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...^~:*$@£     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     £@$*:~^...
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.....^~:*$ I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY $*:~^.....
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.......^~:           @£:~^. ALCOHOL .^~:£@          :~^.......
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.......... I DONT KNOW, I FEEL  HAPPY, BECAUSE ONE. ..........
.......... DOPAMINE RELEASE? IODK  AND THERE'S THIS ..........
..........       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       ..........
..........             IN THE END, SWEET            ..........
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........^~ AROUND  THIRTY  PERCENT OF  THE  ALCOHOL ~^........
.......^~: ENTERS  THE BLOODSTREAM ALREADY  IN  THE :~^.......
......^~:* MOUTH, OR SO I'VE HEARD. GOT TO LOOK  UP *:~^......
.....^~:*$           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           $*:~^.....
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.^~:*$@£@# FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME  OUT  OF MY DRUNK #@£@$*:~^.
..^~:*$@£@ TIME  FOR  ME   IS   BEAUTIFUL  CUZ   IM @£@$*:~^..
...^~:*$@£               INFINITY MUNK              £@$*:~^...
....^~:*$@ I CAN DO IT ANYWAY  INSIDE AND  WITHSIDE @$*:~^....
.....^~:*$               AM SIDE AND                $*:~^.....
......^~:* IM  A  SPHERICAL ENTITY!  IM FROM  OUTER *:~^......
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.......... OKI  I  JUST  DRANK THREE MOUTHFULLS  OF ..........
.......... WINE.  I  DRANK  FOUR  STRONG BEERS  AND ..........
.......... MAYBE THREE OR  FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF WINE. ..........
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.........^ A THING I  DONT  CARE  ABOUT  THE  TASTE ^.........
........^~ ANYMORE  I DO AT THE START  BUT NOT NOW. ~^........
.......^~: THERES  A TIMELINE  GOING FROM  CARE  TO :~^.......
......^~:*                 NOT CARE                 *:~^......
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..^~:*$@£@ HAHA  SUDDENLY  O  HAD  ON   SOME  WEURD @£@$*:~^..
.^~:*$@£@# FINGER  ON MY FINGER  THEN YESTERDAY AND #@£@$*:~^.
..^~:*$@£@ I ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED THEN I WAS ON  THE @£@$*:~^..
...^~:*$@£ TOILET  LOL MBUT WEW THERE WAS SOMETHING £@$*:~^...
....^~:*$@ WRONG  WITH  F  -INGER.  I MEAN WITH  MY @$*:~^....
.....^~:*$ LEFT INDEX FINGER NOTJING  WRONG WITH MY $*:~^.....
......^~:* RIGHT   CHOPPED   MYSELF  WITH  ,AN  AXE *:~^......
.......^~:                    SO                    :~^.......
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.........^ WTF IS WHY  HAVE I  THE WRONG  FINGER AS ^.........
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.......... READ   MORE   ABOUT  TYPES  OF   ALCOHOL ..........
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........^~ *   BEER  .  WINE  .   CIDER  .  KIR   * ~^........
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