I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!