I Love  Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!