My Good Fathers Good Friend  Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T  Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four  X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette - Which  Means 
 The B  Side Is Played Backwards  If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures  A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is  The Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather  A Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It  Applies Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip  It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There   With    Your    Hand