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,.~:^£§@## THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ##@§£^:~.,
,.~:^£§@##             TO COME TO HARM.             ##@§£^:~.,
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,.~:^£§@@@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @@@§£^:~.,
,.~:^£§§§@ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH @§§§£^:~.,
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,.~:^£§@## A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ##@§£^:~.,
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