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§^^,,,,,,, ,=== BATTERIES ===, ,,,,,,,^^§
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¶§^=,,,,,, BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ,,,,,,=^§¶
§%^^=,,,,, THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ,,,,,=^^%§
###¶%^^=,, TO COME TO HARM. ,,=^^%¶###
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§^=,,,,,,, A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,,,,,,=^§
¶§^^,,,,,, BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ,,,,,,^^§¶
##¶§%^^=,, ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ,,=^^%§¶##
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§%%^^=,,,, A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ,,,,=^^%%§
##¶§%^^=,, EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ,,=^^%§¶##
##¶§%^^=,, DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ,,=^^%§¶##
###¶§%^^=, SECOND LAWS. ,=^^%§¶###
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§^^=,,,,,, THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ,,,,,,=^^§
##¶§%^^=,, BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ,,=^^%§¶##
###¶§%^=,, SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ,,=^%§¶###
§§%%^==,,, THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ,,,==^%%§§
§%^==,,,,, TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ,,,,,==^%§
¶%^==,,,,, THINGS... ,,,,,==^%¶
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¶§%%^^^=,, THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ,,=^^^%%§¶
§^^==,,,,, INSIDE. ,,,,,==^^§
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