I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke  The Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely So  That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!