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*$†~-,,,,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,,,,-~†$*
#*$†~-,,,, ††† MC DONALDS ††† ,,,,-~†$*#
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###*$†~-,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,-~†$*###
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###*$†~-,, - CHEESEBURGER - ,,-~†$*###
##*$†~-,,, - NUGGETS - ,,,-~†$*##
#*$†~-,,,, - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - ,,,,-~†$*#
*$†~-,,,,, - FRIES - ,,,,,-~†$*
$†~-,,,,,, - CARBONATED WATER - ,,,,,,-~†$
†~-,,,,,,, - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - ,,,,,,,-~†
~-,,,,,,,, - BIG MAC - ,,,,,,,,-~
†~-,,,,,,, - COFFEE - ,,,,,,,-~†
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*$†~-,,,,, §§§§§ † §§§§§ ,,,,,-~†$*
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##*$†~-,,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,,-~†$*##
###*$†~-,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,-~†$*###
####*$†~-, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,-~†$*####
###*$†~-,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,-~†$*###
##*$†~-,,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,-~†$*##
#*$†~-,,,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,,,-~†$*#
*$†~-,,,,, ,,,,,-~†$*
$†~-,,,,,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,,,,,-~†$
†~-,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,-~†
~-,,,,,,,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,,,,,,,-~
†~-,,,,,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,,,,,,-~†
$†~-,,,,,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,,,,,-~†$
*$†~-,,,,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,,,,-~†$*
#*$†~-,,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,,,-~†$*#
##*$†~-,,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,,-~†$*##
###*$†~-,, ,,-~†$*###
####*$†~-, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,-~†$*####
###*$†~-,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,-~†$*###
##*$†~-,,, -, THE GOLDEN M ,- ,,,-~†$*##
#*$†~-,,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,,-~†$*#
*$†~-,,,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,,,-~†$*
$†~-,,,,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,,,,-~†$
†~-,,,,,,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,,,,,,-~†
~-,,,,,,,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,,,,,,,-~
†~-,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,-~†
$†~-,,,,,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,,,,,-~†$
*$†~-,,,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,,,-~†$*
#*$†~-,,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,,-~†$*#
##*$†~-,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,-~†$*##
###*$†~-,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,-~†$*###
####*$†~-, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,-~†$*####
###*$†~-,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,-~†$*###
##*$†~-,,, ,,,-~†$*##
#*$†~-,,,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,,,-~†$*#
*$†~-,,,,, FOREVER. ,,,,,-~†$*
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†~-,,,,,,, §§§ † §§§ ,,,,,,,-~†
~-,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,-~
†~-,,,,,,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,,,,,,-~†
$†~-,,,,,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,,,,,-~†$
*$†~-,,,,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,,,,-~†$*
#*$†~-,,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,,-~†$*#
##*$†~-,,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,,-~†$*##
###*$†~-,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,-~†$*###
####*$†~-, ,-~†$*####
###*$†~-,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,-~†$*###
##*$†~-,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,-~†$*##
#*$†~-,,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,,-~†$*#
*$†~-,,,,, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,,,,,-~†$*
$†~-,,,,,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,,,,,-~†$
†~-,,,,,,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,,,,,,-~†
~-,,,,,,,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,,,,,,,-~
†~-,,,,,,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,,,,,,-~†
$†~-,,,,,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,,,,,-~†$
*$†~-,,,,, ,,,,,-~†$*
#*$†~-,,,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,,,-~†$*#
##*$†~-,,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,,-~†$*##
###*$†~-,, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,,-~†$*###
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###*$†~-,, WHICH HE DID. ,,-~†$*###
##*$†~-,,, ,,,-~†$*##
#*$†~-,,,, §§ † §§ ,,,,-~†$*#
*$†~-,,,,, ,,,,,-~†$*
$†~-,,,,,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,,,,,-~†$
†~-,,,,,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,,,,,-~†
~-,,,,,,,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,,,,,,,-~
†~-,,,,,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,,,,,-~†
$†~-,,,,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,,,,-~†$
*$†~-,,,,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,,,,-~†$*
#*$†~-,,,, LIKED IT! ,,,,-~†$*#
##*$†~-,,, ,,,-~†$*##
###*$†~-,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,-~†$*###
####*$†~-, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,-~†$*####
###*$†~-,, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,,-~†$*###
##*$†~-,,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,,-~†$*##
#*$†~-,,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,,-~†$*#
*$†~-,,,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,,,-~†$*
$†~-,,,,,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,,,,,-~†$
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$†~-,,,,,, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,,,,,,-~†$
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