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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~:           ¨~~~ Batteries ~~~¨            :~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~                                          ~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨. Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, .¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~ Through Inaction, Allow  A  Human  Being ~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~:             To Come To Harm.             :~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨.~:%                                          %:~.¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~:%$ A Battery Must Obey The Orders  Given It $%:~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨.~:%$§ By  Human  Beings   Except  Where   Such §$%:~.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨.~:%$§@ Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. @§$%:~.¨¨¨
¨¨.~:%$§@#                                          #@§$%:~.¨¨
¨.~:%$§@## A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ##@§$%:~.¨
¨¨.~:%$§@# Existence  As  Long  As  Such Protection #@§$%:~.¨¨
¨¨¨.~:%$§@ Does  Not  Conflict With  The  First  Or @§$%:~.¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨.~:%$§               Second Laws.               §$%:~.¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨.~:%                   ####                   %:~.¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~:                                          :~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~   These Things Power Almost Everything,  ~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨. But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I .¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~:         Think Double A, Triple A,        :~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨.~:%    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    %:~.¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~:%$                Things...                 $%:~.¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨.~:%$§@ They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty @§$%:~.¨¨¨
¨¨.~:%$§@#                 Inside.                  #@§$%:~.¨¨
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