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,.,,¨.,.¨. #£=»~~~~»-~:,^-.¨¨...,¨,.~~,,«~==~»«==%# .¨.,.¨,,.,
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,.,,.,¨,,, shoplifters  know aldi  alarm  tags only ,,,¨,.,,.,
...,,,..¨.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .¨..,,,...
.¨,¨.¨¨¨¨, know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ,¨¨¨¨.¨,¨.
,.¨.,¨.,..         trigger void mart alarms.        ..,.¨,.¨.,
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,.,,,...,. however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs .,...,,,.,
,,..,,,,,. can  be  put on  you as a punishment  by .,,,,,..,,
..¨,¨,..¨, police,  and   you  are   to  wear  them ,¨..,¨,¨..
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¨¨¨¨~~\^*§ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ §*^\~~¨¨¨¨
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¨,--;=£§@# while this is distressing  at first  and #@§£=;--,¨
.,¨,~:*¤§@ can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most @§¤*:~,¨,.
,...~=:§¤£ store workers  are sympathetic  and will £¤§:=~...,
.,,¨,,»=$& let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. &$=»,,¨,,.
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           * probably not true, idk