...:»\$&#¶                                          ¶#&$\»:...
..:»\$&#¶#                                          #¶#&$\»:..
.:»\$&#¶##                                          ##¶#&$\»:.
..:»\$&#¶#                                          #¶#&$\»:..
...:»\$&#¶                                          ¶#&$\»:...
....:»\$&#             #...»»»»»»»»...#             #&$\»:....
.....:»\$&      ####.»» F3RM1'S P4RADOX »».####     &$\»:.....
......:»\$             #...»»»»»»»»...#             $\»:......
.......:»\                                          \»:.......
........:» ON  34RTH  (TH3  PL4N3T WH3RE 1 L1V3)  4 »:........
.........: LOT OF  US H4V3  4NT3NNAS ON  OUR HOUS3S :.........
.......... OR   B4LCON13S,  W3  H4V3   BU1LT  L4RG3 ..........
.........: 4NT3NNAS FOR  L4RG3R  B4NDW1TH,  W3 H4V3 :.........
........:»     BU1LD SP3C14LIZED 4NT3NNAES FOR      »:........
.......:»\    SP3C1FIC W4V3LENGTHS (4ND S3NT TH3M   \»:.......
......:»\$ 1NTO  ORB1T),  W3'V3 BU1LT L4RG3 4S FUCK $\»:......
.....:»\$&              4NT3NNA 4RRAYS              &$\»:.....
....:»\$&# W3'V3 V1RTU4LLY BU1LT 4N 4NT3NNA W1TH  4 #&$\»:....
...:»\$&#¶         D1SH 4S L4RG3 4S 34RTH.          ¶#&$\»:...
..:»\$&#¶#                                          #¶#&$\»:..
.:»\$&#¶## W3'V3  L34RNED 4BOUT OUR POS1TION 1N TH3 ##¶#&$\»:.
..:»\$&#¶#      SOL4R SYST3M, OUR SOL4R SYST3MS     #¶#&$\»:..
...:»\$&#¶ PL4C3MENT   1N   TH3  G4LAXY,  4ND   OUR ¶#&$\»:...
....:»\$&# G4LAXYS PL4C3MENT 1N TH3 LOC4L  CLUST3R, #&$\»:....
.....:»\$& 4ND  »OUR» LOC4L  CLUST3RS  PL4C3 1N TH3 &$\»:.....
......:»\$          GR4ND SCH3ME OF TH1NGS          $\»:......
.......:»\                                          \»:.......
........:» 4ND  W3'R3  MOV1NG  4ROUND  TH3  SUN  4T »:........
.........: V3LOC1TY 4ND TH3  SUNS MOV1NG 4ROUND TH3 :.........
.......... C3NTER  OF TH3  G4LAXY  4T  V3LOC1TY 4ND ..........
.........: TH3  G4LAXY  1S MOV1NG TOW4RD  4NDROM3DA :.........
........:»   4ND W3'R3 BOTH MOV1NG 4NT1CLOCKWIS3    »:........
.......:»\ 4ROUND TH3 G4LAXY. 4ND W3  4S 4  SP3C1ES \»:.......
......:»\$ H4V3 L34RNED TO T4K3 4LL TH4T 1N 4CCOUNT $\»:......
.....:»\$&                                          &$\»:.....
....:»\$&# 4ND D3SP1TE  4LL TH1S,  D3SP1TE 4LL  OUR #&$\»:....
...:»\$&#¶    (CL1CH3) B34M1NG OF FUCK1NG ST3LL4R   ¶#&$\»:...
..:»\$&#¶# R4D1O  PROGR4MM3S OUT  1N FUCK1NG  SP4C3 #¶#&$\»:..
.:»\$&#¶## 4T  TH3 SP3ED  OF L1GHT  (L1GHT  1S  OUR ##¶#&$\»:.
..:»\$&#¶#  M3D1UM! GOODSP3ED YOU, BL4CK 3MPEROR!), #¶#&$\»:..
...:»\$&#¶      D3SP1TE GHOSTS H3LP1NG 4ND TH3      ¶#&$\»:...
....:»\$&#     COLL3CT1VE CONSC1OUSN3SS LOWP4SS     #&$\»:....
.....:»\$&    F1LT3RING, D3SP1TE OUR V3RY OBV1OUS   &$\»:.....
......:»\$ B34M1NG  OF  4LL  OUR  S3CRETS  1N 3VERY $\»:......
.......:»\          D1R3CTION KNOWN TO US,          \»:.......
........:»                                          »:........
.........: NO   .   ON3    .    H4S   .    4NSW3RED :.........
..........                                          ..........
.........:             #...»»»»»»»»...#             :.........
........:»      ####.»» F3RM1'S P4RADOX »».####     »:........
.......:»\             #...»»»»»»»»...#             \»:.......
......:»\$                                          $\»:......
.....:»\$&             SO WHY 1S TH4T?              &$\»:.....
....:»\$&#                                          #&$\»:....
...:»\$&#¶ MOST  OPPON3NTS TO  1NT3LLIGENT L1F3  1N ¶#&$\»:...
..:»\$&#¶# TH3  UN1V3RSE S4Y 1T'S B3C4USE  YOU N3ED #¶#&$\»:..
.:»\$&#¶## 4  CL4SS  ON3-OR-TH3-OTH3R  ST4R 4ND TH3 ##¶#&$\»:.
..:»\$&#¶# PL4N3T  N3EDS  TO  B3  4T  4  S3E-4ND-SO #¶#&$\»:..
...:»\$&#¶ D1ST4NC3 4WAY FROM TH3 ST4R (L1K3  TH3RE ¶#&$\»:...
....:»\$&#           H4S TO B3 4 PL4N3T!)           #&$\»:....
.....:»\$&                                          &$\»:.....
......:»\$ BUT  R34LLY  1SN'T   TH4T  K3EP1NG   TH3 $\»:......
.......:»\      D3F1NITION OF L1F3 R34LLY L4X?      \»:.......
........:»                                          »:........
.........: 1 TH1NK 3VERYONE 4GR3ES TH4T W3 H4V3  NO :.........
.......... 1D34 WH4T W3'R3 DO1NG  (4ND 1T  PROB4BLY ..........
.........:                  SHOWS)                  :.........
........:»                                          »:........
.......:»\             #...»»»»»»»»...#             \»:.......
......:»\$     ####.»» F3RM1'S P4RADOX »».####      $\»:......
.....:»\$&             #...»»»»»»»»...#             &$\»:.....
....:»\$&#                                          #&$\»:....
...:»\$&#¶ 1'M  GONN4 GO SMOK3  MY TH1RD  C1G4R3TTE ¶#&$\»:...
..:»\$&#¶# TH1S Y34R 4ND TRY  TO  SN4TCH SOM3 B3ERS #¶#&$\»:..
.:»\$&#¶##        FROM TH3 LOC4L B3ER TH1NG         ##¶#&$\»:.
..:»\$&#¶#                                          #¶#&$\»:..
...:»\$&#¶                                          ¶#&$\»:...
....:»\$&#                                          #&$\»:....
.....:»\$&                                          &$\»:.....
......:»\$                                          $\»:......