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§¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨                                          §¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§¨                                          ¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§§                                          ¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§                                          §¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨§                                          ¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§     4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨ 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY ¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨                                          §¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§          ##:-.¨ 4LCOHOL ¨.-:##           §§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨          ##:-.¨ 4LCOHOL ¨.-:##           §§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§¨           ##:-.¨ 4LCOHOL ¨.-:##          §¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§                                          ¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨ 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE  ON3. ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§¨ DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE?  1ODK 4ND TH3RE'S TH1S ¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       ¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨             1N TH3 END, SW3ET            ¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨ 4ROUND  TH1RTY  P3RCENT  OF  TH3 4LCOHOL §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§ 3NTERS  TH3  BLOODSTR34M  4LR3ADY 1N TH3 ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨ MOUTH, OR SO 1'V3  H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨§                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨            ¨.-:%$§#####§$%:-.¨           §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨                                          ¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨ F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T M3 OUT  OF MY  DRUNK ¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨ T1M3   FOR  M3   1S   B34UT1FUL  CUZ  1M ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§               1NFINITY MUNK              ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§ 1 C4N DO 1T  4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND  W1THSID3 ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨                4M S1D3 4ND               ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ 1M 4  SPH3R1C4L  3NT1TY!  1M  FROM OUT3R §¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨                 SP4C3...                 §§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨                                          §§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨            ###§$%:-.¨.-:%$§###           §¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨                                          ¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨ OK1  1 JUST DR4NK  THR3E  MOUTHFULLS  OF ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨ W1N3.  1 DR4NK  FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND ¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§ M4YB3 THR3E OR FOUR  MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. ¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨ 4  TH1NG 1  DONT  C4R3 4BOUT  TH3  T4ST3 §¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨ 4NYMOR3 1  DO 4T  TH3 ST4RT BUT NOT NOW. §§¨¨¨¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ TH3RES 4  T1M3LINE  GO1NG  FROM  C4R3 TO §§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§                 NOT C4R3                 §¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨           ¨.-:%$§#####§$%:-.¨            ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨                                          §¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨ H4HA  SUDD3NLY  O   H4D  ON  SOM3  W3URD §§¨¨§¨§§¨¨
¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨ F1NG3R ON MY  F1NG3R TH3N  Y3STERD4Y 4ND ¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨ 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S  ON TH3 ¨§§§¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§ TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W  TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG ¨§¨§§¨¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§§ WRONG  W1TH  F  -1NG3R.  1 M34N W1TH  MY ¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨
§§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨ L3FT  1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY ¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
§¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨ R1GHT  CHOPP3D   MYS3LF  W1TH  ,4N   4X3 §¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨                    SO                    ¨§¨¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨ WTF 1S  WHY H4V3  1 TH3 WRONG  F1NG3R 4S §¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨§¨§§¨¨                 D3F4ULT                  ¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨§¨§§           ###§$%:-.¨.-:%$§###            §¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨
¨§¨§§¨¨¨§§                                          ¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨ R34D   MOR3   4BOUT   TYP3S  OF  4LCOHOL ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨ %   B3ER  ¨  W1N3   ¨  C1D3R   ¨  K1R  % §¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨§¨§§¨                                          ¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§§                                          ¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§                                          §¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨§                                          ¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§                                          ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨