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,,~«^†$$#@     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     @#$$†^«~,,
,,,,,,~^$§                                          §$^~,,,,,,
,,,,,,~^†§ I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY §†^~,,,,,,
,~«^†$§#@@                                          @@#§$†^«~,
,,,,«†$$§§          @#^«~, ALCOHOL ,~«^#@           §§$$†«,,,,
,~«^†$§#@#           @#^«~, ALCOHOL ,~«^#@          #@#§$†^«~,
,~«^†$§#@#          @#^«~, ALCOHOL ,~«^#@           #@#§$†^«~,
,~«^†$§##@                                          @##§$†^«~,
,,,,,~^^$# I DONT KNOW, I FEEL HAPPY,  BECAUSE ONE. #$^^~,,,,,
,~«^†$§§#@ DOPAMINE RELEASE? IODK  AND THERE'S THIS @#§§$†^«~,
,,,,««†$$#       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       #$$†««,,,,
,~«^†$§#@#             IN THE END, SWEET            #@#§$†^«~,
,~«^†$§@##                                          ##@§$†^«~,
,,,,,~«†§§ AROUND  THIRTY  PERCENT  OF THE  ALCOHOL §§†«~,,,,,
,~«^†$§#@# ENTERS THE  BLOODSTREAM  ALREADY  IN THE #@#§$†^«~,
~«^†$§#@## MOUTH, OR SO I'VE  HEARD. GOT TO LOOK UP ##@#§$†^«~
,,,~«^†$§@           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           @§$†^«~,,,
,~«^†$§##@                                          @##§$†^«~,
,~«^†$#@##           ,~«^†$§#@#@#§$†^«~,            ##@#$†^«~,
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,,,,,«^†§# FINALLY SOMEONE  LET ME  OUT OF MY DRUNK #§†^«,,,,,
,~«^†$§#@# TIME  FOR   ME   IS  BEAUTIFUL  CUZ   IM #@#§$†^«~,
,,,,~^†§§#               INFINITY MUNK              #§§†^~,,,,
,~«^†$§#@# I  CAN DO IT ANYWAY INSIDE AND  WITHSIDE #@#§$†^«~,
,~«^†$§#@#                AM SIDE AND               #@#§$†^«~,
,,,,,«†§## IM  A  SPHERICAL ENTITY!  IM  FROM OUTER ##§†«,,,,,
,~«^†$§##@                 SPACE...                 @##§$†^«~,
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,~«^†$§#@#            #@#§$†^«~,~«^†$§#@#           #@#§$†^«~,
,~«^†$§#@@                                          @@#§$†^«~,
,~«^†$§§§@ OKI  I  JUST DRANK  THREE MOUTHFULLS  OF @§§§$†^«~,
,~«^†$§##@ WINE.  I  DRANK  FOUR STRONG  BEERS  AND @##§$†^«~,
,,,,,,,«†§ MAYBE THREE OR  FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF WINE. §†«,,,,,,,
,~«^†$§##@                                          @##§$†^«~,
,,,~«^††$§ A  THING I  DONT  CARE  ABOUT  THE TASTE §$††^«~,,,
,~«^†$§#@# ANYMORE I DO  AT THE START BUT NOT  NOW. #@#§$†^«~,
,,~«««^$$# THERES  A TIMELINE  GOING  FROM CARE  TO #$$^«««~,,
,~«^†$§#@#                 NOT CARE                 #@#§$†^«~,
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,~«^†$$$$§            ,~«^†$§#@#@#§$†^«~,           §$$$$†^«~,
,~«^†$§§§@                                          @§§§$†^«~,
,,,,~^†$§§ HAHA  SUDDENLY  O  HAD  ON   SOME  WEURD §§$†^~,,,,
,~«^†$$§§@ FINGER  ON MY FINGER THEN YESTERDAY  AND @§§$$†^«~,
,~«^†$§#@@ I ACCIDENTALLY  LOCKED THEN I WAS ON THE @@#§$†^«~,
,~«^†$§§§@ TOILET LOL  MBUT WEW THERE WAS SOMETHING @§§§$†^«~,
,~«^†$§### WRONG  WITH  F  -INGER.  I MEAN WITH  MY ###§$†^«~,
,,,~~^†$§§ LEFT INDEX  FINGER NOTJING WRONG WITH MY §§$†^~~,,,
,~~~«««†§§ RIGHT   CHOPPED  MYSELF   WITH  ,AN  AXE §§†«««~~~,
,~«^†$§#@#                    SO                    #@#§$†^«~,
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,,,~^^^$$§ WTF IS WHY HAVE  I THE  WRONG FINGER  AS §$$^^^~,,,
,,,,,~«^†§                 DEFAULT                  §†^«~,,,,,
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,~«^†$§§§@            #@#§$†^«~,~«^†$§#@#           @§§§$†^«~,
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,~«^†$§#@@ READ   MORE  ABOUT  TYPES   OF   ALCOHOL @@#§$†^«~,
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,,~«««††§§ †  BEER   ,  WINE  ,  CIDER   ,  KIR   † §§††«««~,,
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