##@=\«~¨¨. .¨¨~«\=@##
&$=†».¨,¨. .¨,¨.»†=$&
£=*»,.¨¨,, ,,¨¨.,»*=£
=†«,,,¨.,¨ ¨,.¨,,,«†=
†~~,,...., ,....,,~~†
»^,,.¨.¨., , ,.¨.¨.,,^»
,¨¨.,¨¨¨¨¨ . ¨¨¨¨¨,.¨¨,
,,¨.,.¨..¨ . ¨..¨.,.¨,,
:.¨.,¨,,.¨ , . ¨.,,¨,.¨.:
~.¨,.,,¨¨¨ , ¨ ¨ ¨¨¨,,.,¨.~
†~....,.,, # . # ¨ ¨ ,,.,....~†
*=-,¨,.¨,, ¨ ¨ , # # ¨ # ,,¨.,¨,-=*
£*;~-..... ;;£;*~~~;£;*~£;£*~~;£;£;*~~~*;£;£;;~~£~; .....-~;*£
@**†~.¨¨¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨¨.~†**@
¶@$$;-~¨¨¨ ------------ S34WEED COFF3E ------------ ¨¨¨~-;$$@¶
#@&§%:~^¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨^~:%§&@#
##¶&*%/«^¨ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ¨^«/%*&¶##
@#@$$/«:.. ..:«/$$@#@
#@$$/«:... S34WEED COFF3E, 4LSO COLLOQU14LLY ...:«/$$@#
@$$/«:.... C4LL3D S34WEED BR3W OR PL4NKTON COFF3E. ....:«/$$@
$$/«:..... B1TT3R, S4LTY, O1LY, 4ND T34L 4S TH3 .....:«/$$
$/«:...... H41R OF 4 M1KU. ......:«/$
/«:....... .......:«/
«:........ W3 D3C1DED HUNDR3DS OF Y34RS 4GO TO ........:«
:......... STOP TH3 TR4V3L FROM OUR D3EP M4RSH3S .........:
.......... UP TO TH3 4R1D R3G1ONS WH3RE TH3 ..........
:......... R3GUL4R B34NS GROW. TH3 3FFORT W4S .........:
«:........ N3VER WORTH TH3 Y13LD, 4ND NO ON3 ........:«
/«:....... W4NT3D TO ST4Y UP TH3RE. W3 N3ED W4T3R .......:«/
$/«:...... 4ROUND OUR F3ET. ......:«/$
$$/«:..... .....:«/$$
@$$/«:.... WH3N W3 R34L1ZED TH4T TH3 TR4D3RS WHO ....:«/$$@
#@$$/«:... W3RE W1LLING TO DO TH1S JOURN3Y FOR US ...:«/$$@#
@#@$$/«:.. COULD NOT M3ET OUR D3M4NDS, OR 1F TH3Y ..:«/$$@#@
#@#@$$/«:. COULD W3 W3RE UN4BL3 TO P4Y TH3M, W3 .:«/$$@#@#
@#@$$/«:.. S3T OUT TO F1ND SOM3 SUBST1TUT3 1N OUR ..:«/$$@#@
#@$$/«:... LOC4L 3COSYSTEM. ...:«/$$@#
@$$/«:.... ....:«/$$@
¤%/»-..... »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» .....-»/%¤
§:~:,,,,,, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ,,,,,,:~:§
/~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DR1NK CR1T3RI4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~/
~,........ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ........,~
.,,,,,,,,, »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ,,,,,,,,,.
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ W3 OUTL1N3D TH3 FOLLOW1NG TR41TS 4S ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^
=^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ 4BSOLUT3 R3QU1REMENTS OF OUR N3W DR1NK: ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^=
:=^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^=:
%:=^¨¨¨¨¨¨ :#== C4FF31NATED ==#: ¨¨¨¨¨¨^=:%
&%:=^¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨^=:%&
¤&%:=^¨¨¨¨ :#== B1TT3R ==#: ¨¨¨¨^=:%&¤
@¤&%:=^¨¨¨ ¨¨¨^=:%&¤@
#@¤&%:=^¨¨ :#== 3NJOYED HOT ==#: ¨¨^=:%&¤@#
##@¤&%:=^¨ ¨^=:%&¤@##
#@¤&%:=^¨¨ 4DD1TIONALLY, W3 PR4Y3D FOR: ¨¨^=:%&¤@#
@¤&%:=^¨¨¨ ¨¨¨^=:%&¤@
¤&%:=^¨¨¨¨ :#== M3D1C4L PROP3RT1ES ==#: ¨¨¨¨^=:%&¤
&%:=^¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨^=:%&
%:=^¨¨¨¨¨¨ :#== 34S1LY PR3P4RED ==#: ¨¨¨¨¨¨^=:%
:=^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^=:
«^,,,,,,,, «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ,,,,,,,,^«
:,,,,,,,,, ---------------------------------------- ,,,,,,,,,:
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ =============== TH3 D3ER =============== ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
~:........ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ........:~
*«,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,«*
†*«,,,,,,, W3 TR13D M4NY TH1NGS. ROOTS, V1N3S, ,,,,,,,«*†
%†*«,,,,,, WH4T3VER B34NS WOULD SURV1V3 OUR ,,,,,,«*†%
£%†*«,,,,, CL1M4T3. W3 TR13D TO CULT1V4T3 4 COFF3E ,,,,,«*†%£
¶£%†*«,,,, PL4NT TH4T COULD B3 GROWN CLOS3R TO US. ,,,,«*†%£¶
#¶£%†*«,,, BUT OUR R3SE4RCH W4S FRU1TL3SS, 4ND ,,,«*†%£¶#
##¶£%†*«,, 4FT3R 4 F3W G3NER4T1ONS, TH3 3NDE4VOUR ,,«*†%£¶##
#¶£%†*«,,, W4S S3EN 4S 4N OLD 4ND F4D3D DR34M. ,,,«*†%£¶#
¶£%†*«,,,, ,,,,«*†%£¶
£%†*«,,,,, UNT1L, ON3 D4Y, 4 S34 DEER B3CKONED US ,,,,,«*†%£
%†*«,,,,,, OV3R TO 4 SHUNN3D 1SL4ND 1N TH3 ,,,,,,«*†%
†*«,,,,,,, M4RSHLANDS, W3RE 3VERYBODY KN3W NOTH1NG ,,,,,,,«*†
*«,,,,,,,, GOOD WOULD THR1V3, 4ND SHOW3D US TH3 ,,,,,,,,«*
«,,,,,,,,, S34WEED, JUST B3LOW TH3 SURF4C3. ,,,,,,,,,«
,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, B34UT1FUL! W3 W3RE 1N 4W3. TH1S ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, WORTHL3SS 1SL4ND, F1LL3D W1TH NOTH1NG ,,,,,,,,,,
«,,,,,,,,, BUT TROUBL3, Y3T JUST B3LOW TH3 ,,,,,,,,,«
*«,,,,,,,, W4T3RL1NE... TH3 K3Y TO DR1NKING COFF3E ,,,,,,,,«*
†*«,,,,,,, ONC3 4GA1N! ,,,,,,,«*†
%†*«,,,,,, ,,,,,,«*†%
£%†*«,,,,, ,,,,,«*†%£
¶£%†*«,,,, ,,,,«*†%£¶
#¶£%†*«,,, ,,,«*†%£¶#
##¶£%†*«,, ,,«*†%£¶##