MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND  GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A  TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW  IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO  X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE  CASSETTE  - WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE  IS PLAYED  BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE  TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT  FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE   IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR IF  IT IS  THE MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD RED  CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE  A SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH NEATER  ACTUAL SPEED  KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW    THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT  IT APPLIES  ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS  GONE WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED  TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE    WITH   YOUR    HAND