I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!