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.~-:*$§§§¶           .--- Batteries ---.            ¶§§§$*:-~.
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.~-:*$§¶## Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ##¶§$*:-~.
.~-:*$$§¶# Through Inaction,  Allow  A Human  Being #¶§$$*:-~.
.....-:*§¶             To Come To Harm.             ¶§*:-.....
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.~-:*$§¶## A Battery Must Obey  The Orders Given It ##¶§$*:-~.
.....~~:$§ By   Human  Beings  Except  Where   Such §$:~~.....
.~-:$§¶### Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ###¶§$:-~.
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.~-:**$$¶¶ A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ¶¶$$**:-~.
...~::$$§# Existence  As  Long  As  Such Protection #§$$::~...
.~-:*$§¶## Does  Not  Conflict  With The  First  Or ##¶§$*:-~.
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.~-:*$§¶##   These Things Power Almost Everything,  ##¶§$*:-~.
.~-:*$§¶## But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ##¶§$*:-~.
....~-*$¶#   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   #¶$*-~....
....~-***§        Think Double A, Triple A,         §***-~....
.~-:*$§¶##    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ##¶§$*:-~.
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.~-:*$§¶## They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ##¶§$*:-~.
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