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¶§§$~^....           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            ....^~$§§¶
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#$~~^^.... BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ....^^~~$#
¶¶#§§$/~^. THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING .^~/$§§#¶¶
##¶#§$/~^.             TO COME TO HARM.             .^~/$§#¶##
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###§//^... A BATTERY MUST  OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ...^//§###
###$$~~... BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ...~~$$###
##¶#§$/~^. ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. .^~/$§#¶##
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¶#$$/~^^.. A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ..^^~/$$#¶
¶§////~~^. EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION .^~~////§¶
##¶#§$/~^. DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR .^~/$§#¶##
##¶#§$/~^.               SECOND LAWS.               .^~/$§#¶##
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##§/~^....   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ....^~/§##
##¶#§$/~^. BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I .^~/$§#¶##
##¶#§$/~^.   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   .^~/$§#¶##
#$//^.....         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        .....^//$#
¶§$$/^....    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ....^/$$§¶
#$$$~.....                 THINGS...                .....~$$$#
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##¶#§$/~^. THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY .^~/$§#¶##
#$/~~.....                  INSIDE.                 .....~~/$#
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