PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY CLOTHES,  OF GARBAGE,  AND AS I 
 START  TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS  OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES  ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH   TO  BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO  WOULD BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW   IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER SECOND  - THEY  ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE  WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN  IT"?  I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY,  BUT  I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE  ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM