I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!