My Good Fathers  Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A   Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works.  It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X  Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette  - Which Means 
 The B Side Is  Played  Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures  A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It  Is  The Motor,  I Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A  Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A  Much Neater Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It  Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There    With    Your   Hand