TR OH EIGHT             
                                          
                         
                                          
              THE SMOOTH BOY!             
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE   REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
             FROM THE EIGHTIES            
                                          
 "IT CAME TO  ME IN A DREAM" AS THEY  SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE  RIGHT ANSWER IS  THAT YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER  YOU HAVE, SOMETHING  AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY) MAKING AT  LAST  THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE  RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT THEY WANT  - A REALLY REALLY  CRISP 
 AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION,  
 HIHATS  OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND  THE  TOMS, THE  BEP BEP BOP, 
 BAP,  A  QUIESCENT  SNARE...   A   CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS  WHY  YOU  NEED  THE   REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS IN  A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE  NEW ONE RUNS 
              ON AA BATTERIES