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.......... PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ..........
.......... OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ..........
.......... OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ..........
.......... START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ..........
.......... OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ..........
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.......-=^ I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ^=-.......
......-=^§ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME §^=-......
.....-=^§$ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET $§^=-.....
....-=^§$# EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T #$§^=-....
...-=^§$## KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ##$§^=-...
..-=^§$### TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ###$§^=-..
.-=^§$#### YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ####$§^=-.
..-=^§$### BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ###$§^=-..
...-=^§$## "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ##$§^=-...
....-=^§$# YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT #$§^=-....
.....-=^§$ HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY $§^=-.....
......-=^§ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. §^=-......
.......-=^ SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ^=-.......
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