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##&&§=....           .=== Batteries ===.            ....=§&&##
###§&§^=:.                                          .:=^§&§###
###§&§^=:. Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, .:=^§&§###
###§&§^=:. Through Inaction,  Allow  A  Human Being .:=^§&§###
§§&&&§^=:.             To Come To Harm.             .:=^§&&&§§
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###§&§^=:. A Battery  Must Obey The Orders Given It .:=^§&§###
§§§=...... By   Human   Beings  Except  Where  Such ......=§§§
###§&§^=:. Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. .:=^§&§###
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§&&§==:... A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ...:==§&&§
#§&&&§^=:. Existence As  Long  As  Such  Protection .:=^§&&&§#
####§§^=:. Does  Not  Conflict  With The  First  Or .:=^§§####
#§§§^:....               Second Laws.               ....:^§§§#
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#§§§===::.   These Things Power Almost Everything,  .::===§§§#
#§§^^^^=:. But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I .:=^^^^§§#
##§&&§^=:.   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   .:=^§&&§##
###§&§^=:.         Think Double A, Triple A,        .:=^§&§###
###§&§^=:.    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    .:=^§&§###
###§&§^=:.                 Things...                .:=^§&§###
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###§&§^=:. They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty .:=^§&§###
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