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&&,,&&,,&&                 FAT CAP                  &,,&&,,,,&
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,,&&&&&&&& ,,,,,  $$  ¶¶  $$  ¶¶  $$  ¶¶  $$  ,,,,, &&&&&,,,,,
&,,&&&&&&,                                          &&&&,,&&&&
,,,,&&&&,, IN GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG  THE RIVER &&&,,,,&&&
,&&,,&&,,& GROWS THE MUSHROOM.  BETWEEN  FERNS  AND ,&,,&&,,&,
,,,,,,,,,, HORSEMINT  GROWS THE MUSHROOM. ALONG THE ,,,,,,,,,,
&&&&&&&&&, CREEK,  WITH  A REDDISH  CAP  AND  WHITE &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&,, STEM AND QUIRKY GLEAM  IN ITS EYES GROWS &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&,,&               THE MUSHROOM.              ,&&&&&&&&&
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&&&&&,,&&,                   ,,,,,                  &,,&&&&&&&
&&&&,,,,,,                                          ,,,,&&&&&&
&&&,,&&&&& I  AM  DREAMING. A PACKAGE  HAS ARRIVED. ,&&,,&&&&&
&&,,,,&&&&                                          ,,,,,,&&&&
&,,&&,,&&& THROUGH  THE PARK  I  GO  TO  PICK IT UP ,&&&&,,&&&
,,,,,,,,&& FROM  A  BITTER  LADY. A SLOT IN A WALL, ,,&&,,,,&&
,&&&&&&,,& LADY INSIDE, ME  OUTSIDE  WITH  THE REST ,,,,,&&,,,
,,&&&&,,,,               OF THE WORLD.              &&&&,,,,&&
,,,&&,,&&&                                          &&&,,&&,,,
&&,,,,,,&&                   ,,,,,                  &&,,,,,,&&
&,,&&&&,,&                                          &,,&&&&,,&
,,,,&&,,,, DELIVERED IS A  NY FAT CAP, A NOZZLE (OR ,,,,&&,,,,
&&&,,,,&&,       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       ,&&,,,,&&&
&&,,&&,,,,                                          ,,,,&&,,&&
&,,,,,,&&, THROUGH YOUNG FOREST,  THIN AND  RUBBERY &&&,,,,,,&
,,&&&&,,,, WHIPS SHOOT  UP FROM THE EARTH. KIRSKALE &&,,&&&&,,
&,,&&,,&&&    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    &,,,,&&,,&
,,,,,,,,&& ABANDONED GRAY WALLS. I  SHALL  TRY  THE ,,&&,,,,,,
&&&&&&&,,&             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             &,,,,&&&&&
&&&&&&,,,,                                          ,,&&,,&&&&
&&&&&,,&&, THE  PAINT  INSIDE COMES  OUT, IT  COMES &,,,,,,&&&
&&&&,,,,,, LIKE A MASSAGE SHOWER,  IT COMES LIKE  A ,,&&&&,,&&
&&&,,&&&&& THICK AND SLOW BEAM. RICH WITH  RED  AND ,,,&&,,,,&
&&,,,,&&&&               GOOEY PAINT.               &&,,,,&&,,
,,,&&,,&&&                                          ,,,&&,,,,,
&&,,,,,,&, DOESN'T  HIT  ANYTHING.  IT KEEPS  GOING &&,,,,&&&&
&,,&&&&,,, AND   NEVER  REACHES   THE  WALLS.  IT'S ,,,&&,,&&&
,,,,&&,,&& FOREVER  FALLING, BUT  NOTHING  WILL  BE &&,,,,,,&&
,&&,,,,,,&                 STAINED.                 ,,,&&&&,,,
,,,,&&&&,,                                          &&,,&&,,&&
,&&,,&&,,& ,,,,,  $$  ¶¶  $$  ¶¶  $$  ¶¶  $$  ,,,,, &,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,                                          ,,&&&&&&&&
,&&&&&&&&,            I THINK TO MYSELF:            &,,&&&&&&,
,,&&&&&&,,       "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD        ,,,,&&&&,,
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