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..........              ==@  Life  @==              ..........
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......==*@ = = @  A Multitude Of Definitions @  = = @*==......
.....==*@# =   @   Does   Not   Help.   We    @   = #@*==.....
....==*@## @     Can     Say     "Life     Is     @ ##@*==....
...==*@### =   @   What    We   Are,   And   @    = ###@*==...
..==*@#### =  =  @  What  Things  Like  Us  @  =  = ####@*==..
...==*@### =   @   Are",   But   Then    We   @   = ###@*==...
....==*@## @    Must    Also    Define    What    @ ##@*==....
.....==*@# =  @  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  @  = #@*==.....
......==*@ = =  @  Entails,  How  It  Should @ =  = @*==......
.......==* =   @  Be   Measured,   Who   Or   @   = *==.......
........== @    What    Is    The    Arbiter,     @ ==........
.........= =  @   And   So   Instead   There   @  = =.........
.......... =    =   @   Is   This   Internationally ..........
.......... Sanctioned      List      @     =      = ..........
.......... =  = = =  @  Of  Criteria  @  =  =  =  = ..........
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.......... - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      ..........
.......... - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  ..........
.......... - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  ..........
.........= - Life Can Steal                         =.........
........== - Life Can Be Cursed                     ==........
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