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¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§¨           ¨««« BATTERIES «««¨            ¨§¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§§§§                                          §§¨¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨§¨§¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§¨¨¨§§ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING §§§§§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨§§§§¨§§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨¨
§¨¨¨§§¨§¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨§¨§¨¨¨¨
§¨¨§¨§§§¨§ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ¨¨§§§§¨¨¨§
§¨§§§¨¨§§¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
§§¨¨§¨§¨§§                                          §§¨¨§§¨§§§
¨§¨§§§§§¨¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨§¨§¨§§¨¨¨
§§§¨¨¨¨§¨§ EXISTENCE AS  LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION §§§§§¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§§§§ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR ¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨§
¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨§               SECOND LAWS.               ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨§§
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¨¨¨§§§§¨¨¨                                          §§§¨§¨§¨§§
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨¨   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ¨¨§§§§§§¨§
¨§§¨¨§§¨¨¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§§
§¨§¨§¨§¨¨¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   §§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§§§§§§§¨¨¨         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ¨§¨¨¨§§¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    §§¨¨§¨§§§§
¨¨¨¨¨§§¨§¨                THINGS...                 ¨§¨§§§¨¨¨§
¨¨¨¨§¨§§§§                                          §§§¨¨§¨¨§§
¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§                 INSIDE.                  ¨§§§¨§§§§§
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