.....,;%&@ @&%;,.....
.,~;^%&@## ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## ##@&%^;~,.
...~~^%&&@ @&&%^~~...
.,~;^%&&&& &&&&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ##@&%^;~,.
......~^&@ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. @&^~......
.,~;;;;^%@ # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, @%^;;;;~,.
.,,,~~~^%& # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, &%^~~~,,,.
....~~^&&@ # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, @&&^~~....
.~;^%&@### # % . UP THE ARM. # % . ###@&%^;~.
.,~;^%&@## IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ##@&%^;~,.
.....,,;%@ # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. @%;,,.....
.,,,~~;^%& # % . # % . # % . &%^;~~,,,.
.,~;^%&@## WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ##@&%^;~,.
....,;^&@@ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . @@&^;,....
.,~;^%&@## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ##@&%^;~,.
....,;^%&@ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . @&%^;,....
....~~;^%& # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. &%^;~~....
.,~;^%&@## # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## # % . # % . # % . ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&&@# FACE, I BITE IT. # % . #@&&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@@@ # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A @@@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## JUICY # % . GRAPE, ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&&@# # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . #@&&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . ##@&%^;~,.
...,~;;^&& SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . &&^;;~,...
.,~;^%&@## # % . CHEW IT. # % . ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## # % . # % . # % . ##@&%^;~,.
......~;%@ % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ @%;~......
.,~;^%@### % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ ###@%^;~,.
.,~;;;^^&& % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM &&^^;;;~,.
.,~;^%&@## AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%## MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ ###&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^&@### % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ ###@&^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ ##@&%^;~,.
.,~~;;^%@# #@%^;;~~,.
...,,~;^&& &&^;~,,...
.,~;^%&@## ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@## ##@&%^;~,.
.,~;^%&@@# #@@&%^;~,.