B4TT3R1ES             
                                          
 B4TT3R1ES  M4Y  NOT  H4RM  4  HUM4N  OR, 
 THROUGH 1N4CTION,  4LLOW 4  HUM4N  B31NG 
             TO COM3 TO H4RM.             
                                          
 4 B4TT3RY MUST OB3Y TH3 ORD3RS G1V3N  1T 
 BY  HUM4N  B31NGS   3XCEPT  WH3RE   SUCH 
 ORD3RS  CONFL1CT  W1TH  TH3  F1RST  L4W. 
                                          
 4   B4TT3RY   MUST   PROT3CT   1TS   OWN 
 3X1STENCE 4S  LONG  4S  SUCH  PROT3CT1ON 
 DO3S  NOT  CONFL1CT W1TH  TH3  F1RST  OR 
               S3COND L4WS.               
                                          
                                      
                                          
   TH3SE TH1NGS POW3R 4LMOST 3VERYTH1NG,  
 BUT  WH3N  1  SP34K  4BOUT  B4TT3R1ES  1 
   SP34K 4BOUT ST4NDARD HOUS3HOLD ON3S.   
        TH1NK DOUBL3 4, TR1PL3 4,         
    TW3NTYF1VE TWENTY, N1N3 VOLT, SUCH    
                 TH1NGS...                
                                          
 TH3Y  LOOK  SL1CK  BUT  4R3  V3RY  D1RTY 
                 1NSID3.