PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL 
 OF  DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE,  AND AS I 
 START  TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE  STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE  SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH  TO   BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD,  ALIEN] WHO  WOULD  BESTOW UPON ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT  I DON'T 
 KNOW   IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER  SECOND  - THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID  THE  WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE,  DID YOU MEAN IT"? I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I  CAN  ACT LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF THE  ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM