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###§*†\~~¨ ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ¨~~\†*§###
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#**†~~¨¨¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨¨¨~~†**#
#@#§*†\~~¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨~~\†*§#@#
#@#§*†\~~¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨~~\†*§#@#
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#@#§*†\~~¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨~~\†*§#@#
§§*†††\~~¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨~~\†††*§§
§†~~~¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨~~~†§
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§†\~~~¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨¨~~~\†§
#@#§*†\~~¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨~~\†*§#@#
#@#§*†\~~¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨~~\†*§#@#
#***†~~~~¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨~~~~†***#
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@§*†\~~~~¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨~~~~\†*§@
###§*†\~~¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨~~\†*§###
@##§*†\~~¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨~~\†*§##@
#@#§*†\~~¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨~~\†*§#@#
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#@#§*†\~~¨ THINGS... ¨~~\†*§#@#
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##@§*†\~~¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨~~\†*§@##
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