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¨.~\\\§§@# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #@§§\\\~.¨
¨¨¨..\$$§# THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN BEING #§$$\..¨¨¨
¨.~\§$$§§#             TO COME TO HARM.             #§§$$§\~.¨
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¨.~\§$@### A BATTERY MUST  OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ###@$§\~.¨
¨.~\§$§@## BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ##@§$§\~.¨
¨.~\§$§@## ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ##@§$§\~.¨
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¨.~\§$§@## A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ##@§$§\~.¨
¨.~\§$§@## EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ##@§$§\~.¨
¨¨¨¨.\§§§@ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR @§§§\.¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨.~~§$§#   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  #§$§~~.¨¨¨
¨.~\§$§@## BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ##@§$§\~.¨
¨.~\§$§@##   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ##@§$§\~.¨
¨.~\§§§§@#        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         #@§§§§\~.¨
¨¨¨~\\§§§#    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    #§§§\\~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨..~§$§                THINGS...                 §$§~..¨¨¨¨
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