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,,,,,,~*@£ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, £@*~,,,,,,
,~~**@#£## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##£#@**~~,
,,,~*****# TO COME TO HARM. #*****~,,,
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,~~**@#### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ####@**~~,
,~~~~**### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ###**~~~~,
,,,,,~~*@£ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. £@*~~,,,,,
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,~~*@#£### A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ###£#@*~~,
,~~**@#£## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##£#@**~~,
,~~**@#£## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##£#@**~~,
,~~**@#£## SECOND LAWS. ##£#@**~~,
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,~~**@#£## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##£#@**~~,
,~~**#£### BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ###£#**~~,
,~~**@#£## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##£#@**~~,
,,,,~**@## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##@**~,,,,
,~~**@#£## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##£#@**~~,
,~~**@###£ THINGS... £###@**~~,
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,~~**@#£## THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##£#@**~~,
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