I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!