My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me  The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really  Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out,  And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette - Which  Means 
 The B Side Is  Played  Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now  I Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor  Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is   Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If It  Is  The  Motor, I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A  Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference But It  Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need To  Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With    Your   Hand