My Good Fathers Good Friend  Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really  Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca  Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette  - Which Means 
 The B  Side  Is Played Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which  Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is   Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If  It  Is The Motor,  I Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A  Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know    The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It Applies  Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It Over  Constantly And 
 Get    In    There    With   Your   Hand