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             The Smooth Boy!              
 Roland  Botique   Remake  Of  The  Great 
           Eight oh eight           
             From The Eighties            
                                          
 "It Came  To Me  In A Dream" As They Say 
 And  I  Thought  About  How  Dreams  Are 
 Made, And The Right Answer  Is That  You 
 Have  Whatever  You Have, Something Akin 
 To   Dried   HerbS   (Those   Are   Your 
    Thoughts) Adding Hot Water (That'S    
 Sleep  Baby) Making  At  Last The Tea... 
                                          
 But The Real Diamonds  Are Reclusive And 
 Will Not  Appear  Until  You  Give  Them 
 What  They Want  - A Really Really Crisp 
 And Smooth Eight oh eight Transmission,  
 Hihats Or  No Hihats, Kick With The Long 
 Decay  And The  TomS, The  Bep Bep  Bop, 
 Bap,   A  Quiescent  Snare...  A   Crisp 
           Bite... Cowbell....?           
                                          
 And  Thats   Why  You  Need  The  Remake 
 Because  The Original One Is In A Museum 
 Guarded By Armed Men Sworn To The Cause. 
 Plus, Being A Botique, The New One  Runs 
              On Aa Batteries