,.-*$§@### ###@§$*-.,
,,.-*$§@## ##@§$*-.,,
,,,.-*$§@# #@§$*-.,,,
,,,,.-*$§@ @§$*-.,,,,
,,,.-*$§@# #@§$*-.,,,
,,.-*$§@## ,--- BATTERIES ---, ##@§$*-.,,
,.-*$§@### ###@§$*-.,
,,.-*$§@## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##@§$*-.,,
,,,.-*$§@# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #@§$*-.,,,
,,,,.-*$§@ TO COME TO HARM. @§$*-.,,,,
,,,.-*$§@# #@§$*-.,,,
,,.-*$§@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##@§$*-.,,
,.-*$§@### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ###@§$*-.,
,,.-*$§@## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##@§$*-.,,
,,,.-*$§@# #@§$*-.,,,
,,,,.-*$§@ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN @§$*-.,,,,
,,,.-*$§@# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #@§$*-.,,,
,,.-*$§@## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##@§$*-.,,
,.-*$§@### SECOND LAWS. ###@§$*-.,
,,.-*$§@## ##@§$*-.,,
,,,.-*$§@# #### #@§$*-.,,,
,,,,.-*$§@ @§$*-.,,,,
,,,.-*$§@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@§$*-.,,,
,,.-*$§@## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##@§$*-.,,
,.-*$§@### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###@§$*-.,
,,.-*$§@## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##@§$*-.,,
,,,.-*$§@# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #@§$*-.,,,
,,,,.-*$§@ THINGS... @§$*-.,,,,
,,,.-*$§@# #@§$*-.,,,
,,.-*$§@## THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##@§$*-.,,
,.-*$§@### INSIDE. ###@§$*-.,
,,.-*$§@## ##@§$*-.,,
,,,.-*$§@# #@§$*-.,,,
,,,,.-*$§@ @§$*-.,,,,
,,,.-*$§@# #@§$*-.,,,
,,.-*$§@## ##@§$*-.,,