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......:=\*                  NOISE                   *\=:......
.....:=\*&                .#.....#.                 &*\=:.....
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...:=\*&§#                &#&&&&&#&                 #§&*\=:...
..:=\*&§#@                                          @#§&*\=:..
.:=\*&§#@# WHITE NOISE  IS  THE  SOUND  OF BIG BANG #@#§&*\=:.
..:=\*&§#@       THE UNIVERSES SEDATIVE HISS        @#§&*\=:..
...:=\*&§#                                          #§&*\=:...
....:=\*&§ PINK NOISE  IS  THE SOUND  OF  THE RIVER §&*\=:....
.....:=\*&      BEYOND THE GROVE, RELEASING THE     &*\=:.....
......:=\*               WINTER WATERS              *\=:......
.......:=\                                          \=:.......
......:=\* BROWN NOISE  IS THE SOUND OF YOUR  BLOOD *\=:......
.....:=\*&     PRESSING ITSELF THROUGH YOUR BODY    &*\=:.....
....:=\*&§                                          §&*\=:....
...:=\*&§# BLACK NOISE IS THE SOUND OF THE NEW MOON #§&*\=:...
..:=\*&§#@         IN A CLOUDLESS NIGHT SKY         @#§&*\=:..
.:=\*&§#@#                                          #@#§&*\=:.
..:=\*&§#@                                          @#§&*\=:..
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