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.,=†=@@&@¶  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¶@&@@=†=,.
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,:~;§%&¶## however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs ##¶&%§;~:,
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,¨¨,.^:%@# police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them #@%:^.,¨¨,
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           * probably not true, idk