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.......... .««« BATTERIES «««. ..........
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.......... BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ..........
.......... THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ..........
:......... TO COME TO HARM. .........:
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†*:....... A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT .......:*†
*†*:...... BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ......:*†*
£*†*:..... ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. .....:*†*£
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#¶£*†*:... A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ...:*†*£¶#
##¶£*†*:.. EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ..:*†*£¶##
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##¶£*†*:.. SECOND LAWS. ..:*†*£¶##
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*†*:...... THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ......:*†*
†*:....... BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I .......:*†
*:........ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ........:*
:......... THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, .........:
.......... TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ..........
.......... THINGS... ..........
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.......... THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ..........
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