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###§%%†»~, BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ,~»†%%§###
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###§%%†»~, TO COME TO HARM. ,~»†%%§###
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#§%%†††»~, A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,~»†††%%§#
§%»~,,,,,, BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ,,,,,,~»%§
###§%%†»~, ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ,~»†%%§###
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###§%%†»~, EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ,~»†%%§###
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§%»~,,,,,, THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ,,,,,,~»%§
§%†»,,,,,, BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ,,,,,,»†%§
##§%%%†»~, SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ,~»†%%%§##
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