I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!