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#§%†/-^... PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS ...^-/†%§#
§%†/-^.... OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL ....^-/†%§
%†/-^..... OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF  GARBAGE, AND  AS I .....^-/†%
†/-^...... START  TO UNZIP MY  PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ......^-/†
/-^....... OF   THE  SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME  TO .......^-/
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-^........ I   WISH  TO   BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME ........^-
/-^....... [GOD,  ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME .......^-/
†/-^...... SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET ......^-/†
%†/-^..... EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT  I DON'T .....^-/†%
§%†/-^.... KNOW   IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE ....^-/†%§
#§%†/-^... TIMES  PER SECOND  - THEY ASK ME:  "WHEN ...^-/†%§#
@#§%†/-^.. YOU SAID  THE WORLD EGG  WAS  YOUR IDEAL ..^-/†%§#@
#@#§%†/-^. BODY TYPE,  DID YOU  MEAN IT"?  I ANSWER .^-/†%§#@#
@#§%†/-^.. "NOT REALLY, BUT  I CAN  ACT LIKE IT FOR ..^-/†%§#@
#§%†/-^... YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT ...^-/†%§#
§%†/-^.... HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY ....^-/†%§
%†/-^..... MEMORY  OF THE ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED  ON. .....^-/†%
†/-^...... SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY ......^-/†
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