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....#..#..            .~~~ Batteries ~~~.           ......###.
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#.....#..# Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ........##
##.....#.. Through  Inaction,  Allow A Human  Being #.......#.
###.....#.             To Come To Harm.             ##........
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..###..... A Battery Must Obey The Orders  Given It #.##......
..#.##.... By  Human  Beings  Except   Where   Such ..###.....
....###... Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ..#.##....
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......###. A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ##..#.##..
......#.## Existence  As  Long  As Such  Protection .##...###.
........## Does  Not Conflict  With  The  First  Or .###..#.##
#.......#.               Second Laws.               .#.##...##
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..###.....  These Things Power Almost Everything,   .....#.##.
..#.##.... But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I .......###
#...###...   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   .......#.#
##..#.##..         Think Double A, Triple A,        #........#
.##...###.    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    .#.......#
.###..#.##                 Things...                ..#.......
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...###..#. They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ....#.....
...#.##...                 Inside.                  .....#....
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