¨¨¨¨--*%*# #*%*--¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨--*%*#@ @#*%*--¨¨¨
¨¨--*%*#@# #@#*%*--¨¨
¨--*%*#@## ##@#*%*--¨
¨¨--*%*#@# #@#*%*--¨¨
¨¨¨--*%*#@ ¨--- BATTERIES ---¨ @#*%*--¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨--*%*# #*%*--¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨--*%* BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, *%*--¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨--*% THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING %*--¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨--* TO COME TO HARM. *--¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-- --¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-- --¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨--* A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN *--¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨--*% EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION %*--¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨--*%* DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR *%*--¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨--*%*# SECOND LAWS. #*%*--¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨--*%*#@ @#*%*--¨¨¨
¨¨--*%*#@# #### #@#*%*--¨¨
¨--*%*#@## ##@#*%*--¨
¨¨--*%*#@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@#*%*--¨¨
¨¨¨--*%*#@ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I @#*%*--¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨--*%*# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #*%*--¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨--*%* THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, *%*--¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨--*% TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH %*--¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨--* THINGS... *--¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-- --¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INSIDE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨- -¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-- --¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨--* *--¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨--*% %*--¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨--*%* *%*--¨¨¨¨¨