My Good  Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A   Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It  Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two  X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette -  Which Means 
 The B Side Is  Played Backwards If  It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I  Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor  Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is   Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If  It  Is The  Motor, I Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really Rad Red  Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much Neater  Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies  Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To  Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There    With   Your   Hand