MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND  GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS  A   TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS.  IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA  IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE  CASSETTE - WHICH MEANS 
 THE B  SIDE IS  PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT  FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT   THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF  IT IS THE  MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD  RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE    PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES ALSO  TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP  IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE    WITH    YOUR   HAND