TR OH EIGHT             
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE  REMAKE   OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
             FROM THE EIGHTIES            
                                          
 "IT CAME TO ME IN  A DREAM" AS  THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE,  AND THE RIGHT ANSWER IS  THAT YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER  YOU HAVE, SOMETHING  AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP  BABY) MAKING  AT LAST  THE TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE  RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT THEY WANT -  A REALLY  REALLY CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS OR NO  HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND THE TOMS, THE  BEP  BEP  BOP, 
 BAP,  A   QUIESCENT  SNARE...   A  CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS   WHY  YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE  THE ORIGINAL ONE IS IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW ONE  RUNS 
              ON AA BATTERIES