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,.~=^@## ##@#&^=~.,
,.~=^%@@ @@#&%^=~.,
,.~=^%@# ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, #@#&%^=~.,
,.~=^%## ###&%^=~.,
,.~=^%#@## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##@#%^=~.,
,.~=^%@@ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING @@#&%^=~.,
,,,.~^^& TO COME TO HARM. #&&^^~.,,,
,.~~==%%## ##%%==~~.,
,,,,~~^^&& A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT &&^^~~,,,,
,.~=^%&@## BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ##@&%^=~.,
,.~=^%@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@#&%^=~.,
,.~=^%@@ @@#&%^=~.,
,.~=^%#@ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN @##&%^=~.,
,.~=^%@# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #@#&%^=~.,
,.~=^%## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ###&%^=~.,
,.~~==^&&& SECOND LAWS. &&&^==~~.,
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,.~=^%@# #### #@#&%^=~.,
,.~=^@## ##@#&^=~.,
,,,,,~=% THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #&%=~,,,,,
,,,,.==^ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #&^==.,,,,
,,,,,~==%# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #%==~,,,,,
,.~=^^^&&& THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, &&&^^^=~.,
,.~=^%%& TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #&&%%^=~.,
,.~=^%@# THINGS... #@#&%^=~.,
,.~=^%@# #@#&%^=~.,
,,,,..=^ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #&^=..,,,,
,.~=^%@# INSIDE. #@#&%^=~.,
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