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,^»\§%%### ,»»» BATTERIES »»», ###%%§\»^,
,^»\\§§%#@ @#%§§\\»^,
,^»\§%#@## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##@#%§\»^,
,^»\§%##@# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #@##%§\»^,
,,,^\\§§%# TO COME TO HARM. #%§§\\^,,,
,^»»\\§%## ##%§\\»»^,
,,,^»\§##@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @##§\»^,,,
,^»\§%#### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ####%§\»^,
,^»\§%##@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@##%§\»^,
,^»\\\§##@ @##§\\\»^,
,,,,,»\§%# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #%§\»,,,,,
,,,,,»»\%# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #%\»»,,,,,
,,,,,^\§§# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #§§\^,,,,,
,^»\§%##@# SECOND LAWS. #@##%§\»^,
,^»\§%##@# #@##%§\»^,
,^»\§%#### #### ####%§\»^,
,^»\§%%%## ##%%%§\»^,
,^»\§%%### THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ###%%§\»^,
,,,,,^\%## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##%\^,,,,,
,^»\%##@## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##@##%\»^,
,^^^^»§%%# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #%%§»^^^^,
,^»\§%##@@ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH @@##%§\»^,
,,^»\\\§%# THINGS... #%§\\\»^,,
,^»\§%##@# #@##%§\»^,
,^»\§%##@@ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY @@##%§\»^,
,^»\§%##@@ INSIDE. @@##%§\»^,
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