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§***:,¨¨¨¨            ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨           ¨¨¨¨,:***§
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#§@:::~~,¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨,~~:::@§#
###§@*:~,¨ THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A HUMAN  BEING ¨,~:*@§###
###§@*:~,¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨,~:*@§###
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§§@:~~,¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT ¨¨¨,~~:@§§
###§@*:~,¨ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ¨,~:*@§###
###§@*:~,¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨,~:*@§###
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§@*::::~,¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨,~::::*@§
###§@*:~,¨ EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨,~:*@§###
#§§@**:~,¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR ¨,~:**@§§#
§@***~¨¨¨¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨¨¨¨~***@§
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##§@@*:~,¨  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ¨,~:*@@§##
###§@*:~,¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨,~:*@§###
##@:,¨¨¨¨¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨¨¨¨,:@##
###§@*:~,¨         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ¨,~:*@§###
###§@*:~,¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨,~:*@§###
###§@*:~,¨                THINGS...                 ¨,~:*@§###
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#§@@:~,¨¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨¨¨,~:@@§#
#§§*~,,¨¨¨                 INSIDE.                  ¨¨¨,,~*§§#
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