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.^«/§$¤¶@# THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING #@¶¤$§/«^.
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......«§¤¶ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ¶¤§«......
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.....^«/$¶ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ¶$/«^.....
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