I Love  Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!