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.....-«†*§           .««« BATTERIES «««.            §*†«-.....
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.......-«† BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, †«-.......
......-«†* THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A HUMAN  BEING *†«-......
.....-«†*§             TO COME TO HARM.             §*†«-.....
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...-«†*§¤@ A BATTERY MUST  OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @¤§*†«-...
..-«†*§¤@# BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH #@¤§*†«-..
.-«†*§¤@## ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ##@¤§*†«-.
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...-«†*§¤@ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN @¤§*†«-...
....-«†*§¤ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ¤§*†«-....
.....-«†*§ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR §*†«-.....
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....-«†*§¤   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ¤§*†«-....
...-«†*§¤@ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I @¤§*†«-...
..-«†*§¤@#   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   #@¤§*†«-..
.-«†*§¤@##        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ##@¤§*†«-.
..-«†*§¤@#    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    #@¤§*†«-..
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.....-«†*§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §*†«-.....
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