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........:~ @ % . @ % . @ % LYING @ % . @ % . @ % . ~:........
.........: @ % . IN MY ROOM, @ % . :.........
........:~ @ ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ~:........
.......:~: @ % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, :~:.......
......:~:^ @ % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ^:~:......
.....:~:^% @ % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, %^:~:.....
....:~:^%# @ % . UP THE ARM. @ % . #%^:~:....
...:~:^%#£ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? @ % . £#%^:~:...
..:~:^%#£@ @ % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. @£#%^:~:..
.:~:^%#£@# @ % . @ % . @ % . #@£#%^:~:.
..:~:^%#£@ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, @ % . @£#%^:~:..
...:~:^%#£ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, @ % . £#%^:~:...
....:~:^%# REACHES THE ARMPIT. @ % . #%^:~:....
.....:~:^% I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. @ % . %^:~:.....
......:~:^ @ % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ^:~:......
.......:~: @ % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. @ % . :~:.......
........:~ @ % . @ % . @ % . ~:........
.........: @ % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY :.........
........:~ FACE, I BITE IT. @ % . ~:........
.......:~: @ % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A :~:.......
......:~:^ JUICY @ % . GRAPE, ^:~:......
.....:~:^% @ % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET %^:~:.....
....:~:^%# @ % . @ % . CUCUMBER. . #%^:~:....
...:~:^%#£ @ % . IT'S VERY GOOD. @ % . AND I @ % . £#%^:~:...
..:~:^%#£@ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. @ % . @£#%^:~:..
.:~:^%#£@# @ % . CHEW IT. @ % . #@£#%^:~:.
..:~:^%#£@ @ % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. @£#%^:~:..
...:~:^%#£ @ % . @ % . @ % . £#%^:~:...
....:~:^%# % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ #%^:~:....
.....:~:^% % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ %^:~:.....
......:~:^ % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ^:~:......
.......:~: AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ :~:.......
........:~ % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ~:........
.........: MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ :.........
........:~ % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ~:........
.......:~: SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO :~:.......
......:~:^ MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ ^:~:......
.....:~:^% % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ %^:~:.....
....:~:^%# % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ #%^:~:....
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