¨¨¨~=:=%§@                                          @§%=:=~¨¨¨
¨¨~=:=%§@@                                          @@§%=:=~¨¨
¨~=:=%§@@#                                          #@@§%=:=~¨
¨¨~=:=%§@@                                          @@§%=:=~¨¨
¨¨¨~=:=%§@                                          @§%=:=~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~=:=%§           ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨            §%=:=~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~=:=%§@                                          @§%=:=~¨¨¨
¨¨~=:=%§@@ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, @@§%=:=~¨¨
¨~=:=%§@@# THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A HUMAN  BEING #@@§%=:=~¨
¨¨~=:=%§@@             TO COME TO HARM.             @@§%=:=~¨¨
¨¨¨~=:=%§@                                          @§%=:=~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~=:=%§ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT §%=:=~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~=:=%§@ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH @§%=:=~¨¨¨
¨¨~=:=%§@@ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. @@§%=:=~¨¨
¨~=:=%§@@#                                          #@@§%=:=~¨
¨¨~=:=%§@@ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN @@§%=:=~¨¨
¨¨¨~=:=%§@ EXISTENCE AS  LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION @§%=:=~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~=:=%§ DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR §%=:=~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~=:=%§@               SECOND LAWS.               @§%=:=~¨¨¨
¨¨~=:=%§@@                                          @@§%=:=~¨¨
¨~=:=%§@@#                   ####                   #@@§%=:=~¨
¨¨~=:=%§@@                                          @@§%=:=~¨¨
¨¨¨~=:=%§@  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   @§%=:=~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~=:=%§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §%=:=~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~=:=%§@   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   @§%=:=~¨¨¨
¨¨~=:=%§@@         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        @@§%=:=~¨¨
¨~=:=%§@@#    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    #@@§%=:=~¨
¨¨~=:=%§@@                THINGS...                 @@§%=:=~¨¨
¨¨¨~=:=%§@                                          @§%=:=~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~=:=%§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §%=:=~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~=:=%§@                 INSIDE.                  @§%=:=~¨¨¨
¨¨~=:=%§@@                                          @@§%=:=~¨¨
¨~=:=%§@@#                                          #@@§%=:=~¨
¨¨~=:=%§@@                                          @@§%=:=~¨¨
¨¨¨~=:=%§@                                          @§%=:=~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~=:=%§                                          §%=:=~¨¨¨¨