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...:~†*@¤#         ##.. ~ AB FUBINACA ~ ..##        #¤@*†~:...
..:~†*@¤## #~.                                  .~# ##¤@*†~:..
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..:~†*@¤##            #~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#           ##¤@*†~:..
...:~†*@¤#           ††† A CANNABINOID †††          #¤@*†~:...
....:~†*@¤            #~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#           ¤@*†~:....
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......:~†* INDEED A CANNABINOID,  AB FUBINACA  IS A *†~:......
.....:~†*@ LAST  RESORT  FOR  FORSAKEN  PEOPLE.  IT @*†~:.....
....:~†*@¤   ALTERS YOUR METAPHYSICAL TRAJECTORY,   ¤@*†~:....
...:~†*@¤# WHICH  ABOLUTELY  DOOMS  YOU  SHOULD YOU #¤@*†~:...
..:~†*@¤## NOT  ALREADY  BE  SO.   IT  ALTERS  YOUR ##¤@*†~:..
.:~†*@¤### SLEEP,  MAKES  IT DUSTY AND  FRAGMENTED, ###¤@*†~:.
..:~†*@¤## VAPOUROUS.. UNTIL,  WITH  A  HIGH ENOUGH ##¤@*†~:..
...:~†*@¤#    DOSAGE, IT IS COMPLETELY CAUTERIZED   #¤@*†~:...
....:~†*@¤             FROM YOUR BODY...            ¤@*†~:....
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......:~†* IT'S  AN EVIL, ALIEN WEED HIGH,  TRADING *†~:......
.....:~†*@ YOUR  TIME  FOR  A  SHARPER  VISION,  SO @*†~:.....
....:~†*@¤ SHARP IT  CUTS  RIGHT THROUGH YOUR  EYES ¤@*†~:....
...:~†*@¤#           AND INTO YOUR BRAIN.           #¤@*†~:...
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.:~†*@¤###   YOUR MUSCLES ARE RYTHMICALLY SEVERED,  ###¤@*†~:.
..:~†*@¤##  MOMENTARILY LOSING ALL CONNECTION WITH  ##¤@*†~:..
...:~†*@¤# THE NERVOUS SYSTEM, AND  WHEN THE STRING #¤@*†~:...
....:~†*@¤    SNAPS THEY KEEP THEIR TRAJECTORY,     ¤@*†~:....
.....:~†*@ MOVING UNTHINKINGLY IN  A STRAIGHT LINE. @*†~:.....
......:~†* YOU MAY  ADJUST  THEIR  DIRECTION  MAYBE *†~:......
.....:~†*@ ONCE  A  SECOND.  EVERYTHING  HAPPENS IN @*†~:.....
....:~†*@¤ CHUNKS, DELIVERED  TO YOUR  SENSES AFTER ¤@*†~:....
...:~†*@¤# THE   FACT.   (IT'S  SOMEWHAT   HARD  TO #¤@*†~:...
..:~†*@¤##            BREATHE LIKE THIS)            ##¤@*†~:..
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..:~†*@¤##                  ##::##                  ##¤@*†~:..
...:~†*@¤#               TINY REPORT                #¤@*†~:...
....:~†*@¤                  ##::##                  ¤@*†~:....
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......:~†* † LATER I'LL BE FINE, BUT I'M SO DAMN    *†~:......
.....:~†*@   HIGH ON THE FUUB SHIT. SPACE FLIGHT    @*†~:.....
....:~†*@¤ † NOW BACK LATER, DWELLING. I'M SO       ¤@*†~:....
...:~†*@¤#   HIGH THAT IT SOMEHOW HURTS. ALSO FEELS #¤@*†~:...
..:~†*@¤##   AS LIKE THE EYES ARE COMPLETELY DRY    ##¤@*†~:..
.:~†*@¤### † SOME SHIT, NOW NOT SO HIGH.            ###¤@*†~:.
..:~†*@¤##                  WELL, WE FUCKED SHIT UP ##¤@*†~:..
...:~†*@¤# † NOW EVEN MORE SOBER. I WAS SCARED      #¤@*†~:...
....:~†*@¤   BEFORE. AB-FUCK IS EVIL AND TOXIC      ¤@*†~:....
.....:~†*@   WHEN YOU'RE REALLY USING IT. IT ONLY   @*†~:.....
......:~†*   LASTS FOR LIKE FOURTY MINUTES THOUGH.  *†~:......
.....:~†*@ † IT SEEMS SO ... REALLY WEIRD STUFF!    @*†~:.....
....:~†*@¤ † A LITTLE MORE SOBER NOW AND I'M SO     ¤@*†~:....
...:~†*@¤#   DAMN TIRED. FEELS LIKE TWO, THREE      #¤@*†~:...
..:~†*@¤##   YEARS AGO THAT I GOT STUCK IN THIS     ##¤@*†~:..
.:~†*@¤###   FUBINACA HIGH, STUCK IN ONE AND STUCK  ###¤@*†~:.
..:~†*@¤##   THERE BECAUSE ... FEELS THAT WAY. IN   ##¤@*†~:..
...:~†*@¤#   MY BRAIN.                              #¤@*†~:...
....:~†*@¤ † SO DAMN QUIET OUT THERE. AND           ¤@*†~:....
.....:~†*@   BEAUTIFUL, AND CUTE, AND. AAAAHHHH.    @*†~:.....
......:~†*   ROBOTIC SOARING. BODY REMODEL. TAIL    *†~:......
.....:~†*@ † MY EYES HAVE CRIED OUT THE ALIEN       @*†~:.....
....:~†*@¤   SUBSTANCE AND I'M SOMEHOW BACK AT MY   ¤@*†~:....
...:~†*@¤#   BASELINE..? I NO LONGER BELIEVE I      #¤@*†~:...
..:~†*@¤##   HAVE BEEN DAMAGED, AT ALL              ##¤@*†~:..
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