I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It  Closely So That I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!