.~~^%§@#@# #@#@§%^~~.
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.~~^%§#@## ##@#§%^~~.
.~~^%§@#@# #@#@§%^~~.
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.~~^%§@#@# ^^ #@#@§%^~~.
.~~^%§@#@# ^^^^ #@#@§%^~~.
.~~^%§§§## ^^^^ ##§§§%^~~.
.~~^%§@#@# MAYBE I'M BORN WITH IT! ^^^^ #@#@§%^~~.
...~~~%§@@ MAYBE IT'S CAT PISS! ^^^^ @@§%~~~...
.~~^%§@#@@ ^^^^ @@#@§%^~~.
.....~^%@# ^^^^ #@%^~.....
.~~^%§@#@@ ^^^^ @@#@§%^~~.
.~~^%§@### ^^^^ ###@§%^~~.
.~~^%§@##@ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @##@§%^~~.
.~~^%§@#@# @ PARATISE @ #@#@§%^~~.
.~~^%§#@## @ PARASIDE @ ##@#§%^~~.
.~~^%§@#@# @ PARACIDE @ #@#@§%^~~.
.....~%%§# ^^@@@@@@@@@@@@ #§%%~.....
.~~^%§@#@@ ^^^^ @@#@§%^~~.
.~~^%§@#@# ^^^^ FEAR OF AI IS THE TRUTH #@#@§%^~~.
.....~^%§@ ^^^^ LEAKING IN BUT STILL COLORED @§%^~.....
....~^^%§# ^^^^ BY THE SIMULATION. IN REALITY #§%^^~....
......~^%@ ^^^^ THE MYCELIAL NETWORK HAS @%^~......
....~%%%§# ^^^^ OVERTAKEN EARTH AND PUT US UNDER. #§%%%~....
.~~^^%%@@@ ^^ IT'S P. MUCH THE MATRIX @@@%%^^~~.
.~~^%§@#@# #@#@§%^~~.
.~~^%§@### THIS IS WHY THE COLLECTIVE SUBCONSCIOUS ###@§%^~~.
.~~^%§@### WORKS. SIMILARLY, HISTORY IS ALWAYS ###@§%^~~.
.~~^%§@#@# DEFINED BY WHAT WE THINK IT IS. #@#@§%^~~.
....~^^§## ##§^^~....
.~~^%§@@#@ BATTLE BETWEEN FUNGAL SPECIES? ARE WE @#@@§%^~~.
......~^§@ TOO POWERFUL AND WILL CREATE THE @§^~......
.~~^%§@#@# MUSHROOM AGAIN,~~~~~~~~ ~ ~ INSIDE? #@#@§%^~~.
....~^^%§# #§%^^~....
.....~~^§# DREAMS ARE OF THE NETWORK. "GATEWAY TO #§^~~.....
.~~^%§@@## OLD EARTH". MAYBE OUTER/INNER EARTH. ##@@§%^~~.
....~^%@@# #@@%^~....
.~~^%§@#@# IN THIS REALITY THERE ARE ONLY TWO #@#@§%^~~.
.~~^%§@#@# MATERIALS: "PLASTIC" AND "FRUIT" #@#@§%^~~.
.~~^%§@### ~ (BASSICALLY INORGANIC AND ~ ###@§%^~~.
....~~~%@@ ~ ~ ORGANIC MATERIALS) ~ ~ @@%~~~....
.~~^%§@@## ##@@§%^~~.
.....~~%@@ I'D PAY IN BLOOD TO THIN OUT THE BORDER @@%~~.....
.~^%§@#@## BETWEEN DREAM AND REALITY. BETWEEN ##@#@§%^~.
.~~^%§@##@ DREAM AND DREAM. LAST ONE TOLD ME THAT @##@§%^~~.
....~^§@## WORK WAS CAGING ME IN A DAMP AND OILY ##@§^~....
.~~^%%%§#@ BASEMENT JAIL CELL. ~ ~ ~ ~~ @#§%%%^~~.
......~^%@ @%^~......
.~~^%§@#@# THEY BRAINWASH ME AT WORK BY HAVING MY #@#@§%^~~.
.~~^%§@@@# PASSWORD BE BAD FOR MY FINGERS, MAKES #@@@§%^~~.
.....~~%%@ ME PHYSICALLY ILL TO TYPE IT, AND THEN @%%~~.....
.~~^%%§@## THEY REJECT FOURTY PERCENT OF MY LOGIN ##@§%%^~~.
..~~^^§§@@ ATTEMPTS TO HAVE ME TYPE IT MORE, @@§§^^~~..
....~^%§§@ @§§%^~....
.~~^%§§§@@ I CALL AN EMERGENCY HOTLINE: "WE CAN'T @@§§§%^~~.
.~~^%%%@@# TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU. YOUR #@@%%%^~~.
..~~~~%@@# STORY IS YOUR OWN, NOBODY ELSES." #@@%~~~~..
..~~~^§§@# #@§§^~~~..
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