MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND  GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS   A  TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I  DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA  OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE CASSETTE  - WHICH  MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE IS PLAYED  BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW  I HAVE  TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW  NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,   BUT  THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR IF IT  IS THE  MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD RED  CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE  A SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE    PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED  TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE    WITH   YOUR    HAND