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,&,&&&&&&,                                          ,,,,&,&,&,
,&&&,,,,,&     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     &,,,&&&&&&
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&,&,&&,,,& I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY ,&&,&&,,,,
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&,,,,&&&,&           #@^»~, ALCOHOL ,~»^@#          ,&&&,&&&,,
&&,,,&,,&&          #@^»~, ALCOHOL ,~»^@#           &&,,&&,,&,
&,&,,&&,&,           #@^»~, ALCOHOL ,~»^@#          &,&,&,&,&&
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,&,,&&&&,, I  DONT KNOW, I FEEL HAPPY, BECAUSE ONE. ,,,,,,,,,&
&&&,&,,,&, DOPAMINE  RELEASE? IODK AND THERE'S THIS ,,,,,,,,,&
,,,&&&,,&&       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       ,,,,,,,,,&
&,,&,,&,&,             IN THE END, SWEET            ,,,,,,,,,&
,&,&&,&&&&                                          ,,,,,,,,,&
&&&&,&&,,, AROUND  THIRTY PERCENT  OF  THE  ALCOHOL ,,,,,,,,,&
,,,,&&,&,, ENTERS  THE BLOODSTREAM  ALREADY IN  THE ,,,,,,,,,&
&,,,&,&&&, MOUTH, OR SO I'VE HEARD. GOT TO LOOK  UP &,,,,,,,,&
,&,,&&&,,&           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           ,&,,,,,,,&
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,,,&&&,&&&           ,~»^%%&@###@&%%^»~,            &,,&,,,,,&
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,&,&&,&,&, FINALLY  SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF  MY DRUNK ,,&&,&,,,&
&&&&,&&&&& TIME  FOR   ME   IS   BEAUTIFUL  CUZ  IM ,,&,&&&,,&
,,,,&&,,,,              INFINITY MUNK               &,&&&,,&,&
&,,,&,&,,, I  CAN DO IT ANYWAY  INSIDE AND WITHSIDE &&&,,&,&&&
,&,,&&&&,,                AM SIDE AND               &,,&,&&&,,
,&&,&,,,&, IM  A SPHERICAL ENTITY!  IM  FROM  OUTER ,&,&&&,,&,
,&,&&&,,&&                 SPACE...                 &&&&,,&,&&
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&,,,&,&&&&            ##@&%%^»~,~»^%%&@##           ,&,,&&&,,&
,&,,&&&,,,                                          &&&,&,,&,&
&&&,&,,&,, OKI  I  JUST DRANK THREE  MOUTHFULLS  OF ,,,&&&,&&&
,,,&&&,&&, WINE.  I  DRANK  FOUR STRONG  BEERS  AND ,,,&,,&&,,
,,,&,,&&,& MAYBE THREE OR FOUR  MOUTHFULLS OF WINE. ,,,&&,&,&,
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&,,&,&&&&, A THING  I DONT  CARE  ABOUT  THE  TASTE &,,&&&,,,,
&&,&&&,,,& ANYMORE I DO AT THE START BUT  NOT  NOW. ,&,&,,&,,,
&,&&,,&,,& THERES A TIMELINE  GOING  FROM  CARE  TO ,&&&&,&&,,
&&&,&,&&,&                 NOT CARE                 &&,,,&&,&,
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,&,&,,,&&,           ,~»^%%&@###@&%%^»~,            ,,&&,&&&,,
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,&,,,&,&&& HAHA  SUDDENLY  O   HAD  ON  SOME  WEURD &,&&&,&,&&
&&&,,&&&,, FINGER  ON MY FINGER  THEN YESTERDAY AND ,&&,,&&&&,
&,,&,&,,&, I ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED THEN I  WAS ON THE ,&,&,&,,,&
,&,&&&&,&& TOILET LOL MBUT WEW THERE  WAS SOMETHING &&&&&&&,,&
&&&&,,,&&, WRONG  WITH F  -INGER.  I MEAN  WITH  MY &,,,,,,&,&
,,,,&,,&,& LEFT INDEX FINGER NOTJING WRONG  WITH MY ,&,,,,,&&&
&,,,&&,&&& RIGHT   CHOPPED  MYSELF  WITH   ,AN  AXE ,&&,,,,&,,
&&,,&,&&,,                    SO                    &&,&,,,&&,
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,&&&&,,&&& WTF IS WHY  HAVE I  THE WRONG  FINGER AS &,&,,&,&&&
&&,,,&,&,,                  DEFAULT                 ,&&&,&&&,,
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&&&&,&,,,&            ##@&%%^»~,~»^%%&@##           ,&&,&,&,&&
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,,,,&,,&,& READ  MORE   ABOUT   TYPES  OF   ALCOHOL ,&&&,,,,,&
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,&,,&,&&,, %  BEER  ,   WINE   ,  CIDER  ,  KIR   % ,&&,&&,,,&
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