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,,,,,,,,:: TO COME TO HARM. ::,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,:: ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ::,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,:: THINGS... ::,,,,,,,,
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