,,,,,~%%@@ @@%%~,,,,,
,,,,,,~%%@ @%%~,,,,,,
,,,,,~%%@@ @@%%~,,,,,
,,,,~%%@@# #@@%%~,,,,
,,,~%%@@## ##@@%%~,,,
,,~%%@@### ,~~~ Batteries ~~~, ###@@%%~,,
,,,~%%@@## ##@@%%~,,,
,,,,~%%@@# Batteries May Not Harm A Human Or, #@@%%~,,,,
,,,,,~%%@@ Through Inaction, Allow A Human Being @@%%~,,,,,
,,,,,,~%%@ To Come To Harm. @%%~,,,,,,
,,,,,~%%@@ @@%%~,,,,,
,,,,~%%@@# A Battery Must Obey The Orders Given It #@@%%~,,,,
,,,~%%@@## By Human Beings Except Where Such ##@@%%~,,,
,,~%%@@### Orders Conflict With The First Law. ###@@%%~,,
,,,~%%@@## ##@@%%~,,,
,,,,~%%@@# A Battery Must Protect Its Own #@@%%~,,,,
,,,,,~%%@@ Existence As Long As Such Protection @@%%~,,,,,
,,,,,,~%%@ Does Not Conflict With The First Or @%%~,,,,,,
,,,,,~%%@@ Second Laws. @@%%~,,,,,
,,,,~%%@@# #@@%%~,,,,
,,,~%%@@## #### ##@@%%~,,,
,,~%%@@### ###@@%%~,,
,,,~%%@@## These Things Power Almost Everything, ##@@%%~,,,
,,,,~%%@@# But When I Speak About Batteries I #@@%%~,,,,
,,,,,~%%@@ Speak About Standard Household Ones. @@%%~,,,,,
,,,,,,~%%@ Think Double A, Triple A, @%%~,,,,,,
,,,,,~%%@@ Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such @@%%~,,,,,
,,,,~%%@@# Things... #@@%%~,,,,
,,,~%%@@## ##@@%%~,,,
,,~%%@@### They Look Slick But Are Very Dirty ###@@%%~,,
,,,~%%@@## Inside. ##@@%%~,,,
,,,,~%%@@# #@@%%~,,,,
,,,,,~%%@@ @@%%~,,,,,
,,,,,,~%%@ @%%~,,,,,,
,,,,,~%%@@ @@%%~,,,,,
,,,,~%%@@# #@@%%~,,,,