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..,~^%§###              ~~§  Life  §~~              ###§%^~,..
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......,~^% ~ ~ § A Multitude Of  Definitions §  ~ ~ %^~,......
.......,~^ ~   §   Does   Not    Help.   We   §   ~ ^~,.......
........,~ §     Can     Say     "Life     Is     § ~,........
........., ~    §   What   We   Are,   And    §   ~ ,.........
........,~ ~  ~  §  What  Things  Like  Us  §  ~  ~ ~,........
.......,~^ ~   §    Are",   But   Then   We   §   ~ ^~,.......
......,~^% §    Must    Also    Define    What    § %^~,......
.....,~^%§ ~  §  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  §  ~ §%^~,.....
....,~^%§# ~  ~ § Entails,  How  It  Should §  ~  ~ #§%^~,....
...,~^%§## ~   §   Be   Measured,  Who   Or   §   ~ ##§%^~,...
..,~^%§### §    What     Is    The    Arbiter,    § ###§%^~,..
.,~^%§#### ~   §   And   So   Instead  There   §  ~ ####§%^~,.
..,~^%§### ~   ~    §   Is   This   Internationally ###§%^~,..
...,~^%§## Sanctioned      List      §      ~     ~ ##§%^~,...
....,~^%§# ~  ~  ~  ~  § Of  Criteria §  ~  ~  ~  ~ #§%^~,....
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......,~^% - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      %^~,......
.......,~^ - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  ^~,.......
........,~ - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  ~,........
........., - Life Can Steal                         ,.........
........,~ - Life Can Be Cursed                     ~,........
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