My Good Fathers Good  Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its   A  Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works.  It Has 
 Two X  Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The  Cassette - Which Means 
 The  B Side Is Played  Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now  I Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low  Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But   There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If It  Is The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference But It Applies Also  To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update: This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need  To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There    With   Your   Hand