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¨¨§¨¨§§¨§¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨§§§¨§¨§¨§
§¨§§¨§¨§§§ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨§¨¨§§§§§§
¨§§¨§§§§¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨§§¨§¨¨¨¨¨
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¨§§§¨§¨¨§§ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§§§¨§¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨§¨§¨§§¨¨
¨§§¨§¨¨§§§ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. §¨§§§§§¨§¨
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§§§§¨¨§§§¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨
§¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨§§¨¨§§¨
§§¨¨§§§§¨§ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR §¨¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨¨¨§§ SECOND LAWS. §§¨§§§§§§§
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§§§¨¨¨§¨§§ #### §§§¨§¨¨¨¨¨
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§§¨§§¨§¨¨§ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, §§¨§¨¨§¨¨¨
§¨§§¨§§§¨§ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I §¨§§§¨§§¨¨
§§§¨§§¨¨§§ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. §§§¨¨§§¨§¨
§¨¨§§¨§¨§¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, §¨¨§¨§¨§§§
¨§¨§¨§§§§§ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH §§¨§§§§§¨¨
¨§§§§§¨¨¨¨ THINGS... §¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨
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§§§¨¨¨§§¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨§¨§§§¨¨§¨
§¨¨§¨¨§¨§¨ INSIDE. §§§§¨¨§¨§§
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