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,,,,,,,,.~ ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, ~.,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,.~ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~† THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING †~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~†† TO COME TO HARM. ††~.,,,,,,
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,,,,.~††%¤ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¤%††~.,,,,
,,,.~††%¤@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @¤%††~.,,,
,,.~††%¤@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@¤%††~.,,
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,,.~††%¤@# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #@¤%††~.,,
,,,.~††%¤@ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION @¤%††~.,,,
,,,,.~††%¤ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¤%††~.,,,,
,,,,,.~††% SECOND LAWS. %††~.,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,. THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, .,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~† SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. †~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~†† THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ††~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~††% TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH %††~.,,,,,
,,,,.~††%¤ THINGS... ¤%††~.,,,,
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,,.~††%¤@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@¤%††~.,,
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