I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The Side Of  The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!