,,~:%*¤@## ##@¤*%:~,,
,,~:%*@### ###@*%:~,,
,,,,~%%%¤# #¤%%%~,,,,
,,~:%*¤@## ##@¤*%:~,,
,,~:%*¤@## ##@¤*%:~,,
,,,,::%*¤# # * , # * , # * LYING # * , # * , # * , #¤*%::,,,,
,,~:%*¤@## # * , IN MY ROOM, # * , ##@¤*%:~,,
,~:%*¤@### # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ###@¤*%:~,
,,~:%*¤@## # * , SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ##@¤*%:~,,
,,,~~::%¤¤ # * , SOMETHING SLIMY, ¤¤%::~~,,,
,,,,~%%%¤¤ # * , SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ¤¤%%%~,,,,
,,~:%*¤@## # * , UP THE ARM. # * , ##@¤*%:~,,
,,~:%*¤@## IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # * , ##@¤*%:~,,
,,~:%*¤@@@ # * , I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. @@@¤*%:~,,
,,~:%*¤@## # * , # * , # * , ##@¤*%:~,,
,~:%*¤@### WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # * , ###@¤*%:~,
,,,,,~%**@ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # * , @**%~,,,,,
,,~%*¤@### REACHES THE ARMPIT. # * , ###@¤*%~,,
,,,~~~%%¤@ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # * , @¤%%~~~,,,
,,~::%%%*@ # * , LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. @*%%%::~,,
,,~:%*¤@@# # * , IT'S KINDA CUTE. # * , #@@¤*%:~,,
,,,,,::%¤¤ # * , # * , # * , ¤¤%::,,,,,
,,~:%*¤@@# # * , ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #@@¤*%:~,,
,,,,~%%*¤@ FACE, I BITE IT. # * , @¤*%%~,,,,
,,~:%**¤¤@ # * , THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A @¤¤**%:~,,
,,~:%*¤@## JUICY # * , GRAPE, ##@¤*%:~,,
,,,~~~%**@ # * , AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET @**%~~~,,,
,,~:%*¤@## # * , # * , CUCUMBER. , ##@¤*%:~,,
,,,,,,,:*¤ # * , IT'S VERY GOOD. # * , AND I # * , ¤*:,,,,,,,
,,~:::*¤@@ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # * , @@¤*:::~,,
,,~:%*¤@## # * , CHEW IT. # * , ##@¤*%:~,,
,,,,,,~%%¤ # * , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ¤%%~,,,,,,
,,~:%***¤@ # * , # * , # * , @¤***%:~,,
,,,,,~%%*¤ * ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. * ~ ¤*%%~,,,,,
,,~::::*@@ * ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER * ~ @@*::::~,,
,,,,,,::*@ * ~ MY SHIRT, * ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM @*::,,,,,,
,,~:%*¤### AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. * ~ ###¤*%:~,,
,,,,~::%*@ * ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH @*%::~,,,,
,,~:%*¤@## MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. * ~ ##@¤*%:~,,
,,~:%*¤@@@ * ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE @@@¤*%:~,,
,,~:%%%**@ SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO @**%%%:~,,
,,~:%*¤@## MOVE MY LEFT ARM. * ~ ##@¤*%:~,,
,,,,,::**@ * ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, * ~ @**::,,,,,
,,~:%*¤@## * ~ * ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. * ~ * ~ ##@¤*%:~,,
,,~:%*¤@## ##@¤*%:~,,
,,~:%*¤@## ##@¤*%:~,,
,,~:%*¤@## ##@¤*%:~,,
,,~:%*¤@## ##@¤*%:~,,
,,~:%*¤@## ##@¤*%:~,,