,~/*$¤####                                          ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤###                                          ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####                                          ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤###                                          ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####                                          ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤###            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####                                          ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤### BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤#### THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN BEING ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤###             TO COME TO HARM.             ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####                                          ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤### A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤#### BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤### ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####                                          ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤### A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤#### EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤### DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####               SECOND LAWS.               ####¤$*/~,
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,~/*$¤####                   ####                   ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤###                                          ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤### BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤###        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤###                 THINGS...                ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####                                          ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤### THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####                  INSIDE.                 ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤###                                          ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####                                          ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤###                                          ###¤$*/~,,
,~/*$¤####                                          ####¤$*/~,
,,~/*$¤###                                          ###¤$*/~,,