: COFF3E :        
            ::            
                                          
                                          
 YOU  DR1NK  TH1S  TH1NG  WH3N  YOU  W4NT 
             TO G3T F4ST              
                                          
                                          
         GOTT4 GO W1TH SP3ED          
          O                  
                   COFF   
 R1NK    TH1S    TH1H3N   YO     
 S1D3 EFFECTS - COF3 M4K3S YOU TH1NK   
    TOO   QU1CKYOU   D4NC3    
 OV3R    TH3   M34N1NG       OFTH1NGS, 
    NOT      4BL3      TO       GR4SP 
   4ND TH3  S3NSE   TH3 1MPR3SSION 
 TH4T    DOOM    1S       COM1NG 
                         
 D1FF3RENT  D1FF3RENT D 
 TYP3S   OF    COFF3E:   FR3SHLY   BR3WED 
 R3V1T4LIZED   3NV1GOR4TED   GR1ND3D  4ND 
 R3BORN B34N T34  PL4NT BLOOD     
   W41T  4  D4Y  4ND  1T 4CQU1R3S N3W 
 SL1MY     4ND     3LUS1VE      QU4L1TI3S 
     DR34MY  3NERGY.  BUT  YOU N3ED 
 TO               W41T                 
 4 D4Y OR MOR3.                           
 NOT SUR3 WH3RE TH3 BORD3R 1S. WH3N 1TB3  
 COM3S TH1S OTH3R K1ND OF BR3W   
                                          
 4ND FURTH3RMORE,                        
                                          
 SL3EP 1S 4 CUNN1NG TH1NG, 1T L1NG3RS     
   BUT YOU C4N SHOO 1T 4WAY W1TH DR1NK    
                                          
             ...FOR 4 WH1L3...            
                                          
  1T 4CTUALLY 1S QU1T3 3XPENS1VE BUT TH3Y 
     G1V3 1T TO YOU FOR FR3E, 1N TH3      
  WORK M1LL. TH1S M34NS YOU 4R3 PROB4BLY  
     G3TT1NG TR1CK3D SOM3HOW. 4R3 TH3Y    
           ST34L1NG YOUR SL3EP?