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§¨§§¨§¨¨§¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨§¨§§¨§§¨§
§§¨§§§¨§§§ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING §§§¨§§¨§§¨
¨§§¨¨§§¨¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨§§¨§§¨§§
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§§§§§§§¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §§§¨§§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨§§¨§§¨§§
¨¨¨¨¨§§¨¨§ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨§¨§§¨§§¨§
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¨¨¨§§§§§¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨§§¨§§¨¨§
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨§¨§§¨§¨§§
¨§§¨¨¨§§¨¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR §§§¨§§§§¨§
§¨§¨¨§¨§¨§ SECOND LAWS. ¨¨§§¨¨¨§§§
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§§§§¨¨¨§§§ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨¨§¨§§§§¨§
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨§§§¨¨¨§§¨
¨¨§§¨§§¨¨¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. §¨¨§¨¨§¨§¨
¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, §¨§§¨§§§§¨
§§§¨§§§¨§¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH §§¨§§¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§§¨¨§§§¨ THINGS... ¨§§¨§¨¨§§§
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§§§§§§¨§¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY §§¨¨§§§¨§§
¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨§ INSIDE. ¨§¨§¨¨§§¨¨
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