My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its   A  Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works. It  Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X  Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette - Which  Means 
 The B Side  Is  Played Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now I Have To Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which  Is 
 Great,  But   There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It  Is  The  Motor, I Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also  There Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much Neater Actual  Speed  Knob 
 I    Dont   Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip  It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There    With   Your    Hand