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¨:~†%%#@##            ¨~~~ Batteries ~~~¨           ##@#%%†~:¨
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¨¨¨:†††%%# Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, #%%†††:¨¨¨
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¨:~†%%%%#@ Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. @#%%%%†~:¨
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¨:~†%%#@##               Second Laws.               ##@#%%†~:¨
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¨:~†%%#@##   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ##@#%%†~:¨
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