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¨:~†^$§### BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ###§$^†~:¨
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¨:~†^$§### TO COME TO HARM. ###§$^†~:¨
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¨:~†^$§### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ###§$^†~:¨
¨:~†^$#### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ####$^†~:¨
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¨:~†^$§### A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ###§$^†~:¨
¨:~†^$§### EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ###§$^†~:¨
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¨:~†^$§### THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ###§$^†~:¨
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¨:~^$§#### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ####§$^~:¨
¨:~†^$§### THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ###§$^†~:¨
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¨:~†^$§### THINGS... ###§$^†~:¨
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¨:~†^$§### THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ###§$^†~:¨
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