PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER  CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF  DIRTY CLOTHES,  OF GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START TO UNZIP MY  PANTS, SHE  STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE  SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH  TO   BE   CONTACTED   BY  SOME 
 [GOD,  ALIEN]  WHO WOULD  BESTOW UPON ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT  FOREVER.  WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS   HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER SECOND  - THEY ASK  ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID THE  WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE, DID  YOU MEAN  IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY,  BUT  I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE  ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM