My Good Fathers Good  Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It  Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out,  And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette -  Which Means 
 The B Side Is Played  Backwards  If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I  Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It Is The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A  Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather  A Much  Neater Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko And 
 You Need To  Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With    Your   Hand