###@£¤§/~,                                          ,~/§¤£@###
##@£¤§/~,.                                          .,~/§¤£@##
##@£¤§/~,.                                          .,~/§¤£@##
@@@£¤§/~,.                                          .,~/§¤£@@@
#£§/~.....                                          .....~/§£#
#£§/,.....        LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS        .....,/§£#
£§~,,,....                                          ....,,,~§£
#§£$\^.,,, ¨¨..,,.,¨.¨..¨¨.,,.¨,..,,....¨¨¨.¨..¨.¨, ,,,.^\$£§#
&%%/.,,,.¨ ,...,.¨,¨,¨.,..,¨¨,,¨,¨,¨.,¨¨¨,,¨,..¨.¨¨ ¨.,,,./%%&
##£@%^\«~. .¨.,¨  LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS  .,.., .~«\^%@£##
£††~^,¨,,¨ ,¨¨.,¨,..¨¨,,,.,,,¨¨.¨,¨.¨,¨,,,...,¨¨¨.. ¨,,¨,^~††£
@$&$;,--,. ¨¨.,,¨¨¨¨¨,¨....¨,,¨¨,,¨¨¨.....,,¨.¨,,,, .,--,;$&$@
£$/»~¨,...                                          ...,¨~»/$£
#@££%^/«..      ~«=~»«~«»=~-=-«~»-«»~«~=~«-=--=     ..«/^%££@#
£¤@^»~,¨,¨      ~ THINGS I'VE BOUGHT IN SHOPS -     ¨,¨,~»^@¤£
@¤^:,.¨,.,     ~=~~~~~~»~»»=»»«»=-~«»«-»-«--~~      ,.,¨.,:^¤@
@§$=¨¨.,,.                                          .,,.¨¨=$§@
#@##£$\--.  TEAL TAPE PLAYER WITH TOO MANY BUTTONS  .--\$£##@#
##¶¤@=\--.                                          .--\=@¤¶##
##¶£&=/-,.   A CRATE OF USED IBM FLOPPY DISKS - A   .,-/=&£¶##
##@§%†\«^¨         CENT FOR THE WHOLE THING         ¨^«\†%§@##
##££$=/~^.                                          .^~/=$££##
¶@£*««.¨..   BRAND NEW FLOPPY DISKS IN ALUMINUM OR  ..¨.««*£@¶
¤%*;\,,,¨¨              CLEAR PLASTIC               ¨¨,,,\;*%¤
£¤%~,.¨.,.                                          .,.¨.,~%¤£
####£*=~^,       IKEA/TE FREKVENS MICROPHONES       ,^~=*£####
#&^~,¨¨¨,.                                          .,¨¨¨,~^&#
#@¶¤$†\-.¨                 NY FATCAP                ¨.-\†$¤¶@#
#@*$~¨¨,,,                                          ,,,¨¨~$*@#
##£@£%=-,. MULTILEVEL FOLD-OUT COPPER/GLASS MIRROR  .,-=%£@£##
&§$£$^/-^¨  (COULD REFLECT SUNLIGHT EVEN WITHOUT A  ¨^-/^$£$§&
@†§-~:.¨.¨        LINE OF SIGHT TO THE SUN)         ¨.¨.:~-§†@
¤££%:,¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨,:%££¤
##@¤¤$:=^,  TWO SUPER LONG GRUNDIG DICTAPHONES IN   ,^=:$¤¤@##
##@&§*/«.¨         PURPLE/PINK GOLD COLOURS         ¨.«/*§&@##
##@£#**\«,                                          ,«\**#£@##
##@§&*:=-.          PEBBLE-SIZED COINS WITH         .-=:*&§@##
¶@¤£:===~,            PLAYSTATION SYMBOLS           ,~===:£¤@¶
#§@%&§:-,,                                          ,,-:§&%@§#
@@§*-~,¨,¨ COLLECTION OF TWO CENTIMETER HIGH AMBER  ¨,¨,~-*§@@
¤*«-¨.,,¨¨    FIGURINES OF VARIOUS CREATURES AND    ¨¨,,.¨-«*¤
§†«,.¨,,.,                CHARACTERS                ,.,,¨.,«†§
#@£§$^;«~¨                                          ¨~«;^$§£@#
##¶&§%:«,,                                          ,,«:%§&¶##
§§*$$%=«^,                                          ,^«=%$$*§§
§*-»~»-,¨,       =»~-~-~~~~-~~-»»-~-=««~=-~~        ,¨,-»~»-*§
###@&$\~:,        « THINGS I'VE BEEN GIFTED ~       ,:~\$&@###
#§#£%-»=,.        -~«--~~==~~«~-»--~~«««~~~«~       .,=»-%£#§#
#@#£*†:~:¨                                          ¨:~:†*£#@#
@@£@$%†~,.    A COMPUTER (LOOKED LIKE A GEN THREE   .,~†%$@£@@
#§§&£^/~,. IMAC) FILLED WITH BLUEPRINTS FOR PLANES  .,~/^£&§§#
#¶§&£†*»,,           AND SLEEK SPACESHIPS           ,,»*†£&§¶#
#&¤=/.,¨¨,                                          ,¨¨,./=¤&#
##§:/~~«~¨  SIX BY THREE CM GLITTERY FURRY STICKER  ¨~«~~/:§##
£¶£;~~¨,,,   (GRINNING PURPLE WOLF ON YELLOW-GREEN  ,,,¨~~;£¶£
##@@%§*-^¨                 LEAVES)                  ¨^-*§%@@##
@£%~:..¨¨,                                          ,¨¨..:~%£@
###§$§;».,     TINY METAL DRAGON/HORSE FIGURINE     ,.»;§$§###
@¤@/^=/=.,                                          ,.=/=^/@¤@
###££^=»~¨      OLD INSTANT CAMERA WITH THREE       ¨~»=^££###
#¤¤=~:.,¨.      DIMENSIONAL FOCUSING JOYSTICK       .¨,.:~=¤¤#
£@**;/†»..                                          ..»†/;**@£
§#$§¤**»,,    PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY TEETH AND TONGUE,   ,,»**¤§$#§
§†;».,.¨¨¨        TAKEN FROM INSIDE MY MOUTH        ¨¨¨.,.»;†§
&$*;,,¨¨¨.                                          .¨¨¨,,;*$&
#@#§%--,¨¨  MONSTER TRUCK-SIZED REGULAR CAR WITH A  ¨¨,--%§#@#
#&%*†-¨.¨¨        MINIMUM SPEED OF FORTY KMH        ¨¨.¨-†*%&#
#@£$-»,,..                                          ..,,»-$£@#
@§£§*†/-,.                                          .,-/†*§£§@
£^%-,,,.,¨                                          ¨,.,,,-%^£
#£=.:~.,..          -»===--»~-~«~»~==-«~=»-         ..,.~:.=£#
##££§%:=:,         ~ STOLEN/FOUND THINGS »          ,:=:%§££##
#§†:¨....¨          =-~=---«--»~«~-~»»=~«~«         ¨....¨:†§#
¶#%«,¨.,¨,                                          ,¨,.¨,«%#¶
#§¤=$=~.¨¨     STRANGE AND VERY LARGE FLASH CARD    ¨¨.~=$=¤§#
@#§%»¨¨,,¨                                          ¨,,¨¨»%§#@
£**»»,..¨¨    CASSETTE TAPE TAGGED WITH BLUE INK    ¨¨..,»»**£
##£#%^^-,,                                          ,,-^^%#£##
&£&^/^^..¨ STICKER SHEET (TINY FOXES DOING VARIOUS  ¨..^^/^&£&
##@&¤^:~-.            FACIAL EXPRESSIONS)           .-~:^¤&@##
#@£;*-,.,,                                          ,,.,-*;£@#
#¶*;^-~«-,    LOTS OF TOOTHPICK-SIZED DRIPPY PENS   ,-«~-^;*¶#
#@@&@*^~-.        WITH FLUORESCENT NEON INK         .-~^*@&@@#
##@§%$†~.,                                          ,.~†$%§@##
#@@££^^-..  MIRROR THAT SHOWS YOU POST-TRANSITION   ..-^^££@@#
#@##£%==-¨                                          ¨-==%£##@#
#§@&§==~-.                                          .-~==§&@§#
&$*/=»«~.¨                                          ¨.~«»=/*$&
##¶#£$/«:,                                          ,:«/$£#¶##
##¶¤£%^~-¨                                          ¨-~^%£¤¶##