.......:~=                                          =~:.......
......:~=%                                          %=~:......
.....:~=%$                                          $%=~:.....
....:~=%$¤                                          ¤$%=~:....
...:~=%$¤@                                          @¤$%=~:...
..:~=%$¤@#              ## .:~~~:. ##               #@¤$%=~:..
.:~=%$¤@## ~~~~~~~~  #   Egg   Eater   #   ~~~~~~~~ ##@¤$%=~:.
..:~=%$¤@#               ## .:~~~:. ##              #@¤$%=~:..
...:~=%$¤@                                          @¤$%=~:...
....:~=%$¤                                          ¤$%=~:....
.....:~=%$ Absolutely  Spherical Egg.  Find  It  On $%=~:.....
......:~=%    Large Sandy Beaches, Upshore Where    %=~:......
.......:~= DuneS  Meet  Shadowy  PineS.  Teal  Egg, =~:.......
........:~                                          ~:........
.........: Makes  Some  Sentient  Bird   Or   Other :.........
..........    Warm-Blooded Creature. Lanky Meat,    ..........
..........  Incredible Meat Inside, Mostly Tendons. ..........
..........           Slithery But Strong.           ..........
..........                                          ..........
.......... The Egg  Has  An Opening. The Egg  Has A ..........
.......... Belly  Button.  Looks   Like  A   Rubber ..........
.......... Vortex, The  Crust Gets Soft And Becomes ..........
..........                 A Hole.                  ..........
..........                                          ..........
.........:           # ...:~~~~~~~~:... #           :.........
........:~                                          ~:........
.......:~= And   On   These   Beaches   There'S   A =~:.......
......:~=%     Particular Snake Or Lizard Which     %=~:......
.....:~=%$ Certainly  Eats  InsectS   Most  Of  The $%=~:.....
....:~=%$¤ Time, But  It  Knows A Good Belly Button ¤$%=~:....
...:~=%$¤@ When  It Sees One,  And  Knows To  Enter @¤$%=~:...
..:~=%$¤@#                  The Egg                 #@¤$%=~:..
.:~=%$¤@##                                          ##@¤$%=~:.
..:~=%$¤@# It  Will Crawl  Into  The  Teal  Sphere, #@¤$%=~:..
...:~=%$¤@ Disappear Completely  And Eat It All Up, @¤$%=~:...
....:~=%$¤ Ruining   The  Integrity  Of  The   Egg. ¤$%=~:....
.....:~=%$        Destroying The Inhabitant.        $%=~:.....
......:~=%                                          %=~:......
.......:~= It'S  A  Grisly  Sight  When  It  Cracks =~:.......
........:~ Open,   The  Reptile  Taking  The  Quick ~:........
.........:  Exit, Emerging Bloodied And Victorious  :.........
..........              And Satisfied~~             ..........
..........                                          ..........
..........                                          ..........
..........                                          ..........
..........                                          ..........
..........                                          ..........