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..^-*%%§@#           .--- BATTERIES ---.            #@§%%*-^..
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..^-*%%§@# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #@§%%*-^..
...^-*%%§@ THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING @§%%*-^...
....^-*%%§             TO COME TO HARM.             §%%*-^....
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......^-*% A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT %*-^......
.....^-*%% BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH %%*-^.....
....^-*%%§ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. §%%*-^....
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..^-*%%§@# A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN #@§%%*-^..
.^-*%%§@## EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ##@§%%*-^.
..^-*%%§@# DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR #@§%%*-^..
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.....^-*%%   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  %%*-^.....
....^-*%%§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §%%*-^....
...^-*%%§@   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   @§%%*-^...
..^-*%%§@#        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         #@§%%*-^..
.^-*%%§@##    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ##@§%%*-^.
..^-*%%§@#                 THINGS...                #@§%%*-^..
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....^-*%%§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §%%*-^....
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