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¨¨¨¨¨~»\** ¨»»» BATTERIES »»»¨ **\»~¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨~»\** BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, **\»~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~»\**§ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING §**\»~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~»\**§@ TO COME TO HARM. @§**\»~¨¨¨
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¨~»\**§@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##@§**\»~¨
¨¨~»\**§@# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #@§**\»~¨¨
¨¨¨~»\**§@ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. @§**\»~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~»\**§ §**\»~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~»\** A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN **\»~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~»\* EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION *\»~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~»\** DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR **\»~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~»\**§ SECOND LAWS. §**\»~¨¨¨¨
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¨¨~»\**§@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@§**\»~¨¨
¨¨¨~»\**§@ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I @§**\»~¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~»\**§ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. §**\»~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~»\** THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, **\»~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~»\* TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH *\»~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~»\** THINGS... **\»~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~»\**§ §**\»~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~»\**§@ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY @§**\»~¨¨¨
¨¨~»\**§@# INSIDE. #@§**\»~¨¨
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