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...-~†$£&@     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     @&£$†~-...
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.....-~†$£ I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY £$†~-.....
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.......... I DONT KNOW, I FEEL  HAPPY, BECAUSE ONE. ..........
.......... DOPAMINE RELEASE? IODK AND  THERE'S THIS ..........
..........       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       ..........
..........             IN THE END, SWEET            ..........
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........-~ AROUND THIRTY  PERCENT  OF  THE  ALCOHOL ~-........
.......-~† ENTERS  THE  BLOODSTREAM  ALREADY IN THE †~-.......
......-~†$ MOUTH, OR SO I'VE  HEARD. GOT TO LOOK UP $†~-......
.....-~†$£           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           £$†~-.....
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.-~†$£&@## FINALLY SOMEONE  LET ME  OUT OF MY DRUNK ##@&£$†~-.
..-~†$£&@# TIME  FOR   ME  IS   BEAUTIFUL  CUZ   IM #@&£$†~-..
...-~†$£&@               INFINITY MUNK              @&£$†~-...
....-~†$£& I CAN  DO IT ANYWAY INSIDE AND  WITHSIDE &£$†~-....
.....-~†$£               AM SIDE AND                £$†~-.....
......-~†$ IM  A SPHERICAL ENTITY!  IM  FROM  OUTER $†~-......
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.......... OKI  I JUST  DRANK  THREE MOUTHFULLS  OF ..........
.......... WINE.  I  DRANK FOUR  STRONG  BEERS  AND ..........
.......... MAYBE THREE OR  FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF WINE. ..........
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.........- A  THING I  DONT CARE  ABOUT  THE  TASTE -.........
........-~ ANYMORE  I DO AT THE  START BUT NOT NOW. ~-........
.......-~† THERES  A TIMELINE  GOING FROM  CARE  TO †~-.......
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..-~†$£&@# HAHA   SUDDENLY  O  HAD  ON  SOME  WEURD #@&£$†~-..
.-~†$£&@## FINGER  ON MY  FINGER THEN YESTERDAY AND ##@&£$†~-.
..-~†$£&@# I ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED THEN  I WAS ON THE #@&£$†~-..
...-~†$£&@ TOILET LOL MBUT WEW  THERE WAS SOMETHING @&£$†~-...
....-~†$£& WRONG  WITH F  -INGER.  I MEAN  WITH  MY &£$†~-....
.....-~†$£ LEFT INDEX FINGER NOTJING WRONG WITH  MY £$†~-.....
......-~†$ RIGHT   CHOPPED  MYSELF   WITH  ,AN  AXE $†~-......
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.........- WTF  IS WHY  HAVE I THE WRONG FINGER  AS -.........
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.......... READ  MORE   ABOUT   TYPES   OF  ALCOHOL ..........
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