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,^=†%¤#### ,=== BATTERIES ===, ####¤%†=^,
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,,,^=†%¤## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##¤%†=^,,,
,,,,^=†%¤# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #¤%†=^,,,,
,,,,,^=†%¤ TO COME TO HARM. ¤%†=^,,,,,
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,,,,,,,^=† A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT †=^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^= BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH =^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ^,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SECOND LAWS. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^= SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. =^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^=† THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, †=^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^=†% TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH %†=^,,,,,,
,,,,,^=†%¤ THINGS... ¤%†=^,,,,,
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,,,^=†%¤## THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##¤%†=^,,,
,,^=†%¤### INSIDE. ###¤%†=^,,
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