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¨,~*%$§¶## ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ##¶§$%*~,¨
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¨¨¨,~*%$§¶ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¶§$%*~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~*%$§¶# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #¶§$%*~,¨¨
¨,~*%$§¶## TO COME TO HARM. ##¶§$%*~,¨
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¨¨¨,~*%$§¶ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¶§$%*~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~*%$§¶# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #¶§$%*~,¨¨
¨,~*%$§¶## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##¶§$%*~,¨
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¨¨¨,~*%$§¶ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¶§$%*~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~*%$§¶# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #¶§$%*~,¨¨
¨,~*%$§¶## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##¶§$%*~,¨
¨¨,~*%$§¶# SECOND LAWS. #¶§$%*~,¨¨
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¨¨,~*%$§¶# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #¶§$%*~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~*%$§¶ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¶§$%*~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~*%$§¶# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #¶§$%*~,¨¨
¨,~*%$§¶## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##¶§$%*~,¨
¨¨,~*%$§¶# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #¶§$%*~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~*%$§¶ THINGS... ¶§$%*~,¨¨¨
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¨,~*%$§¶## THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##¶§$%*~,¨
¨¨,~*%$§¶# INSIDE. #¶§$%*~,¨¨
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