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¨^~\$$&# ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ##&&$$\~^¨
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¨¨¨¨¨~$$&& BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, &&$$~¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~\$$## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ###&$$\~^¨
¨¨¨¨^\$$$& TO COME TO HARM. &$$$\^¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨^~$ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #&$~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~\$$$# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ##&$$$\~^¨
¨^~\$$## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ###&$$\~^¨
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¨^~\$$&&&& A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN &&&&$$\~^¨
¨^~\$### EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ####&$\~^¨
¨¨¨¨^\\$ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #&$\\^¨¨¨¨
¨^~\$$## SECOND LAWS. ###&$$\~^¨
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¨^~\$$$$## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##$$$$\~^¨
¨^~\$$## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ###&$$\~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨^\$$# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #$$\^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^~\$$ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #&$$\~^¨¨¨
¨^~\$### TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ####&$\~^¨
¨^~\$$## THINGS... ###&$$\~^¨
¨^~\$$#### ####$$\~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~$& THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY &$~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~\$$& INSIDE. &$$\~^¨¨¨¨
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