~;$£§@
#@§£$;~^.. WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ..^~;$£§@#
##@§£$;~^. FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO .^~;$£§@##
#@§£$;~^.. THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ..^~;$£§@#
@§£$;~^... OVER THE PLANET. ...^~;$£§@
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;~^....... AND THE REST IS HISTORY! .......^~;
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