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....#.###.            .~~~ Batteries ~~~.           .#.#####..
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....#..#.# Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, .#..#...##
#...##.### Through Inaction, Allow  A  Human  Being ###.##..#.
##..#.##..             To Come To Harm.             ...##.#.##
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..###..### A Battery Must  Obey The Orders Given It .#.###...#
#.#..#.#.. By  Human  Beings   Except   Where  Such .###..#..#
.###.####. Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. .#..#.##.#
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..#.#.#..# A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own #..##..##.
..######.# Existence  As  Long  As Such  Protection .#.#.#.#.#
#.#.....## Does Not  Conflict  With  The  First  Or ##########
.###....#.               Second Laws.               #.........
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.###.####.  These Things Power Almost Everything,   .##.#.....
.#..##...# But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ##.###....
.##.#.#..#   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ..##..#...
.#.#####.#         Think Double A, Triple A,        #.#.#.##..
.###....##    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    #######.#.
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#..##.#.#. They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty .#.....##.
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