My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T  Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca  In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette  - Which Means 
 The  B Side Is Played  Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now I Have To  Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is   Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If It  Is  The  Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There  Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much Neater  Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update: This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip  It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There   With    Your    Hand