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§§§§§§§§§¨                                          §¨§§¨§¨§¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§                                          ¨§§¨¨¨¨§§§
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨                                          §¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§
¨¨¨¨¨§§¨¨§            ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨           §§§¨¨§§¨§§
¨¨¨¨§¨§¨§¨                                          ¨¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨¨§§§§§§§ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨§§§§§¨§§§
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING §¨¨¨¨§§¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨             TO COME TO HARM.             §¨¨¨§¨§¨§§
§¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§                                          §¨¨§§§§§¨§
§§§¨¨¨¨¨§§ A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE   SUCH §§§¨¨¨§¨§§
¨§§¨¨¨§§¨¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨§¨¨§§§¨§
§¨§¨¨§¨§¨§                                          ¨§§¨§¨¨§§§
§§§¨§§§§§¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN §¨§§§¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§§ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION §§¨¨§§§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨¨¨§¨¨ DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ¨§¨§¨¨§¨§§
§§§§¨¨§§¨§               SECOND LAWS.               §§§§¨§§§¨§
¨¨¨§¨§¨§§¨                                          ¨¨¨§§¨¨§§¨
¨¨§§§§§¨§§                   ####                   ¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨¨                                          ¨§§§§§§§§¨
§§¨¨¨§¨§¨¨   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
¨§¨¨§§§§¨§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§
§§¨§¨¨¨§§¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   §¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨§¨§§         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        §¨¨¨¨§§¨§¨
§¨¨§¨§§§¨¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    §¨¨¨§¨§§§¨
§¨§§§¨¨§¨§                THINGS...                 §¨¨§§§¨¨§§
§§¨¨§¨§§§¨                                          §¨§¨¨§¨§¨¨
¨§¨§§§¨¨§§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §§§¨§§§§¨§
§§§¨¨§¨§¨¨                 INSIDE.                  ¨¨§§¨¨¨§§§
¨¨§¨§§§§¨¨                                          ¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨§§§¨¨¨§¨¨                                          §§§§¨§§¨¨¨
§¨¨§¨¨§§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§§¨§¨¨¨
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§§¨§§§§§§§                                          ¨§§§¨¨§¨§¨