TR OH EIGHT             
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE   REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
            FROM THE EIGHTIES             
                                          
 "IT CAME  TO ME IN A DREAM" AS  THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE RIGHT  ANSWER IS  THAT YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER  YOU HAVE,  SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP  BABY)  MAKING AT LAST  THE TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS  ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE THEM 
 WHAT THEY  WANT - A REALLY  REALLY CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH  THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND THE  TOMS, THE  BEP BEP  BOP, 
 BAP,  A   QUIESCENT  SNARE...  A   CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS   WHY  YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL  ONE IS IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE,  THE NEW ONE RUNS 
             ON AA BATTERIES