I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!