I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!