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..~\$%&@## ........................................ ##@&%$\~..
..~\$%&@## FREQUENCY MODULATION IS GREAT ON PAPER ##@&%$\~..
..~\$%&@## OR WITH A USER INTERFACE THAT'S NOT ##@&%$\~..
..~\$%&@## ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S ##@&%$\~..
..~\$%@### REALLY ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE ###@%$\~..
....\$%&@# MATTER. #@&%$\....
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..~\$%&@## ACTUALLY, I'M SELLING THIS ONE. FUCK ##@&%$\~..
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..~\$%&@## I WAS HOPING FOR IT TO VOCALIZE LIKE ##@&%$\~..
..~\$%&@## BEASTSKIN ARMOR, OR PERHAPS OFFER ME ##@&%$\~..
.....\\$%& THE SAME KIND OF DEFENSIVE ABILITIES &%$\\.....
..~\$%&@## (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS ##@&%$\~..
..~\$%&@## REALLY HOPING IT WOULD LET ME SURVIVE ##@&%$\~..
..~\$%&&&& RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA. &&&&%$\~..
..~\$%&&&@ @&&&%$\~..
......~$%@ BUT NO! OUT OF THE BOX IT SOUNDS LIKE @%$~......
..~\$%&@## PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT ##@&%$\~..
.......\%@ SOUNDS LIKE AN ANGRY DIAL UP. FUCK! @%\.......
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