KALMAR          
                                          
 I'M LIVING  WITH  A  FRIEND  AND  WE ARE 
 DRIVING  THINGS  TO  THE  EXTREME.   I'M 
 DRUNK THREE TO FOUR  TIMES A WEEK AND MY 
 DIET  CONSISTS  MAINLY  OF  JUNK   FOOD. 
                                          
 I KNOW THE LAYOUT OF THE WHOLE TOWN,  IN 
 LESS THAN  A  YEAR  WE'VE  BEEN ON EVERY 
 STREET  AT   LEAST   ONCE.  THERE'S   NO 
         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         
                                          
 THE ACTUAL PLACE IS  BEAUTIFUL, AND  THE 
 APARTMENT   TOO.  I   TRULY   MISS   IT.