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¨¨¨:~::&&§           ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨            §&&::~:¨¨¨
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¨:~:**&§## BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ##§&**:~:¨
¨:~:*&§### THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ###§&*:~:¨
¨:~:*&§###             TO COME TO HARM.             ###§&*:~:¨
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¨:~:*&§### A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ###§&*:~:¨
¨:~:*&§### BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ###§&*:~:¨
¨¨¨::~:&§§ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. §§&:~::¨¨¨
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¨:~:*&§### A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ###§&*:~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~:&# EXISTENCE AS  LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION #&:~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨:~:*&§### DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR ###§&*:~:¨
¨:~::**&§#               SECOND LAWS.               #§&**::~:¨
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¨¨¨¨:~*&§#   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  #§&*~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨::*§§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §§*::¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:~~**&#   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   #&**~~:¨¨¨
¨¨¨~~~*§§#        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         #§§*~~~¨¨¨
¨:~:*&§###    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ###§&*:~:¨
¨¨¨~:**&##                THINGS...                 ##&**:~¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨:::&§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §&:::¨¨¨¨¨
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