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,,~==%§# ,=== BATTERIES ===, ##&§%==~,,
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,,~==%§# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##&§%==~,,
,,,~==%§ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #&§%==~,,,
,,,,~==%§& TO COME TO HARM. &§%==~,,,,
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,,,,,,~==% A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT %==~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~== BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ==~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~= ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. =~,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SECOND LAWS. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,~ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~= BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I =~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~== SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ==~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~==% THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, %==~,,,,,,
,,,,,~==%§ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH §%==~,,,,,
,,,,~==%§& THINGS... &§%==~,,,,
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,,~==%§# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##&§%==~,,
,~==%§## INSIDE. ###&§%==~,
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