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¨¨¨¨¨^~\^%            ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨           %^\~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\^                                          ^\~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, \~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^             TO COME TO HARM.             ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BY  HUMAN   BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR \~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\^               SECOND LAWS.               ^\~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~\^%                                          %^\~^¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨^~\^%@##   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ##@%^\~^¨¨
¨^~\^%@### BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ###@%^\~^¨
¨¨^~\^%@##   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ##@%^\~^¨¨
¨¨¨^~\^%@#        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         #@%^\~^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨^~\^%@    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    @%^\~^¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨^~\^%                 THINGS...                %^\~^¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\^                                          ^\~^¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~\ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY \~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~                 INSIDE.                  ~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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