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....~~^%%¤ .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~. ¤%%^~~....
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..~~^%%¤@@ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, @@¤%%^~~..
.~~^%%¤@@# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #@@¤%%^~~.
..~~^%%¤@@ TO COME TO HARM. @@¤%%^~~..
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....~~^%%¤ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¤%%^~~....
.....~~^%% BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH %%^~~.....
....~~^%%¤ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¤%%^~~....
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..~~^%%¤@@ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN @@¤%%^~~..
.~~^%%¤@@# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #@@¤%%^~~.
..~~^%%¤@@ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR @@¤%%^~~..
...~~^%%¤@ SECOND LAWS. @¤%%^~~...
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...~~^%%¤@ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, @¤%%^~~...
..~~^%%¤@@ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I @@¤%%^~~..
.~~^%%¤@@# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #@@¤%%^~~.
..~~^%%¤@@ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, @@¤%%^~~..
...~~^%%¤@ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH @¤%%^~~...
....~~^%%¤ THINGS... ¤%%^~~....
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....~~^%%¤ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¤%%^~~....
...~~^%%¤@ INSIDE. @¤%%^~~...
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