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~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~
:~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~:
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#§%*:~-¨¨¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨¨¨-~:*%§#
##§%*:~-¨¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨-~:*%§##
###§%*:~-¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨-~:*%§###
##§%*:~-¨¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨¨-~:*%§##
#§%*:~-¨¨¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨¨¨-~:*%§#
§%*:~-¨¨¨¨ THINGS... ¨¨¨¨-~:*%§
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*:~-¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨¨¨¨¨¨-~:*
:~-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INSIDE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-~:
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