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.:«†§%§@@#    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     #@@§%§†«:.
.:«†%§@@## YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ##@@§%†«:.
.:«†§%§@##        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ##@§%§†«:.
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.....:†%%§ THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. §%%†:.....
.:«†§%§@## DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ##@§%§†«:.
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.:«†§%@@## DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ##@@%§†«:.
.....«††%§ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE §%††«.....
.:«†§%§@@#   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  #@@§%§†«:.
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.:«†§%§@@# ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. #@@§%§†«:.
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...:††%§§§ YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, §§§%††:...
.:«†§%§@##   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ##@§%§†«:.
.:«†§%§@@# OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL #@@§%§†«:.
..:«««§§§§ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END §§§§«««:..
.:«†§%§@@@ OF IT,  BUT  I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST @@@§%§†«:.
.:«†§%§@## RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ##@§%§†«:.
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