,~«\$*¤### ###¤*$\«~,
,,~«\$*¤## ##¤*$\«~,,
,,,~«\$*¤# #¤*$\«~,,,
,,~«\$*¤## ##¤*$\«~,,
,~«\$*¤### ###¤*$\«~,
,,~«\$*¤## ,««« BATTERIES «««, ##¤*$\«~,,
,,,~«\$*¤# #¤*$\«~,,,
,,~«\$*¤## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##¤*$\«~,,
,~«\$*¤### THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ###¤*$\«~,
,,~«\$*¤## TO COME TO HARM. ##¤*$\«~,,
,,,~«\$*¤# #¤*$\«~,,,
,,~«\$*¤## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##¤*$\«~,,
,~«\$*¤### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ###¤*$\«~,
,,~«\$*¤## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##¤*$\«~,,
,,,~«\$*¤# #¤*$\«~,,,
,,~«\$*¤## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##¤*$\«~,,
,~«\$*¤### EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ###¤*$\«~,
,,~«\$*¤## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##¤*$\«~,,
,,,~«\$*¤# SECOND LAWS. #¤*$\«~,,,
,,~«\$*¤## ##¤*$\«~,,
,~«\$*¤### #### ###¤*$\«~,
,,~«\$*¤## ##¤*$\«~,,
,,,~«\$*¤# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #¤*$\«~,,,
,,~«\$*¤## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##¤*$\«~,,
,~«\$*¤### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###¤*$\«~,
,,~«\$*¤## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##¤*$\«~,,
,,,~«\$*¤# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #¤*$\«~,,,
,,~«\$*¤## THINGS... ##¤*$\«~,,
,~«\$*¤### ###¤*$\«~,
,,~«\$*¤## THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##¤*$\«~,,
,,,~«\$*¤# INSIDE. #¤*$\«~,,,
,,~«\$*¤## ##¤*$\«~,,
,~«\$*¤### ###¤*$\«~,
,,~«\$*¤## ##¤*$\«~,,
,,,~«\$*¤# #¤*$\«~,,,
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