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.......-»†     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     †»-.......
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.........- I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY -.........
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.......... I  DONT KNOW, I FEEL HAPPY, BECAUSE ONE. ..........
.......... DOPAMINE RELEASE? IODK AND  THERE'S THIS ..........
..........       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       ..........
..........             IN THE END, SWEET            ..........
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........-» AROUND THIRTY  PERCENT  OF  THE  ALCOHOL »-........
.......-»† ENTERS THE  BLOODSTREAM  ALREADY  IN THE †»-.......
......-»†% MOUTH, OR SO  I'VE HEARD. GOT TO LOOK UP %†»-......
.....-»†%$           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           $%†»-.....
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.-»†%$@@## FINALLY SOMEONE LET  ME OUT OF MY  DRUNK ##@@$%†»-.
..-»†%$@@# TIME  FOR   ME  IS  BEAUTIFUL   CUZ   IM #@@$%†»-..
...-»†%$@@              INFINITY MUNK               @@$%†»-...
....-»†%$@ I CAN  DO  IT ANYWAY INSIDE AND WITHSIDE @$%†»-....
.....-»†%$                AM SIDE AND               $%†»-.....
......-»†% IM  A  SPHERICAL  ENTITY!  IM FROM OUTER %†»-......
.......-»†                 SPACE...                 †»-.......
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.......... OKI  I JUST  DRANK THREE  MOUTHFULLS  OF ..........
.......... WINE.  I  DRANK  FOUR  STRONG BEERS  AND ..........
.......... MAYBE  THREE OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF WINE. ..........
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.......... A THING  I  DONT  CARE  ABOUT THE  TASTE ..........
.......... ANYMORE I DO AT THE START  BUT  NOT NOW. ..........
.......... THERES  A TIMELINE  GOING  FROM  CARE TO ..........
..........                 NOT CARE                 ..........
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......-»†% HAHA   SUDDENLY  O  HAD  ON  SOME  WEURD %†»-......
.....-»†%$ FINGER ON  MY FINGER THEN  YESTERDAY AND $%†»-.....
....-»†%$@ I  ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED THEN I WAS ON THE @$%†»-....
...-»†%$@@ TOILET LOL MBUT  WEW THERE WAS SOMETHING @@$%†»-...
..-»†%$@@# WRONG  WITH  F -INGER.  I  MEAN  WITH MY #@@$%†»-..
.-»†%$@@## LEFT  INDEX FINGER NOTJING WRONG WITH MY ##@@$%†»-.
..-»†%$@@# RIGHT  CHOPPED  MYSELF   WITH  ,AN   AXE #@@$%†»-..
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.....-»†%$ WTF IS WHY HAVE  I THE  WRONG FINGER  AS $%†»-.....
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.......... READ   MORE   ABOUT  TYPES   OF  ALCOHOL ..........
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.......... %   BEER  .   WINE  .  CIDER  .   KIR  % ..........
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