I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots.  I Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!