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##@&£§\«:¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨:«\§£&@##
###@&£§«:¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨:«§£&@###
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##@&£§\«:¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨:«\§£&@##
##@&£§\«:¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨:«\§£&@##
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##@&£§\«:¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨:«\§£&@##
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##@&£§\«:¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨:«\§£&@##
###@&£§«:¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨:«§£&@###
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##@&£§\«:¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨:«\§£&@##
##@&£§\«:¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨:«\§£&@##
##@&£§\«:¨ LIKED IT! ¨:«\§£&@##
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##@&£§\«:¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨:«\§£&@##
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