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...-*%%%*@           .--- Batteries ---.            @*%%%*-...
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.^-*%*§@## Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ##@§*%*-^.
....-**%§§ Through  Inaction, Allow  A  Human Being §§%**-....
.^-*%*§@##             To Come To Harm.             ##@§*%*-^.
.^-*%*§@##                                          ##@§*%*-^.
....^-%*@# A  Battery Must Obey The Orders Given It #@*%-^....
.^-**§@### By   Human   Beings  Except  Where  Such ###@§**-^.
.^-*%*§@## Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ##@§*%*-^.
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.^-*%*§@## A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ##@§*%*-^.
.^-*%*@### Existence  As  Long  As  Such Protection ###@*%*-^.
...--*%§@@ Does Not  Conflict  With  The  First  Or @@§%*--...
.^-*%**§§@               Second Laws.               @§§**%*-^.
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.....-%%§#  These Things Power Almost Everything,   #§%%-.....
.^-*%*§@@@ But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I @@@§*%*-^.
...-*%**§#   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   #§**%*-...
....^**§§@        Think Double A, Triple A,         @§§**^....
.^-*%%%*@#    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    #@*%%%*-^.
.^-*%*§@##                Things...                 ##@§*%*-^.
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.....-*%§# They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty #§%*-.....
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