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&,&&,,,,&,                                          &&,&,&,&,&
&&,&,,,&&,                @@@@ #####                ,&&&&&&&&,
,&&&,,&,&&                TAPE DREAM                &,,,,,,,&&
&,,&,&&&,,                #### @@@@@                &,,,,,,&,&
&,&&&,,&,,                                          &,,,,,&&&,
&&,,&,&&,, FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON.  ALSO  DATA BUT &,,,,&,,&&
,&,&&&,&,, AT  THIS   POINT  IN  TIME   THAT'S  NOT &,,,&&,&,,
&&&,,&&&,&         REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.        &,,&,&&&,,
,,&,&,,&&&                                          &,&&&,,&,&
,&&&&,&,,,                                          &&,,&,&&&&
&,,,&&&,,,      ======== TYPES OF TAPE ========     ,&,&&&,,,&
&,,&,,&,,&                                          &&&,,&,,&,
&,&&,&&,&,           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           ,,&,&&,&&&
&&,&&,&&&&         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         ,&&&,&&,,,
,&&,&&,,,,      CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO       &,,&&,&,,&
&,&&,&,,,,       CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS        &,&,&&&,&&
&&,&&&,,,&                                          &&&&,,&&,,
,&&,,&,,&, RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE ,,,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&&&         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         ,,&&&&&&&&
&&&&,&&,,,                                          ,&,,,,,,,,
,,,&&,&,,,                == BIAS ==                &&,,,,,,,&
,,&,&&&,,,                                          ,&,,,,,,&&
,&&&,,&,,& CLASS  I  USES ONE  HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY &&,,,,,&,&
&,,&,&&,&,   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   ,&,,,,&&&&
&,&&&,&&&, USE   SEVENTY   OF   THE    SAME   UNIT. &&,,,&,,,,
&&,,&&,,&&                                          ,&,,&&,,,&
,&,&,&,&,&                                          &&,&,&,,&,
&&&&&&&&&,        $$$$$$$$$ AHA AND $$$$$$$$$       ,&&&&&,&&,
,,,,,,,,&,                                          &,,,,&&,&&
,,,,,,,&&& CLASS  IV IS APPARENTLY  TOO  STRONG  TO &,,,&,&&,&
,,,,,,&,,, BE  USED  ON  CLASS I  PLAYERS. IT  WILL &,,&&&,&&&
,,,,,&&,,, SOUND   TOO  LOUND   AND  IT  CANNOT  BE &,&,,&&,,&
,,,,&,&,,& COMPLETELY  ERASED. THIS IS  VERY  WELL. &&&,&,&,&&
,,,&&&&,&,  MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS   ,,&&&&&&,&
,,&,,,&&&&            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            ,&,,,,,&&&
,&&,,&,,,,                                          &&,,,,&,,&
&,&,&&,,,& THEY ALSO GNAW  AT THE TAPE  HEADS A BIT ,&,,,&&,&&
&&&&,&,,&,      BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.     &&,,&,&&,,
,,,&&&,&&&                                          ,&,&&&,&,&
,,&,,&&,,&                                          &&&,,&&&&&
,&&,&,&,&,       ======== ARTIFACTS ========        ,,&,&,,,,&
&,&&&&&&&&                                          ,&&&&,,,&&
&&,,,,,,,& GOOD TAPES ARE  DECENT AND HAVE  A  GOOD &,,,&,,&,,
,&,,,,,,&, HIGH FREQUENCY  PRESENCE,  BAD TAPES ARE &,,&&,&&,&
&&,,,,,&&, LOFI IF  NOT OUTRIGHT BAD. IDK, I  KINDA &,&,&&,&&&
,&,,,,&,&&                 LIKE IT.                 &&&&,&&,,,
&&,,,&&&,,                                          ,,,&&,&,,,
,&,,&,,&,& BIAS  LOSS: IF  YOU FORGET  THE BIAS WHO ,,&,&&&,,&
&&,&&,&&&& KNOWS  WHATS   EVEN  ON  THERE   ANYMORE ,&&&,,&,&&
,&&,&&,,,&                                          &,,&,&&&,,
&,&&,&,,&&  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  &,&&&,,&,,
&&,&&&,&,,   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   &&,,&,&&,&
,&&,,&&&,&                                          ,&,&&&,&&,
&,&,&,,&&& WOW: A  SLOWER  FLUTTER, USUALLY SEVERAL &&&,,&&,&,
&&&&&,&,,& SECONDS LONG. WHAT  UP.  BOTH  OF  THESE ,,&,&,&&&&
,,,,&&&,&&    INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.   ,&&&&&,,,,
,,,&,,&&,&                                          &,,,,&,,,,
,,&&,&,&&, PRINT THROUGH: TAPES  RUB  SOUND ON EACH &,,,&&,,,,
,&,&&&&,&& OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG &,,&,&,,,,
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