I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots.  I Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It Closely So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!