(1C4RUS)                 
                                          
 1   H4D   TH1S   1D34  TH4T   YOU  COULD 
  CONSTRUCT R34L1TY CHECKS (4S FOR LUC1D  
 DR34M1NG,  WH3RE YOU'D  L34RN TH1S H4B1T 
 OF  TRY1NG TO  SN34K1LY  BR34K TH3 RUL3S 
 OF  C4USAL1TY  OR   PHYS1CS,   SUCH   4S 
 FL1PPING  4  L1GHT SW1TCH  TO S3E 1F  1T 
 4CTUALLY   TURNS   OFF  TH3  L1GHTS,  OR 
 TRY1NG  TO  G3T  YOUR  H4NDS   TO  PH4S3 
 TOG3THER. TH3 THOUGHT B31NG TH4T  1F 4NY 
 OF TH3 "CH3CKS"  4CTUALLY  WORK3D, YOU'D 
 KNOW   YOU  W3RE  DR34M1NG)  FOR  D4TURA 
                 PL4NTS.                  
                                          
 1  THOUGHT, YOU COULD  G3T  1N TH3 H4B1T 
 OF THROW1NG TH1NGS  ON  TH3 GROUND, L1K3 
    P3NS. M34NT TO PORTR4Y C1G4R3TTES,    
 B3C4USE 3VERYONE  WHO DO3S D4TURA SMOK3S 
 C1G4R3TTES.  (TH3Y 1N  F4CT  4R3N'T, 4ND 
 SO   SOON3R  OR   L4T3R  TH3  C1G4R3TTES 
 D1S4PP3AR,  4ND TH3Y S34RCH  TH3 GROUND, 
 BUT  NOTH1NG'S TH3RE.) THROW1NG P3NS  ON 
 TH3 GROUND 4ND  P1CKING  TH3M  B4CK  UP. 
 4ND B3 R34LLY  CONC3RNED 1F TH3Y W3REN'T 
               TO B3 TH3RE.               
                                          
 TH1S  1S  PROB4BLY  NOT  HOW  D3L1RI4NTS 
 WORK.    BUT   1   H4D   TH3    THOUGHT.