My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me  The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works. It  Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two  X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  - Which  Means 
 The B Side  Is Played  Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now  I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There   Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If It  Is  The  Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather A  Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip  It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There    With   Your    Hand