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.~»:^¤#@## ##@#¤^:»~.
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..~»»^¤¤## .»»» BATTERIES »»». ##¤¤^»»~..
.~»:^¤#@## ##@#¤^:»~.
..~»»:¤### BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ###¤:»»~..
.~»:^¤#@## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##@#¤^:»~.
....»:::¤# TO COME TO HARM. #¤:::»....
.~»:^¤#### ####¤^:»~.
.~»:^¤#@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##@#¤^:»~.
..~~~~»»^# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #^»»~~~~..
.~»:¤#@### ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ###@#¤:»~.
.~»:^¤#@## ##@#¤^:»~.
.~»:^¤#@## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##@#¤^:»~.
.....»^¤## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##¤^».....
.......»^# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #^».......
.~»:^¤#@## SECOND LAWS. ##@#¤^:»~.
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.~»:^¤#@## ##@#¤^:»~.
.~»:^¤#@## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##@#¤^:»~.
.~»:^¤#@## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##@#¤^:»~.
.....»»^#@ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. @#^»».....
.~»:^¤#@## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##@#¤^:»~.
.~»:^¤#@## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##@#¤^:»~.
.~»:^#@### THINGS... ###@#^:»~.
.....~::¤# #¤::~.....
.....»^#@@ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY @@#^».....
.~»:^¤#### INSIDE. ####¤^:»~.
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