I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side Of  The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!