I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely So  That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!