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¨¨..¨,.==* shoplifters  know aldi  alarm tags  only *==.,¨..¨¨
,.¨,.¨,~«/  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  /«~,¨.,¨.,
¨,¨.¨,.¨^» know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only »^¨.,¨.¨,¨
,¨,¨¨..¨,^         trigger void mart alarms.        ^,¨..¨¨,¨,
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..¨.,,~-=* can  be  put on  you as a punishment  by *=-~,,.¨..
.,,...=;§$ police,   and  you  are   to  wear  them $§;=...,,.
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¨¨.¨,.,--/ can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most /--,.,¨.¨¨
.,..¨,.,^- store workers  are sympathetic  and will -^,.,¨..,.
...¨¨,¨,¨, let   you   go   if   you    ask   them. ,¨,¨,¨¨...
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           * probably not true, idk