........=/                                          /=........
.......=/^                                          ^/=.......
......=/^*                                          *^/=......
.....=/^*§                                          §*^/=.....
....=/^*§#                                          #§*^/=....
...=/^*§##           .=== BATTERIES ===.            ##§*^/=...
..=/^*§###                                          ###§*^/=..
...=/^*§## BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ##§*^/=...
....=/^*§# THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING #§*^/=....
.....=/^*§             TO COME TO HARM.             §*^/=.....
......=/^*                                          *^/=......
.......=/^ A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ^/=.......
........=/ BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH /=........
.........= ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. =.........
..........                                          ..........
.......... A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ..........
.......... EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ..........
.......... DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR ..........
..........               SECOND LAWS.               ..........
.........=                                          =.........
........=/                   ####                   /=........
.......=/^                                          ^/=.......
......=/^*  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   *^/=......
.....=/^*§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §*^/=.....
....=/^*§#   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   #§*^/=....
...=/^*§##        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ##§*^/=...
..=/^*§###    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ###§*^/=..
...=/^*§##                THINGS...                 ##§*^/=...
....=/^*§#                                          #§*^/=....
.....=/^*§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §*^/=.....
......=/^*                 INSIDE.                  *^/=......
.......=/^                                          ^/=.......
........=/                                          /=........
.........=                                          =.........
..........                                          ..........
..........                                          ..........