Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 On Earth  (The Planet  Where  I Live)  A 
 Lot  Of Us Have Antennas  On Our  Houses 
 Or   Balconies,  We  Have   Built  Large 
 Antennas  For  Larger Bandwith,  We Have 
      Build Specialized Antennaes For     
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into Orbit),  We'Ve Built Large  As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built An Antenna  With A 
         Dish As Large As Earth.          
                                          
 We'Ve  Learned About Our Position In The 
     Solar System, Our Solar Systems      
 Placement   In  The  Galaxy,   And   Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The Local  Cluster, 
 And  Our Local Clusters  Place In  The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And  The Suns Moving Around The 
 Center  Of  The  Galaxy At  Velocity And 
 The  Galaxy Is  Moving Toward  Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around  The Galaxy. And  We As A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And  Despite All  This, Despite  All Our 
   (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar    
 Radio  Programmes  Out  In Fucking Space 
 At The  Speed Of  Light  (Light  Is  Our 
  Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!), 
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
    Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious   
 Beaming  Of  All Our  Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No      One       Has        Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
              So Why Is That?             
                                          
 Most  Opponents  To Intelligent Life  In 
 The Universe  Say It'S Because You  Need 
 A Class One-Or-The-Other  Star  And  The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away From  The Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really  Isn'T  That  Keeping   The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees  That We Have No 
 Idea What We'Re  Doing (And  It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M Gonna Go  Smoke My  Third  Cigarette 
 This Year And Try  To Snatch  Some Beers 
         From The Local Beer Thing