I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It  Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!