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#@¶&*^~.,, ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, ,,.~^*&¶@#
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#@¶&*^~.,, BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ,,.~^*&¶@#
##@¶&*^~., THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ,.~^*&¶@##
#@¶&*^~.,, TO COME TO HARM. ,,.~^*&¶@#
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#@¶&*^~.,, A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,.~^*&¶@#
##@¶&*^~., BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ,.~^*&¶@##
#@¶&*^~.,, ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ,,.~^*&¶@#
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#@¶&*^~.,, A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ,,.~^*&¶@#
##@¶&*^~., EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ,.~^*&¶@##
#@¶&*^~.,, DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ,,.~^*&¶@#
##@¶&*^~., SECOND LAWS. ,.~^*&¶@##
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##@¶&*^~., THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ,.~^*&¶@##
#@¶&*^~.,, BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ,,.~^*&¶@#
##@¶&*^~., SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ,.~^*&¶@##
#@¶&*^~.,, THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ,,.~^*&¶@#
##@¶&*^~., TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ,.~^*&¶@##
#@¶&*^~.,, THINGS... ,,.~^*&¶@#
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#@¶&*^~.,, THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ,,.~^*&¶@#
##@¶&*^~., INSIDE. ,.~^*&¶@##
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