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,.~/^*#### ,         .    TR OH EIGHT    .        , ####*^/~.,
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,.~/^*####             THE SMOOTH BOY!              ####*^/~.,
,,,..~/*## ROLAND  BOTIQUE  REMAKE   OF  THE  GREAT ##*/~..,,,
.~/^*#####          ~,~ EIGHT OH EIGHT ~,~          #####*^/~.
,.~/^*####             FROM THE EIGHTIES            ####*^/~.,
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,.~/^*#### "IT CAME  TO  ME IN A DREAM" AS THEY SAY ####*^/~.,
,,,,,~/^*# AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE #*^/~,,,,,
,.~/^*#### MADE, AND  THE RIGHT ANSWER IS THAT  YOU ####*^/~.,
,.~/^^**## HAVE  WHATEVER  YOU HAVE, SOMETHING AKIN ##**^^/~.,
,.~/^*#### TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR ####*^/~.,
,.~/^*####    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    ####*^/~.,
,.~/^*#### SLEEP BABY)  MAKING  AT LAST  THE TEA... ####*^/~.,
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,,,,,~^### BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE  RECLUSIVE AND ###^~,,,,,
,,,,,~^### WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE THEM ###^~,,,,,
,.~/^*#### WHAT THEY  WANT  - A REALLY REALLY CRISP ####*^/~.,
,,,,../**#  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, #**/..,,,,
,.~/^*#### HIHATS OR NO  HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG ####*^/~.,
,,,,./^^*# DECAY  AND  THE TOMS, THE BEP  BEP  BOP, #*^^/.,,,,
,.~/^*#### BAP,   A  QUIESCENT  SNARE...  A   CRISP ####*^/~.,
,,,,,,./*#           BITE... COWBELL....?           #*/.,,,,,,
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,.~/^*#### AND  THATS  WHY  YOU  NEED  THE   REMAKE ####*^/~.,
,.~/^*#### BECAUSE  THE ORIGINAL ONE IS IN A MUSEUM ####*^/~.,
,,,,./^*## GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. ##*^/.,,,,
,,,,,~/*## PLUS,  BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW ONE RUNS ##*/~,,,,,
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