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¨.=:*&§@## ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ ##@§&*:=.¨
¨.=:*&§§§§ §§§§&*:=.¨
¨.=:*&§@## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##@§&*:=.¨
¨.=:*&§@## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##@§&*:=.¨
¨.=:*&§@## TO COME TO HARM. ##@§&*:=.¨
¨.=:*&§@## ##@§&*:=.¨
¨¨¨¨¨.:&§# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #§&:.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨==**§ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH §**==¨¨¨¨¨
¨.=:*&§@## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##@§&*:=.¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨=*&@ @&*=¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨.=:*&§@## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##@§&*:=.¨
¨¨¨¨...:*§ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION §*:...¨¨¨¨
¨.===***§@ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR @§***===.¨
¨¨¨¨.:*&§@ SECOND LAWS. @§&*:.¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨.:&@# #### #@&:.¨¨¨¨¨
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¨.=:*&§@## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##@§&*:=.¨
¨¨...==**§ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I §**==...¨¨
¨.=:*&§### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###§&*:=.¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨.:&@ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, @&:.¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨.=:***&&§ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH §&&***:=.¨
¨.=:*&§§@# THINGS... #@§§&*:=.¨
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¨¨¨¨.=*§§§ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY §§§*=.¨¨¨¨
¨.=:*&§@## INSIDE. ##@§&*:=.¨
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