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,,,=\†%§@# ,=== BATTERIES ===, #@§%†\=,,,
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,,,,,=\†%§ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, §%†\=,,,,,
,,,,,,=\†% THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING %†\=,,,,,,
,,,,,,,=\† TO COME TO HARM. †\=,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,= A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT =,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,=\ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH \=,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,=\† ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. †\=,,,,,,,
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,,,,,=\†%§ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN §%†\=,,,,,
,,,,=\†%§@ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION @§%†\=,,,,
,,,=\†%§@# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #@§%†\=,,,
,,=\†%§@## SECOND LAWS. ##@§%†\=,,
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,,,,=\†%§@ #### @§%†\=,,,,
,,,,,=\†%§ §%†\=,,,,,
,,,,,,=\†% THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, %†\=,,,,,,
,,,,,,,=\† BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I †\=,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,=\ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. \=,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,= THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, =,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,=\ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH \=,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,=\† THINGS... †\=,,,,,,,
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,,,,,=\†%§ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY §%†\=,,,,,
,,,,=\†%§@ INSIDE. @§%†\=,,,,
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