PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START TO  UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS  OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER   AND  PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH  TO   BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO  WOULD  BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT   THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND  - THEY ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE  WORLD EGG WAS YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE,  DID YOU  MEAN IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT  LIKE  IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM