,,«:†@&@## ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†@&@## ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†@&@## ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†††& #&&†††:«,,
,,,,«:@@@@ @@@@:«,,,,
,,,,,«†& ,««« BATTERIES «««, #&&†«,,,,,
,,,,,«:@&& &&@:«,,,,,
,,«:†@&@## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†@&@## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†@&@## TO COME TO HARM. ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†@## ###&@†:«,,
,,«:†@&@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##@&@†:«,,
,,,,,,:†@@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @@†:,,,,,,
,,«:†@&@## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##@&@†:«,,
,,««::@@@@ @@@@::««,,
,,,,,«:@@@ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN @@@:«,,,,,
,,«:†@&@## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†@&@## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##@&@†:«,,
,,,,,,:†@@ SECOND LAWS. @@†:,,,,,,
,,,,,««†@@ @@†««,,,,,
,,«:†@&@## #### ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†@&@## ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†@&@## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†@&@## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†@&@## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†@&@@@ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, @@@&@†:«,,
,,:†@&@### TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ###@&@†:,,
,,,,,,:@ THINGS... #&@:,,,,,,
,,«:†@&&&& &&&&@†:«,,
,,«:†††&@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@&†††:«,,
,,,,,,,:†& INSIDE. &†:,,,,,,,
,,«:†@&@## ##@&@†:«,,
,,«:†@&@## ##@&@†:«,,
,,,,,,::@@ @@::,,,,,,
,,,,«:::†& &†:::«,,,,
,,«:†@&@## ##@&@†:«,,