.,~;=%#@##                                          ##@#%=;~,.
..,~;=%#@#                                          #@#%=;~,..
.,~;=%#@##                                          ##@#%=;~,.
..,~;=%#@#                                          #@#%=;~,..
.,~;=%#@##                                          ##@#%=;~,.
..,~;=%#@#        LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS        #@#%=;~,..
.,~;=%#@##                                          ##@#%=;~,.
¨.~«=^*¤## .,.¨¨.¨.,.,,.,¨,¨¨,,.,.,¨,,,.,.,..¨,¨.¨¨ ##¤*^=«~.¨
.~~:^£§@## ,,¨¨...¨,,...¨,.¨,¨¨..¨¨¨¨.¨..,¨.¨¨¨.... ##@§£^:~~.
¨,~-/§£&## ¨....  LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS  ¨¨¨¨¨ ##&£§/-~,¨
¨.-*=£¤### ,¨,¨¨.,¨.¨.¨.¨.¨¨¨,.¨...,..,.,.,..,¨.¨¨. ###¤£=*-.¨
¨.,=^*¤§## ¨¨¨¨..¨¨,.,¨..¨¨,,¨,¨,,..¨,.,.,¨¨¨,,,.¨, ##§¤*^=,.¨
¨.«/%$@###                                          ###@$%/«.¨
.,,=;$&@##     »~-~~~--~-»~»-~»»-=-~=-»=-=~«~~      ##@&$;=,,.
,,-:^£#@##      = THINGS I'VE BOUGHT IN SHOPS ~     ##@#£^:-,,
,¨~~/$¤¤@#      ~=~»===--~-~~==«»»~»~~~===~««~»     #@¤¤$/~~¨,
,,«;%££###                                          ###££%;«,,
¨¨.»\%£@##  TEAL TAPE PLAYER WITH TOO MANY BUTTONS  ##@£%\».¨¨
¨,-†=*§@##                                          ##@§*=†-,¨
..^=†%$¤##   A CRATE OF USED IBM FLOPPY DISKS - A   ##¤$%†=^..
.--;§*§@##         CENT FOR THE WHOLE THING         ##@§*§;--.
¨.-~;%£&##                                          ##&£%;~-.¨
.~~*=$£###   BRAND NEW FLOPPY DISKS IN ALUMINUM OR  ###£$=*~~.
¨,-«:*§¤##               CLEAR PLASTIC              ##¤§*:«-,¨
,,=*†@§@##                                          ##@§@†*=,,
¨.,«^=£§@#       IKEA/TE FREKVENS MICROPHONES       #@§£=^«,.¨
.:-/%&¤###                                          ###¤&%/-:.
.,~=;=£@@#                 NY FATCAP                #@@£=;=~,.
,,~=%$§###                                          ###§$%=~,,
.,.«:§%£@# MULTILEVEL FOLD-OUT COPPER/GLASS MIRROR  #@£%§:«.,.
,--;§%§###  (COULD REFLECT SUNLIGHT EVEN WITHOUT A  ###§%§;--,
,,^-*§&¤##        LINE OF SIGHT TO THE SUN)         ##¤&§*-^,,
.:~†*@¤@##                                          ##@¤@*†~:.
¨¨:~^**&@#   TWO SUPER LONG GRUNDIG DICTAPHONES IN  #@&**^~:¨¨
.,~\^£¤###         PURPLE/PINK GOLD COLOURS         ###¤£^\~,.
...-*%$#@#                                          #@#$%*-...
,~-=$%£###         PEBBLE-SIZED COINS WITH          ###£%$=-~,
,.:=^%@£##           PLAYSTATION SYMBOLS            ##£@%^=:.,
¨,~††£§###                                          ###§£††~,¨
¨.,«;^$§@# COLLECTION OF TWO CENTIMETER HIGH AMBER  #@§$^;«,.¨
¨~-^^£&###    FIGURINES OF VARIOUS CREATURES AND    ###&£^^-~¨
,,,~:*$@##                CHARACTERS                ##@$*:~,,,
.,~^*§#@##                                          ##@#§*^~,.
,,,=^%&£##                                          ##£&%^=,,,
¨,~†^@@###                                          ###@@^†~,¨
.,,»;%@¤@#        «-«=»»~~==»-=--«~~~»-~»-»~«       #@¤@%;»,,.
.^»\$§£@##        « THINGS I'VE BEEN GIFTED «       ##@£§$\»^.
¨,:-;*£§##       -~~~«-~-»~-«»»~~=~»===-»«--        ##§£*;-:,¨
.,=**££###                                          ###££**=,.
.,.-;^&@##   A COMPUTER (LOOKED LIKE A GEN THREE    ##@&^;-.,.
..»/§%¤###  IMAC) FILLED WITH BLUEPRINTS FOR PLANES ###¤%§/»..
,¨.«^*@§##           AND SLEEK SPACESHIPS           ##§@*^«.¨,
,~~/%£¤###                                          ###¤£%/~~,
.,~-\%*@##  SIX BY THREE CM GLITTERY FURRY STICKER  ##@*%\-~,.
.:»^$¤¤###  (GRINNING PURPLE WOLF ON YELLOW-GREEN   ###¤¤$^»:.
¨.,=\§§£@#                 LEAVES)                  #@£§§\=,.¨
¨:~;*%§###                                          ###§%*;~:¨
¨.,»;^¤¤@#     TINY METAL DRAGON/HORSE FIGURINE     #@¤¤^;»,.¨
¨-~*%*¤###                                          ###¤*%*~-¨
¨¨^-:*%¤##      OLD INSTANT CAMERA WITH THREE       ##¤%*:-^¨¨
¨-=:§§£###       DIMENSIONAL FOCUSING JOYSTICK      ###£§§:=-¨
,,,-†^§§##                                          ##§§^†-,,,
¨-~†$$§###   PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY TEETH AND TONGUE,    ###§$$†~-¨
..:»;*$#@#        TAKEN FROM INSIDE MY MOUTH        #@#$*;»:..
¨-~;$%@@##                                          ##@@%$;~-¨
.,-~;%$#@#  MONSTER TRUCK-SIZED REGULAR CAR WITH A  #@#$%;~-,.
,.-/%%&###        MINIMUM SPEED OF FORTY KMH        ###&%%/-.,
¨,.~*^$§##                                          ##§$^*~.,¨
..~***####                                          ####***~..
,.-~=%$§##                                          ##§$%=~-.,
.~~†$@¤###         ~~=-»«~=»«~~»~~«--»--«-          ###¤@$†~~.
.,-«^$*@##          ~ STOLEN/FOUND THINGS -         ##@*$^«-,.
¨.»*$*#@##          -«~»»»-»--~--»-=«-~-=»«         ##@#*$*».¨
¨,,~/=&£##                                          ##£&=/~,,¨
.^=\^§§###    STRANGE AND VERY LARGE FLASH CARD     ###§§^\=^.
,.:~†%$§@#                                          #@§$%†~:.,
¨,-†*§####    CASSETTE TAPE TAGGED WITH BLUE INK    ####§*†-,¨
,¨,»:†£&##                                          ##&£†:»,¨,
,--;†§####  STICKER SHEET (TINY FOXES DOING VARIOUS ####§†;--,
,¨~»^$$#@#            FACIAL EXPRESSIONS)           #@#$$^»~¨,
,--\=%@###                                          ###@%=\--,
..~»\$£&@#    LOTS OF TOOTHPICK-SIZED DRIPPY PENS   #@&£$\»~..
.-~=§£####         WITH FLUORESCENT NEON INK        ####£§=~-.
..,»=§$¤##                                          ##¤$§=»,..
,~~/*$§###   MIRROR THAT SHOWS YOU POST-TRANSITION  ###§$*/~~,
¨¨^~*%§###                                          ###§%*~^¨¨
..»^%%&###                                          ###&%%^»..
..,-:§@£@#                                          #@£@§:-,..
,,«***¤@##                                          ##@¤***«,,
,,:~\%*¤##                                          ##¤*%\~:,,