TR OH EIGHT             
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE   REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
             FROM THE EIGHTIES            
                                          
 "IT CAME  TO ME IN A DREAM"  AS THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE,  AND THE RIGHT ANSWER IS THAT  YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER  YOU HAVE,  SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP  BABY)  MAKING  AT LAST THE TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE  AND 
 WILL NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT  THEY WANT - A REALLY  REALLY CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS OR NO  HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND  THE  TOMS, THE BEP BEP  BOP, 
 BAP,   A  QUIESCENT   SNARE...  A  CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS  WHY  YOU  NEED  THE   REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS IN  A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE,  THE NEW ONE RUNS 
             ON AA BATTERIES