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¨¨¨¨¨¨~^@# ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ #@^~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~^%@#### ####@%^~~¨
¨~~^@##@## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##@##@^~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~^%## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##%^~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~^%@##@# TO COME TO HARM. #@##@%^~~¨
¨~~^%@#### ####@%^~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~%@@# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #@@%~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~^%@#@## BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ##@#@%^~~¨
¨¨~~^^^%@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@%^^^~~¨¨
¨~~^%@##@# #@##@%^~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~^@## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##@^~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~^%@##@# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #@##@%^~~¨
¨~~^%@#### DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ####@%^~~¨
¨~~^%@#@## SECOND LAWS. ##@#@%^~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~%@## ##@%~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~^%@#### #### ####@%^~~¨
¨¨¨~~~~^@# #@^~~~~¨¨¨
¨~~^^^%@@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@@%^^^~~¨
¨~~^%@##@# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #@##@%^~~¨
¨¨¨~~^%##@ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. @##%^~~¨¨¨
¨~~^%@#@## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##@#@%^~~¨
¨¨¨~^^@### TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ###@^^~¨¨¨
¨~~~~%%%@# THINGS... #@%%%~~~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~^%@# #@%^~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~^%%%@#@ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY @#@%%%^~~¨
¨~~^%@##@@ INSIDE. @@##@%^~~¨
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