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,,,,,,,.~*            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           *~.,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,. BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, .,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~*             TO COME TO HARM.             *~.,,,,,,,
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,,,,,.~*%* A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT *%*~.,,,,,
,,,,.~*%*# BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH #*%*~.,,,,
,,,.~*%*## ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ##*%*~.,,,
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,.~*%*#### A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ####*%*~.,
,,.~*%*### EXISTENCE AS  LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ###*%*~.,,
,,,.~*%*## DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ##*%*~.,,,
,,,,.~*%*#               SECOND LAWS.               #*%*~.,,,,
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,,,,,,,,.~   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,. BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I .,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~*        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         *~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~*%    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    %*~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~*%*                THINGS...                 *%*~.,,,,,
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,,,.~*%*## THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ##*%*~.,,,
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