,:==$%¤### ###¤%$==:,
,:==$%¤### ###¤%$==:,
,:====%%¤¤ ¤¤%%====:,
,,,,,:==%# #%==:,,,,,
,:==$%¤### ###¤%$==:,
,:==$%¤### ,=== BATTERIES ===, ###¤%$==:,
,:==$%¤### ###¤%$==:,
,:=====$¤# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #¤$=====:,
,:==$%¤¤¤# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #¤¤¤%$==:,
,,,,,:=$%¤ TO COME TO HARM. ¤%$=:,,,,,
,:==$%¤### ###¤%$==:,
,,,,===$$¤ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¤$$===,,,,
,:==$%¤¤## BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ##¤¤%$==:,
,:==$%¤### ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ###¤%$==:,
,,,,,:=$¤¤ ¤¤$=:,,,,,
,:==$%¤### A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ###¤%$==:,
,:==$%¤¤¤¤ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¤¤¤¤%$==:,
,,,,,:=%¤# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #¤%=:,,,,,
,,:==$$$¤¤ SECOND LAWS. ¤¤$$$==:,,
,,,,,:=%## ##%=:,,,,,
,:==$%¤### #### ###¤%$==:,
,:==$%¤### ###¤%$==:,
,:==$¤#### THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ####¤$==:,
,:==$%%%## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##%%%$==:,
,,,,,==$¤¤ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¤¤$==,,,,,
,:==$%¤### THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ###¤%$==:,
,,,,,=$¤¤¤ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¤¤¤$=,,,,,
,,,:==$$$¤ THINGS... ¤$$$==:,,,
,::::==%¤# #¤%==::::,
,:==$%¤### THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ###¤%$==:,
,:==$%¤### INSIDE. ###¤%$==:,
,:===$$$¤# #¤$$$===:,
,,,:===%## ##%===:,,,
,:==$%¤### ###¤%$==:,
,,,,:=$¤¤# #¤¤$=:,,,,
,:==$%¤### ###¤%$==:,