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@§§^†††~,.           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            .,~†††^§§@
§§§^^††~,.                                          .,~††^^§§§
#@@§@^†~,. BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, .,~†^@§@@#
@@@@†††~,. THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING .,~†††@@@@
@§^~......             TO COME TO HARM.             ......~^§@
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##@§@^†~,. A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT .,~†^@§@##
@@@§@^†~,. BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH .,~†^@§@@@
#@@§@^†~,. ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. .,~†^@§@@#
@§§§@^†~,.                                          .,~†^@§§§@
#@@§@^†~,. A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN .,~†^@§@@#
@@@§@^†~,. EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION .,~†^@§@@@
§^^~~..... DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR .....~~^^§
@@@§@^†~,.               SECOND LAWS.               .,~†^@§@@@
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§§^^^††~,.  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   .,~††^^^§§
§@^~,,.... BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ....,,~^@§
@@@§@^†~,.   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   .,~†^@§@@@
@@§@@^†~,.         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        .,~†^@@§@@
#@@§@^†~,.    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    .,~†^@§@@#
§@†,......                THINGS...                 ......,†@§
§§§§@^†~,.                                          .,~†^@§§§§
§^^~,,.... THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ....,,~^^§
@§@@@^†~,.                 INSIDE.                  .,~†^@@@§@
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