My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me  The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A  Two track   Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X  Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On  The Cassette - Which Means 
 The B Side Is  Played  Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now I Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low  Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is  The Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A  Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It Applies Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There   With    Your    Hand