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,.-^**&¶## ##¶&**^-.,
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,.--^^*&&& &&&*^^--.,
.-^**&¶### ###¶&**^-.
,,,,,--*&& ,--- BATTERIES ---, &&*--,,,,,
,.-^**&¶## ##¶&**^-.,
,,,,.--*&# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #&*--.,,,,
,.-^**¶### THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ###¶**^-.,
,.-^**&¶¶# TO COME TO HARM. #¶¶&**^-.,
,,,,.^**&& &&**^.,,,,
,,,,,--^*& A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT &*^--,,,,,
,,,,,,-*&& BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH &&*-,,,,,,
,,,.^^^**¶ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¶**^^^.,,,
,,,,,,.^*¶ ¶*^.,,,,,,
,,,..^**¶¶ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¶¶**^..,,,
,.-^**&¶## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##¶&**^-.,
,.-^**&&&# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #&&&**^-.,
,.-^**&¶## SECOND LAWS. ##¶&**^-.,
,,,,.-**&¶ ¶&**-.,,,,
,,,,--**¶# #### #¶**--,,,,
,.-^*&¶### ###¶&*^-.,
,,,,.-^^*¶ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¶*^^-.,,,,
,.-^**&¶## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##¶&**^-.,
,.-^***&¶¶ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¶¶&***^-.,
,.-^**&¶¶# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #¶¶&**^-.,
,.--^^^^*¶ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¶*^^^^--.,
,,,,,,--*& THINGS... &*--,,,,,,
,.-^**&¶¶¶ ¶¶¶&**^-.,
,,.--***&& THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY &&***--.,,
,.-^**&¶¶¶ INSIDE. ¶¶¶&**^-.,
,.-^**&¶## ##¶&**^-.,
,.-^**&### ###&**^-.,
,.-^**&&¶# #¶&&**^-.,
,,,,--**&# #&**--,,,,
,,.---**&& &&**---.,,