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@&&&*%/~,. BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, .,~/%*&&&@
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#@£&*%/~,. TO COME TO HARM. .,~/%*&£@#
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##@£&%/~,. A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT .,~/%&£@##
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##@&*%/~,. ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. .,~/%*&@##
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@@£&*%/~,. A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN .,~/%*&£@@
##@£&*/~,. EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION .,~/*&£@##
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£*%/~,.... THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ....,~/%*£
££&*/~.... BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ....~/*&££
##@£&*%~,. SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. .,~%*&£@##
##@£*%/~,. THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, .,~/%*£@##
#@£&*%/~,. TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH .,~/%*&£@#
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