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¨..~//%%§§ ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ §§%%//~..¨
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¨.~/=%§### BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ###§%=/~.¨
¨¨¨..~/=§# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #§=/~..¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨..~=§ TO COME TO HARM. §=~..¨¨¨¨¨
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¨.~/=%#### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ####%=/~.¨
¨.~/=%§### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ###§%=/~.¨
¨.~/=%%§§§ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. §§§%%=/~.¨
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¨.~/=%§### A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ###§%=/~.¨
¨.~/=%§### EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ###§%=/~.¨
¨.~/=%§### DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ###§%=/~.¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~=§ SECOND LAWS. §=~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨.~/=%§### THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ###§%=/~.¨
¨¨¨¨..~==§ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I §==~..¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~/%# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #%/~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~//=§§# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #§§=//~¨¨¨
¨.~/=%§### TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ###§%=/~.¨
¨.~/=%§### THINGS... ###§%=/~.¨
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¨¨¨~~///%# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #%///~~¨¨¨
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