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,^~\*¤§¶## ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, ##¶§¤*\~^,
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,,,,,^~*§¶ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¶§*~^,,,,,
,^~\*¤§¶## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##¶§¤*\~^,
,^~\*¤§¶## TO COME TO HARM. ##¶§¤*\~^,
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,^~\*¤§¶## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##¶§¤*\~^,
,^~\*¤§¶## BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ##¶§¤*\~^,
,^~\*¤¤¤¶# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #¶¤¤¤*\~^,
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,^~\*¤§¶## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##¶§¤*\~^,
,,,,,^^\*§ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION §*\^^,,,,,
,,,~\\\*¤§ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR §¤*\\\~,,,
,^~\*¤§¶## SECOND LAWS. ##¶§¤*\~^,
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,^~\*¤§¶## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##¶§¤*\~^,
,^~\*¤§¶¶¶ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¶¶¶§¤*\~^,
,,,,~\*§§# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #§§*\~,,,,
,,,,~***§# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #§***~,,,,
,,,,,,^\*§ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH §*\^,,,,,,
,^~\*¤§¶## THINGS... ##¶§¤*\~^,
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,^~\*¤§¶## THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##¶§¤*\~^,
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