§§¨¨§§¨§¨¨                                          ¨§¨§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨§¨§¨§§§¨¨                                          §§§§¨¨¨§§§
§§§§§¨¨§¨§                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
¨¨¨¨§¨§§§§                                          ¨¨§§¨§§¨§¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§§§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§            ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨           §§§¨§§¨¨§¨
¨§§¨§§¨¨§¨                                          ¨¨§§¨§¨§§¨
§¨§§¨§¨§§¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨§¨§§§§¨§¨
§§¨§§§§¨§§ THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A HUMAN  BEING §§§¨¨¨§§§§
¨§§¨¨¨§§¨¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
§¨§¨¨§¨§¨¨                                          ¨§§¨§§¨¨¨¨
§§§¨§§§§¨¨ A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §¨§§¨§¨¨¨§
¨¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH §§¨§§§¨¨§¨
¨§¨§¨¨§§¨§ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨§§¨¨§¨§§¨
§§§§¨§¨§§§                                          §¨§¨§§§¨§¨
¨¨¨§§§§¨¨¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN §§§§¨¨§§§§
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ¨¨¨§¨§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨§§¨§§ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ¨¨§§§§¨¨§§
§¨§¨§¨§§¨¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨§
§§§§§§¨§¨§                                          §§¨¨§§§§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§§§¨                   ####                   ¨§¨§¨¨¨¨§§
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨                                          §§§§¨¨¨§¨§
¨¨¨§§¨¨§§§  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ¨¨¨§¨¨§§§§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨¨¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨¨§§¨§¨¨¨§
¨§§§§§§¨¨¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨§¨§§§¨¨§§
§¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         §§§¨¨§¨§¨§
§¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨¨§¨§§§§§¨
§¨¨¨§¨§¨¨¨                 THINGS...                ¨§§§¨¨¨¨§§
§¨¨§§§§¨¨¨                                          §¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨
§¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §¨§§¨¨§§¨§
§§§¨¨§§¨§¨                 INSIDE.                  §§¨§¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§¨§¨§§§¨                                          ¨§§§§§§¨§§
¨§§§§§¨¨§¨                                          §¨¨¨¨¨§§¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨§§§                                          §¨¨¨¨§¨§§§
§¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨                                          §¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨
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