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##@$**~^,,                #### #####                ,,^~**$@##
#@$**~^,,,                TAPE DREAM                ,,,^~**$@#
@$**~^,,,,                #### #####                ,,,,^~**$@
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**~^,,,,,, FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON. ALSO  DATA  BUT ,,,,,,^~**
*~^,,,,,,, AT   THIS  POINT  IN  TIME   THAT'S  NOT ,,,,,,,^~*
~^,,,,,,,,         REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.        ,,,,,,,,^~
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,,,,,,,,,,     ******** TYPES OF TAPE ********      ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,,           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,       CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO      ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,       CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS        ,,,,,,,,,,
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~^,,,,,,,, RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE ,,,,,,,,^~
*~^,,,,,,,         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         ,,,,,,,^~*
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$**~^,,,,,                ** BIAS **                ,,,,,^~**$
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#@$**~^,,, CLASS  I  USES ONE  HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY ,,,^~**$@#
##@$**~^,,   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   ,,^~**$@##
###@$**~^, USE    SEVENTY   OF   THE   SAME   UNIT. ,^~**$@###
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@$**~^,,,,       ********* AHA AND *********        ,,,,^~**$@
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**~^,,,,,, CLASS  IV  IS  APPARENTLY TOO STRONG  TO ,,,,,,^~**
*~^,,,,,,, BE  USED ON  CLASS  I PLAYERS.  IT  WILL ,,,,,,,^~*
~^,,,,,,,, SOUND   TOO  LOUND   AND  IT  CANNOT  BE ,,,,,,,,^~
^,,,,,,,,, COMPLETELY ERASED. THIS  IS  VERY  WELL. ,,,,,,,,,^
,,,,,,,,,,   MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS  ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, THEY ALSO GNAW AT  THE TAPE HEADS A  BIT ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      ,,,,,,,,,,
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^,,,,,,,,,        ******** ARTIFACTS ********       ,,,,,,,,,^
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*~^,,,,,,, GOOD  TAPES ARE  DECENT AND HAVE A  GOOD ,,,,,,,^~*
**~^,,,,,, HIGH  FREQUENCY  PRESENCE, BAD TAPES ARE ,,,,,,^~**
$**~^,,,,, LOFI IF  NOT OUTRIGHT BAD. IDK, I  KINDA ,,,,,^~**$
@$**~^,,,,                 LIKE IT.                 ,,,,^~**$@
#@$**~^,,,                                          ,,,^~**$@#
##@$**~^,, BIAS LOSS: IF YOU FORGET  THE  BIAS  WHO ,,^~**$@##
###@$**~^, KNOWS   WHATS  EVEN  ON   THERE  ANYMORE ,^~**$@###
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#@$**~^,,,  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  ,,,^~**$@#
@$**~^,,,,   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   ,,,,^~**$@
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**~^,,,,,, WOW:  A  SLOWER FLUTTER, USUALLY SEVERAL ,,,,,,^~**
*~^,,,,,,, SECONDS  LONG. WHAT  UP.  BOTH  OF THESE ,,,,,,,^~*
~^,,,,,,,,   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    ,,,,,,,,^~
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,,,,,,,,,, PRINT THROUGH: TAPES  RUB SOUND  ON EACH ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG ,,,,,,,,,,
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