TR OH EIGHT             
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE  REMAKE  OF  THE   GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
             FROM THE EIGHTIES            
                                          
 "IT CAME TO  ME IN A  DREAM" AS THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE RIGHT ANSWER  IS THAT  YOU 
 HAVE  WHATEVER  YOU HAVE, SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY)  MAKING AT  LAST THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE  AND 
 WILL  NOT APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT  THEY WANT -  A REALLY REALLY CRISP 
 AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION,  
 HIHATS OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH  THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND  THE  TOMS, THE BEP BEP  BOP, 
 BAP,  A   QUIESCENT  SNARE...  A   CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS  WHY   YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS IN A  MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE  NEW ONE RUNS 
             ON AA BATTERIES