My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A  Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get  How It Works. It Has 
 Two X  Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  -  Which Means 
 The B  Side Is Played Backwards If  It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now  I  Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is   Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It  Is  The Motor, I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really Rad Red  Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather A  Much  Neater Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference  But It  Applies Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko And 
 You Need To Flip It Over Constantly  And 
 Get    In   There   With    Your    Hand