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¶&$§†~^...           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            ...^~†§$&¶
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$§†~^..... BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, .....^~†§$
§†~^...... THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING ......^~†§
†~^.......             TO COME TO HARM.             .......^~†
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†~^....... A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT .......^~†
§†~^...... BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ......^~†§
$§†~^..... ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. .....^~†§$
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¶&$§†~^... A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ...^~†§$&¶
#¶&$§†~^.. EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ..^~†§$&¶#
##¶&$§†~^. DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR .^~†§$&¶##
#¶&$§†~^..               SECOND LAWS.               ..^~†§$&¶#
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§†~^......  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ......^~†§
†~^....... BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I .......^~†
~^........   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ........^~
†~^.......         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        .......^~†
§†~^......    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ......^~†§
$§†~^.....                THINGS...                 .....^~†§$
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¶&$§†~^... THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ...^~†§$&¶
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