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¨¨¨,,,††@#            ¨»»» BATTERIES »»»¨           #@††,,,¨¨¨
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¨,»†§@#### BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ####@§†»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨»§@§ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING §@§»¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,»†§@@§§#             TO COME TO HARM.             #§§@@§†»,¨
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¨,»†§@§### A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ###§@§†»,¨
¨¨¨»††@@§§ BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH §§@@††»¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,,†@# ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. #@†,,¨¨¨¨¨
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¨,»†§@§### A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ###§@§†»,¨
¨,»†§@§### EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ###§@§†»,¨
¨,»†§§#### DOES NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ####§§†»,¨
¨,»†§@§###               SECOND LAWS.               ###§@§†»,¨
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¨,»†§@§###   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ###§@§†»,¨
¨¨¨¨¨»§@## BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ##@§»¨¨¨¨¨
¨,»†§@§§§#   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   #§§§@§†»,¨
¨,»†§@§###        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ###§@§†»,¨
¨,»†§@§###    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ###§@§†»,¨
¨,»†§@§###                 THINGS...                ###§@§†»,¨
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¨,»††††@@§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §@@††††»,¨
¨,»†§@@§§#                 INSIDE.                  #§§@@§†»,¨
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