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#§§***;=~¨ ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ ¨~=;***§§#
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###§%*;=~¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨~=;*%§###
###§%*;=~¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨~=;*%§###
#§§*;~¨¨¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨¨¨~;*§§#
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§§***;;=~¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨~=;;***§§
###§%*;=~¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨~=;*%§###
§§*=~¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨~=*§§
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###§%*;=~¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨~=;*%§###
##%*;;~¨¨¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨~;;*%##
###§%*;=~¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨~=;*%§###
####%*;=~¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨~=;*%####
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§*=~¨¨¨¨¨¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨¨¨¨¨¨~=*§
###§%*;=~¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨~=;*%§###
####§%*;=¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨=;*%§####
###§%*;=~¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨~=;*%§###
###§%*;=~¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨~=;*%§###
###§%*;=~¨ THINGS... ¨~=;*%§###
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###§%*;=~¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨~=;*%§###
###§%*;=~¨ INSIDE. ¨~=;*%§###
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