I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!