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#%^,...... # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . ......,^%#
#%%^~,.... # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ....,~^%%#
&&&%~,.... # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ....,~%&&&
###&%%^~,. # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, .,~^%%##
###&%%^~,. # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, .,~^%%##
&%^^^^,... # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ...,^^^^%&
&&&%%~~~,. # % . UP THE ARM. # % . .,~~~%%&&&
#&%^^^^~,. IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . .,~^^^^%
###&%%^~,. # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. .,~^%%##
#&%~,..... # % . # % . # % . .....,~%
#&%^,..... WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . .....,^%
###&%%^~,. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . .,~^%%##
&%~~~..... REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . .....~~~%&
#&%%%~,... I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ...,~%%%
####%%^~,. # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. .,~^%%####
###&%%^~,. # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . .,~^%%##
&%%%%^,... # % . # % . # % . ...,^%%%%&
###&%%^~,. # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY .,~^%%##
###&%%^~,. FACE, I BITE IT. # % . .,~^%%##
###&%%^~,. # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A .,~^%%##
&&%%^^^~,. JUICY # % . GRAPE, .,~^^^%%&&
###&%%^~,. # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .,~^%%##
###&%%^~,. # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . .,~^%%##
#&&%%%^~,. # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . .,~^%%%&
####%%^~,. SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . .,~^%%####
###&%%^~,. # % . CHEW IT. # % . .,~^%%##
###&%%^~,. # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. .,~^%%##
#&%%^,,,.. # % . # % . # % . ..,,,^%%
###&%%^~,. % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ .,~^%%##
#%%%^,.... % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ ....,^%%%#
###&%%^~,. % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM .,~^%%##
#&%%~~~,.. AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ ..,~~~%%
##&%~,.... % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ....,~%#
###&%%^~,. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ .,~^%%##
##%%%^,... % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ...,^%%%##
###&%%^~,. SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .,~^%%##
###&%%^~,. MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ .,~^%%##
###&%%^~,. % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ .,~^%%##
##&%%%^~,. % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ .,~^%%%#
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