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........~†                   NOISE                  †~........
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.........~ WHITE NOISE  IS  THE  SOUND OF BIG  BANG ~.........
........~†       THE UNIVERSES SEDATIVE HISS        †~........
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......~†=§ PINK NOISE IS  THE  SOUND OF  THE  RIVER §=†~......
.....~†=§@     BEYOND THE GROVE, RELEASING THE      @§=†~.....
....~†=§@@               WINTER WATERS              @@§=†~....
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..~†=§@@## BROWN NOISE IS THE SOUND  OF YOUR  BLOOD ##@@§=†~..
...~†=§@@#    PRESSING ITSELF THROUGH YOUR BODY     #@@§=†~...
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.....~†=§@ BLACK NOISE IS THE SOUND OF THE NEW MOON @§=†~.....
......~†=§         IN A CLOUDLESS NIGHT SKY         §=†~......
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