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,,,:=/§¤#@ @#¤§/=:,,,
,,:=/§¤#@# #@#¤§/=:,,
,:=/§¤#@## ##@#¤§/=:,
,,:=/§¤#@# ,=== BATTERIES ===, #@#¤§/=:,,
,,,:=/§¤#@ @#¤§/=:,,,
,,,,:=/§¤# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #¤§/=:,,,,
,,,:=/§¤#@ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING @#¤§/=:,,,
,,:=/§¤#@# TO COME TO HARM. #@#¤§/=:,,
,:=/§¤#@## ##@#¤§/=:,
,,:=/§¤#@# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #@#¤§/=:,,
,,,:=/§¤#@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @#¤§/=:,,,
,,,,:=/§¤# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #¤§/=:,,,,
,,,:=/§¤#@ @#¤§/=:,,,
,,:=/§¤#@# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #@#¤§/=:,,
,:=/§¤#@## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##@#¤§/=:,
,,:=/§¤#@# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #@#¤§/=:,,
,,,:=/§¤#@ SECOND LAWS. @#¤§/=:,,,
,,,,:=/§¤# #¤§/=:,,,,
,,,:=/§¤#@ #### @#¤§/=:,,,
,,:=/§¤#@# #@#¤§/=:,,
,:=/§¤#@## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##@#¤§/=:,
,,:=/§¤#@# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #@#¤§/=:,,
,,,:=/§¤#@ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. @#¤§/=:,,,
,,,,:=/§¤# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #¤§/=:,,,,
,,,:=/§¤#@ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH @#¤§/=:,,,
,,:=/§¤#@# THINGS... #@#¤§/=:,,
,:=/§¤#@## ##@#¤§/=:,
,,:=/§¤#@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@#¤§/=:,,
,,,:=/§¤#@ INSIDE. @#¤§/=:,,,
,,,,:=/§¤# #¤§/=:,,,,
,,,:=/§¤#@ @#¤§/=:,,,
,,:=/§¤#@# #@#¤§/=:,,
,:=/§¤#@## ##@#¤§/=:,
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