I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!