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@@$:,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,:$@@
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&@$====¨¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨¨====$@&
&&@:,¨¨¨¨¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨¨¨¨¨,:@&&
@&@::,,¨¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨¨,,::@&@
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@@$=,¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨,=$@@
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@@:,,¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨¨¨,,:@@
@@$::,,¨¨¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨,,::$@@
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&@@::,,,¨¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨¨,,,::@@&
##@&@$:=,¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨,=:$@&@##
##@&@$:=,¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨,=:$@&@##
&&@:,¨¨¨¨¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨¨¨¨¨,:@&&
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