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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^ ¨¨ ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ ¨¨ ^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ #@¶#%† M †%#¶@# ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ NUGGETS ^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ^ FRIES ^ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^ ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^† ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ †^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~^†% ^ BIG MAC ^ %†^~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~^†%# ^ COFFEE ^ #%†^~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~^†%#¶ ¶#%†^~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~^†%#¶@ ##### ^ ##### @¶#%†^~^¨¨
¨^~^†%#¶@# #@¶#%†^~^¨
¨¨^~^†%#¶@ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN @¶#%†^~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~^†%#¶ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¶#%†^~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~^†%# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #%†^~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~^†% FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. %†^~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^† IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE †^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^† ^¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨^ †^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~^†% AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. %†^~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~^†%# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #%†^~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~^†%#¶ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¶#%†^~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~^†%#¶@ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS @¶#%†^~^¨¨
¨^~^†%#¶@# NEW AND FRESH. #@¶#%†^~^¨
¨¨^~^†%#¶@ @¶#%†^~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~^†%#¶ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¶#%†^~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~^†%# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #%†^~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~^†% TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND %†^~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^† SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT †^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ### ^ ### ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^† COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW †^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~^†% IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. %†^~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~^†%# #%†^~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~^†%#¶ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¶#%†^~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~^†%#¶@ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE @¶#%†^~^¨¨
¨^~^†%#¶@# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #@¶#%†^~^¨
¨¨^~^†%#¶@ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP @¶#%†^~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~^†%#¶ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¶#%†^~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~^†%# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #%†^~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~^†% (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO %†^~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^† QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND †^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ## ^ ## ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^† UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO †^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~^†% EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT %†^~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~^†%# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #%†^~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~^†%#¶ LIKED IT! ¶#%†^~^¨¨¨
¨¨^~^†%#¶@ @¶#%†^~^¨¨
¨^~^†%#¶@# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #@¶#%†^~^¨
¨¨^~^†%#¶@ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO @¶#%†^~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~^†%#¶ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¶#%†^~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~^†%# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #%†^~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~^†% FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO %†^~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^† THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL †^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~^ OVER THE PLANET. ^~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ # ^ # ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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