My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get  How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X  Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The  Cassette - Which Means 
 The B Side Is Played  Backwards  If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now I  Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There   Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It  Is The Motor,  I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really Rad Red  Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference But It Applies Also  To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update: This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There    With    Your   Hand